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Posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:42:57
Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or
some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they
are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of
Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two
possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during
my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep
with you." and take into account the fact that I still have not
succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true,
and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.
Posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:49:38
In reply to Joke, posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:42:57
~ TOILET WISDOM ~
> > >
> > > Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
> > > how are you?" --- Rest
> > > stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
> > >
> > >
> > > No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
> > > and tired of putting
> > > up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and
> > > Grill, Chapel Hill, North
> > > Carolina
> > >
> > >
> > > Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
> > > ---Women's restroom, The
> > > Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
> > >
> > >
> > > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> > > testicles, you're going to have
> > > trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last
> > > Resort, Dallas, Texas
> > >
> > >
> > > No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over
> > > mirror in Men's restroom,
> > > Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
> > >
> > >
> > > Beauty is only a light switch away. --- Perkins
> > > Library, Duke University,
> > > Durham, North Carolina.
> > >
> > >
> > > Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
> > > ---The Irish Times,
> > > Washington, DC
> > >
> > >
> > > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
> > > anywhere. ---Written in
> > > the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
> > >
> > >
> > > If voting could really change things, it would be
> > > illegal. --- Revolution
> > > Books, New York, New York
> > >
> > >
> > > Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
> > > doesn't die. ---Men's
> > > restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> > >
> > >
> > > Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the
> > > urinal. It makes them soggy
> > > and hard to light. ---The Janitor
> > >
> > >
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is
> > > in your hands.
> > > ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY
> >
If God had intended women to give blow-jobs, she wouldn’t have given them teeth.
--- Restaurant restroom, Outside of South Hampton, MA
Posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 19:45:12
In reply to More humor, posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 17:49:38
Subject: What's important
5 secrets to a great relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally
cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex
with you.
5. It is then extremely important that these four men never meet.
Posted by susan C on October 9, 2002, at 12:25:49
In reply to Even more humor, posted by Cass on October 8, 2002, at 19:45:12
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