Psycho-Babble Social Thread 930790

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I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^)

Posted by Jay_Bravest_Face on December 25, 2009, at 0:52:35

This happens *every* year. Every Xmas. Every X***ing Xmas. Everybody buys me nice presents, and stupid me, I wait until Xmas day to go to the only store open in town, the 24hr drugstore, to madly rush and scoop up tons of gift cards for everyone else. It is not because I don't have the money or anything. I certainly do, but it seems the anticipatory anxiety of the holidays just kills it for me. Like Bob Dole without Viagra. Then I get all feeling sorry for myself, just disappointed in myself, as usual. This year almost seemed like it was going to be different. I said almost. There where a couple of female potential-dates lined up, but my disorganization and apathy still get in the way. But, I was getting closer than ever. Maybe it was my trip to the "rub-n-tub" (aka Swedish Massage), where 50 dollars left me with a smile on my face. And yes I seem to still buy a lot of 'lap dances' from female strippers, mainly because they seem easier to talk to than a real female date. And then there was the nice sweet married neighbour (of my friend) who found out it was my birthday and flashed me for luck. Hmmmm. And she really didn't believe in wearing under-thingies. If I tell you any more, you will *never* believe it's the truth..hah...

Jay

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^)

Posted by manic666 on December 25, 2009, at 4:01:06

In reply to I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by Jay_Bravest_Face on December 25, 2009, at 0:52:35

jay my buddy, whats with the sex quest.slow down man.are you getting layed or are you doing the lap dance, stipper thing an no action, or are you getting it on.

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^)

Posted by Phillipa on December 25, 2009, at 12:27:26

In reply to Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by manic666 on December 25, 2009, at 4:01:06

Jay you turned your obsession into sex and gifts and mine is meds. What's wrong with us? I don't know. Love Phillipa

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^) » manic666

Posted by JaY_bRaVEST_FaCe on December 26, 2009, at 23:40:01

In reply to Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by manic666 on December 25, 2009, at 4:01:06

Hey bud....ya, it is the sex thing. I haven't felt better in sooooo many years since being on this testosterone gel for a few months. I know what mania is like, and thankfully this isn't mania. I just crave and worship the female body.....mmmmm.mmmmm....yum. After years of SSRI induced libido loss, my gawd this is farking bliss!! :) Losing a few inches off the waistline is nice too! Thanx....

Jay

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^)

Posted by manic666 on December 27, 2009, at 4:14:19

In reply to I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by Jay_Bravest_Face on December 25, 2009, at 0:52:35

jay , fill in the blanks hear fo me. so you dont do the ssri,s any more yes or no,if not what do you take if anything .you must be bathing in this gell ,your like a sex machine.tell me the about the gell, what is it, who put you on it , an where the f*** do you get it.

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^) » manic666

Posted by Phillipa on December 27, 2009, at 19:29:59

In reply to Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by manic666 on December 27, 2009, at 4:14:19

His doc. Phillipa

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^)

Posted by manic666 on December 28, 2009, at 4:26:11

In reply to Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^) » manic666, posted by Phillipa on December 27, 2009, at 19:29:59

no i read about it you can buy it anywere on the net, dont fancy it myself, you let it absorb in you body creepy

 

Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^) » manic666

Posted by jAy_BrAVesT_FAce on December 30, 2009, at 0:26:25

In reply to Re: I am such a dumbdumbhead (*%$@+$@#^), posted by manic666 on December 28, 2009, at 4:26:11

> no i read about it you can buy it anywere on the net, dont fancy it myself, you let it absorb in you body creepy

Hey bud....actually, it is just a very tiny little amount of gel, fits in the palm of your hand. you apply to 1 of 3 places on the body...shoulder area...lower stomach...even behind knees. Don't think of rubbing it on Mr. Happy or his Sack of Goodies, 'cause it is alcohol based, and will sting like Hell..lol. Brand name, over here, is Androgel. Also another brand is Testim.

Jay


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