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Posted by Kath on January 30, 2009, at 11:16:22
Just got this as an email!! LOLOLOL
Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal, Jim Bob, took a boat out to the middle of the lake; Bubba stepped out of the
boat .... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake
like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great-grandfather were born in
January when the lake is frozen and you were born in July, you dumb *ss.';-) Kath
Posted by Phillipa on January 30, 2009, at 12:35:49
In reply to FUNNY JOKE - 'Legal Drinking Age', posted by Kath on January 30, 2009, at 11:16:22
Kath that is funny. Thanks Love Phillipa
Posted by olivepit on January 30, 2009, at 22:47:48
In reply to FUNNY JOKE - 'Legal Drinking Age', posted by Kath on January 30, 2009, at 11:16:22
HAHAHA
thats good!
Posted by JadeKelly on January 30, 2009, at 23:10:08
In reply to FUNNY JOKE - 'Legal Drinking Age', posted by Kath on January 30, 2009, at 11:16:22
Haha, that's great.
Am I the only one who not only can't remember a joke, I can't tell em either! Glad for any in writing, email can be a beautiful thing.
~Jade
Posted by Kath on January 31, 2009, at 19:47:37
In reply to Re: FUNNY JOKE - 'Legal Drinking Age' » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on January 30, 2009, at 23:10:08
I told this one to my son & said the Bubba lived in the South.
Well, when it got to the punch-line - dohhhh - lakes don't FREEZE in the South!! LOL
;-) Kath
Posted by Kath on January 31, 2009, at 19:49:38
In reply to Re: FUNNY JOKE - 'Legal Drinking Age' » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on January 30, 2009, at 23:10:08
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a
demonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite
my other eye.'Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six
thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee
into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere
in between.'The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt,
so he agrees again.Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he
strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on
the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's
desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major
loss into a huge win.But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me
he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand
dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that
you'd be happy about it!'AND THE MORAL IS: Don't Mess with Old People!!
Posted by JadeKelly on January 31, 2009, at 20:49:46
In reply to I can't tell them either » JadeKelly, posted by Kath on January 31, 2009, at 19:47:37
> I told this one to my son & said the Bubba lived in the South.
>
> Well, when it got to the punch-line - dohhhh - lakes don't FREEZE in the South!! LOL
>
> ;-) Kath
Haha-I'm not the only one!Did you get the "yeah, ah, that was lame mom" look?
I have teenagers, twin boys, they cut me no slack. You couldn't PAY me to try and tell them a joke.
~Jade
Posted by Kath on February 1, 2009, at 20:22:26
In reply to Re: I can't tell them either » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on January 31, 2009, at 20:49:46
I got - "well if it was in the South how could the lake freeze?? Ya sorta blew that one!"
LOL
But I have told him others & he's laughed, so that's okay!
Kath
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