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Posted by dreamer on July 10, 2001, at 0:56:42
Is your reality doing gymnastics , lack of sleep doing you good. Mind cuntaminated with passion verging on goddam spiritual then join us we are open .
Feet off the ground ready to conquer the world, travelling light an astral delight the rainbow's here not somewhere over. With a sharp shiny mind them neurons ain't firing blanks the subconscious wakes and yawns and lights up the darkness like silk on gravel .
Others will try and fix the fuse of confusion and smile in dischord but you ain't listening , your a magician .
Time's hands applauded it's immortality - twelve oc'lock , night-time street-lights hum .The ochre leaves fall tear-like onto the dry summers skin , has the season got some kind of personality disorder its closing the curtains before the second act . Storm clouds indecisive, shy. For God's sake let it all
out !!! Better out than in.
Birds are becoming as irritable as mobile plastic security blankets - phones for those stuck in morse code. Car sirens cry like colic babies and yes it patters, the rain's stinging the window at last and where do the gnats go , surely they don't dodge.Pornstars, moviestars, giantstars, pulsa, beta, gamma - a riddle a day keeps the doctor away , occupy the mind with trivialities read the papers sting your eyes with soap operas . Masterbate three times daily but if you start to play with household objects get therapy.
It's synesthesia not schitzophrenia - now it falls into shape, a shape thats smells of popcorn and sounds like mozart and reminds me of the number seven.Flight of ideas a verbal lasagna , parmassen paragraphs fullstops of pepper- sneeze aahhhh clear the mind .
Isn't misery getting heavy these days where are you off for your holidays can I tag along , I promise I won't cling it's just that I get these terrible night terrors about plane crashes and rivers of blood I won't be a damp squid , honest.Love is it a many splended ting ? I only know euphoria took a while to get used to but now wer'e best friends I do miss it when it's gone . Yes self-centred don't like soft and hard sticks to my teeth. Obsessive self no-one will read understand this spillage of alphabetical proportions . Automatic, auto-pilot , no the planes lost control switch to manual no we're gonna crash, shit.
Anyone find the black box?????
And so ends the fairytale, off to sleep now .
Posted by kazoo on July 11, 2001, at 1:43:40
In reply to Bedtime story for hypomaniacs, posted by dreamer on July 10, 2001, at 0:56:42
Read this sentence aloud at a steady clip:
"Mary stood by the window, her thoughts a million light years from home, silently listening to the soup hissing in the pot."
Now try to imagine reading that in front of 50 creative writing students, followed by 50 screams of diction horror.
(lispy) kazoo
Posted by dreamer on July 11, 2001, at 4:37:47
In reply to Re:Bedtime story...'cuntaminated'? Say WHAT? » dreamer, posted by kazoo on July 11, 2001, at 1:43:40
> Read this sentence aloud at a steady clip:
>
> "Mary stood by the window, her thoughts a million light years from home, silently listening to the soup hissing in the pot."
>
> Now try to imagine reading that in front of 50 creative writing students, followed by 50 screams of diction horror.
>
> (lispy) kazoo
>
You a-bubbling sauce pot you. Taking advantage of my dirty mind.**** ** ********[censored]
Posted by geekUK on July 11, 2001, at 19:20:55
In reply to Re:Bedtime story...'cuntaminated'? Say WHAT? » kazoo, posted by dreamer on July 11, 2001, at 4:37:47
> > "Mary stood by the window, her thoughts a million light years from home, silently listening to the soup hissing in the pot."
I dont get it, must be slow or not as dirty as you folks. (I hope the former, but prob. the latter)
by the way I like the story #D.nice. you should write more postings of stuff the outside world would not get.
Posted by Willow on July 11, 2001, at 21:46:30
In reply to Re:Bedtime story...'cuntaminated'? Say WHAT? » dreamer, posted by geekUK on July 11, 2001, at 19:20:55
> by the way I like the story #D.nice. you should write more postings of stuff the outside world would not get.Dreamer your first name wouldn't be Margaret, would it?
Blowing Willow
Posted by dreamer on July 11, 2001, at 22:57:01
In reply to Re:Bedtime story..., posted by Willow on July 11, 2001, at 21:46:30
>
> > by the way I like the story #D.nice. you should write more postings of stuff the outside world would not get.
>
> Dreamer your first name wouldn't be Margaret, would it?
>
> Blowing WillowWhy Margaret ? Nope it ain't
Posted by Willow on July 11, 2001, at 23:35:00
In reply to Re:Bedtime story... » Willow, posted by dreamer on July 11, 2001, at 22:57:01
Atwood is a famous Canadian arthour. Here in Canada anyway. She wrote "handmaid tale," I may not have it exactly right, it was made into a movie. Your writing reminded me of her style. Check out one of her books, she also writes poems.
I met her a couple times. Not like at a dinner party or anything though.
Keep writing ...
If you need more paper you can always pulverize me.
Willow
Posted by dreamer on July 11, 2001, at 23:52:24
In reply to Margaret, posted by Willow on July 11, 2001, at 23:35:00
> Atwood is a famous Canadian arthour. Here in Canada anyway. She wrote "handmaid tale," I may not have it exactly right, it was made into a movie. Your writing reminded me of her style. Check out one of her books, she also writes poems.
>
> I met her a couple times. Not like at a dinner party or anything though.
>
> Keep writing ...
>
> If you need more paper you can always pulverize me.
>
> WillowYes, I remember the film a sci-fi-ish one ,hardly shown on tv I'll have a look on web.
Thanks, this praise is new, perked me up.
Posted by lissa on July 12, 2001, at 3:22:17
In reply to Re:Bedtime story...'cuntaminated'? Say WHAT? » dreamer, posted by kazoo on July 11, 2001, at 1:43:40
> Read this sentence aloud at a steady clip:
>
> "Mary stood by the window, her thoughts a million light years from home, silently listening to the soup hissing in the pot."
>
> Now try to imagine reading that in front of 50 creative writing students, followed by 50 screams of diction horror.
>
> (lispy) kazoo
>
i can imagine! ... and then after screaming they'd dive at the head of the seminar table, pocketknives ready (or at least those pointy fountain pens the rich kids use), and gauge (?) out your eyes to teach you to pronounce properly. I know how that works. A diction horror story.lischpy lischa
ps i hope you see i am kidding. i like your posts. am an admirer, kazoo.
Posted by kazoo on July 12, 2001, at 23:52:28
In reply to diction horror story » kazoo, posted by lissa on July 12, 2001, at 3:22:17
> ... pocketknives ready ...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
More like switch-blades. Such an unruly lot these days!
My darlink, lischpy lischa:
> .. am an admirer, kazoo.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thank you, my dear. I will remember you in my dreams. But I think you should know that currently my heart belongs to Willow and my mind's on shar's pink toe nails; however, like everything else ebb and flow, this will probably change, sniff, sniff...I remain, just a,
kazoo
Posted by lissa on July 13, 2001, at 2:12:23
In reply to Re: diction horror story » lissa, posted by kazoo on July 12, 2001, at 23:52:28
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Thank you, my dear. I will remember you in my dreams. But I think you should know that currently my heart belongs to Willow and my mind's on shar's pink toe nails; however, like everything else ebb and flow, this will probably change, sniff, sniff...
>
> I remain, just a,
>
> kazoo
... yes, yes, you seem an old, wise one and I'm but a clueless young thing. You remind me of an old professor. He was so clever and charming, spoke with the most captivating accent. Ah, it is for the best, though. You should watch the willow. She says she won't be your valentine, but this is just womanly strategy for you. We do it to keep you at our heels, panting like puppies.unrequitedly yours,
lissa
Posted by Willow on July 13, 2001, at 12:12:41
In reply to Re: diction horror story » kazoo, posted by lissa on July 13, 2001, at 2:12:23
*She says she won't be your valentine, but this is just womanly strategy for you.
I didn't say no or yes. You crack me up Lissa. Kazoo has young roving eyes, pink toenails. The only strategy I have is patience. He'll tire of the enamel and by then my roots will have grown deep.
Green Willow
Posted by kazoo on July 14, 2001, at 0:41:41
In reply to story, posted by Willow on July 13, 2001, at 12:12:41
> ... and by then my roots will have grown deep.
^^^^^^^^^^^^RECOMMENDATION: Either "Miracle-Grow" or "Miss Clairol," my dear, both are effective when used concomitantly.
(a tie-dyed) kazoo
Posted by Willow on July 14, 2001, at 23:01:42
In reply to Re: story, i stook so long... » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 14, 2001, at 0:41:41
Last night I waited until the fire burnt down to embers. I watched them dance like red fireflies against a black night until my tears washed them away. With my soul thoroughly cleansed, I pondered wether I had been really waiting on an apparition instead of a friend. Having nothing to warm me a chill began to set in and alas with trepidation I began the trek back to my planet.
> RECOMMENDATION: Either "Miracle-Grow" or "Miss Clairol," my dear, both are effective when used concomitantly.
Really Kazoo, first you stand me up not one but two nights in a row, then you recommend superficial chemicals to pollute my substance. I think it is time for you to put away your barbie dolls and start playing with real people. They are so much more "real."
Splinered Willow
ps what shade should i use on my tresses
Posted by lissa on July 15, 2001, at 10:48:47
In reply to Miracle grow ..., posted by Willow on July 14, 2001, at 23:01:42
Willow,
I haven't been posting to this board very long. I return here for these little posts you make. The one below is a beauty! It reminds me of Mary Shelley; like one of those passages in Frankenstein in which the monster damns his creator. In my darkest moments, I used to feel like a monster; like the novel as a whole was an excellent metaphor for anyone suffering an affliction. While I no longer feel so monsterish or afflicted, I still enjoy this sort of rhetoric. Brilliant fake guilt trip to Kazoo.
Bravo,
Lissa
> Last night I waited until the fire burnt down to embers. I watched them dance like red fireflies against a black night until my tears washed them away. With my soul thoroughly cleansed, I pondered wether I had been really waiting on an apparition instead of a friend. Having nothing to warm me a chill began to set in and alas with trepidation I began the trek back to my planet.
>
> > RECOMMENDATION: Either "Miracle-Grow" or "Miss Clairol," my dear, both are effective when used concomitantly.
>
> Really Kazoo, first you stand me up not one but two nights in a row, then you recommend superficial chemicals to pollute my substance. I think it is time for you to put away your barbie dolls and start playing with real people. They are so much more "real."
>
> Splinered Willow
>
> ps what shade should i use on my tresses
Posted by Willow on July 15, 2001, at 20:13:17
In reply to Re: Miracle grow ... my applause » Willow, posted by lissa on July 15, 2001, at 10:48:47
and green eyed ghouls, a little of them all dwells in us all don't you think? I think we just have to find acceptance and to know how much we'll let them speak.
I'm probably not as well read as yourself. The only jokes I understand at any rate are puns. I presume the reason for this being that english is my second language. The "diction horrors" flew right over my head. Do you think I would enjoy reading Frankenstein after the fact, having seen shows and hearing the story?
As for Kazoo, nobody ever takes me seriously when I'm being serious. (Brilliant fake guilt trip) I live for the man's posts. How long does it take to write a post? Ten minutes if you count from the starting the pc. Perhaps it's time for me to take a holiday? Hmmmm ...
Weeping Willow
Posted by kazoo on July 16, 2001, at 16:26:42
In reply to Monsters ..., posted by Willow on July 15, 2001, at 20:13:17
My dear, let's list:
1. Did I ever tell you how wonderful you are?
2. Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your posts?
3. Did I ever tell you what a genuine asset you are to this board?
4. Did I ever tell you that I admire your innate ability to make others feel good about themselves?
Read those lines again.
No holidays, please.
No weeping, either.
kazoo
Posted by Willow on July 16, 2001, at 23:25:45
In reply to Re: Ministers ... » Willow, posted by kazoo on July 16, 2001, at 16:26:42
And if I repeat them to you will that make us soulmates for eternity?????????????????????
Say yes,
PLEASSSSSSSSSEWeeping Willow
ps those are tears of joy
pps have i said i miss you
Posted by kazoo on July 17, 2001, at 0:08:31
In reply to Re: Ministers ..., posted by Willow on July 16, 2001, at 23:25:45
> And if I repeat them to you will that make us soulmates for eternity?????????????????????
^^^^^^^^^^^^Forever and ever ... if not longer!
Be my Neptunian Valentine.
kazoo
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