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Posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
his shower, what d'ya think as you absently look in his direction?
1.ohhhhh he's a hot dude! I gonna jump him!
2. Ugh, man bits are WEIRD.
3..Hmmm, he's beautiful.
4. Nameless fear.
5. Heh heh, heh, censored thots.
6. Nothing at all.
7. Panic. Nausea in passing.
8.?
9. Do ya ever hear something comment in yer head? Ya, NOT "voices" per se.
10. D'ya ever wonder WHY God made mans parts so invasive? Why couldn't it be a more gentle, not attack type thing? There's something inherently wrong w/how its all made. Damn, its just weird all right. One good thing bout mans bits is they got BALLS, ha, the ultimate weapon for us females HA! But when you think bout it, it IS another flaw...Yup, amoebas got it all over on us in the reproduction game...
ROFL!!!I was gonna send my T this...mebbe not?
M
Posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:44:43
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
Posted by Quintal on September 4, 2007, at 20:05:00
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
This would be the ultimate female weapon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_female_condomMaybe we could include a set of teeth in my genital revision plans? I've long proposed that humans should be 'self-pollinating'.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p46/Serepham/HermDraw2.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p46/Serepham/HermDrawFront.jpgQ
Posted by LlurpsieNoodle on September 4, 2007, at 20:09:34
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
men's bits and pieces ARE funny lookin'. They really don't look that threatening 99% of the time. I dunno, given the choice, I'd prefer to look at naked women than naked men. I guess that's why I don't mind having a household subscription to a particularly liberal magazine.
-Ll
Posted by Dinah on September 4, 2007, at 20:59:29
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
See, I have major issues with women's parts. I know my view of them is distorted. It has to be.
Men's parts are quite nice in my eyes, in a detached sort of way.
It's not that I don't have major issues with "invasive" (and equally major issues with "devouring").
So I guess it's all in the eyes of the beholder, or in our upbringing.
Posted by Meri-Tuuli on September 6, 2007, at 9:10:03
In reply to Re: OK, So you see naked hubby walking around afte » muffled, posted by LlurpsieNoodle on September 4, 2007, at 20:09:34
Yeah I have to agree with you Lurpsie (excluding Sawyer from Lost, naturally). Women's bodies are so much more, I don't know, prettier and warm, and stuff like that.
Posted by raisinb on September 6, 2007, at 11:58:41
In reply to Re: OK, So you see naked hubby walking around afte, posted by Meri-Tuuli on September 6, 2007, at 9:10:03
Sometimes they feel the same way about us. My boyfriend told me that the first time he went down on a woman, he thought, "What the h**ll am I supposed to do with this thing?"
I agree that man parts are pretty strange, though.
Posted by TherapyGirl on September 6, 2007, at 19:14:27
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
Sorry I'm late to this thread, Muffled.
I agree with you, for what it's worth. Men's parts tend to freak me out (sort of like gyn. exams).
I hope you sent it to your T. I'm guessing the two of you could have a good conversation about it.
Posted by muffled on September 6, 2007, at 22:03:58
In reply to Re: OK, So you see naked hubby *Trigger* » muffled, posted by TherapyGirl on September 6, 2007, at 19:14:27
Oooops WAIT!
LOL
No, it STARTED weird, and just got kinda funnier!
LOL
Anyhoo, I'm glad I'm not the only one...
Thanks guys.
M
Posted by caraher on September 7, 2007, at 15:01:58
In reply to it's funny *maybe body image trigger*, posted by raisinb on September 6, 2007, at 11:58:41
> Sometimes they feel the same way about us. My boyfriend told me that the first time he went down on a woman, he thought, "What the h**ll am I supposed to do with this thing?"
That reminds me of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs
It's a girl offering a guy oral sex and getting every detail of what might make it pleasant backward... (no nudity or genitalia shown, just sexy talk gone horribly wrong!)
Posted by muffled on September 7, 2007, at 23:23:01
In reply to Re: it's funny *sexual content trigger?*, posted by caraher on September 7, 2007, at 15:01:58
Yeah, that WAS kinda funny.
But beware of some of that guys other humour, some of its triggering.
To me anyways.
Sigh, welcome to the WWW.
Thanks for the laff.
M
Posted by caraher on September 8, 2007, at 12:01:13
In reply to Re: it's funny *sexual content trigger?* » caraher, posted by muffled on September 7, 2007, at 23:23:01
Thanks for the tip... I haven't seen anything else from that source
Posted by JoniS on September 9, 2007, at 21:31:52
In reply to OK, So you see naked hubby walking around after, posted by muffled on September 4, 2007, at 13:43:31
Muffled
You are so funny.
I dream of 1 and 3 but it never happened. But anyway, you are right, they are intrusive. But at the right time they are absolutely perfect!
What (thread) will you think of next?
hee hee
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