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Posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
where has everyone been? it seems like you've all been a bunch of snobs ignoring me??? what's the dill, pickles?
now that i got out how i feel, i'll give you the brief of what's going on in my life and why i've been ignoring all of you...
i had another baby. it turned out to be half chicken and half human. finding this hard to explain to mister kk, i'm now SINGLE!!!! YAHOOOO!!! after a brief, but rather passionate affair with mister bob (he TOTALLY will say nothing about this affair, but notice the post WAAAAAY up there, where he says (writes WHATEVER) and i'll recite it from memory 'i adore you kk..blah blah blah something bout being sorry it took him so long to respond to my post, which means that he really misses me SOOOOOO mucvh he can't sleep at might and wanders the streets drunk...)
anywho, what was i thinking again? oh yeah, mister bob and i made sweet lovin on my couch after i got divorced, but he got all 'weird' and i had to say 'look it babe, you gots to go' and he scurried out crying. das ende that chapter in my life (sorry mister bob. you knew i was a horrible gossip when we hooked up!!!!).
so, from there, i met this old f*rt named barack oba-somethign or other??? i don't know, but we were always hiding and he was real cheap, so i had to end it too. i think he might be married as well. maybe i can blackmail him one day, if he ever becomes famous. you guys know anything aobut him?
after that, i saw the error of my ways, called mister kk begging for forgiveness, we are now a family of 4, a man, a tramp, a duck and a chicken.
oh yeah, and i'm going to see RYAN FRICKIN ADAMS on september 29th. YAHOOOOOO for me. this story might be true (the divorce part) on september 29th! the rest, use your radar.
how's everyone else?
miss you guys/gals/ladies/hussies and wonderful people bunches. this summer has been so busy i think that story might actually be true!
kisses,
kk
Posted by Phillipa on September 21, 2008, at 23:13:25
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
Very quick pregnancy. Now which came first chicken or egg? Ducks Or Chicken's? Phillipa I don't stray too far if I did you all might say ahhh she's gone.
Posted by manic666 on September 22, 2008, at 4:51:17
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
i like you your wacky, nearly as mad as me manic666
Posted by fayeroe on September 22, 2008, at 13:17:15
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
If I marry and support you and treat you reaaaaaalllllllll good, will you take me with you to see one of my all time favourite singers???? Huh? Huh? Huh? I'll even get us a double-wide........xoxoxo pat
Posted by Bobby on September 22, 2008, at 13:30:07
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
It must really hurt to be so smart and witty.How do you manage to carry all of that stuff in one brain? :)
Posted by Toph on September 22, 2008, at 17:56:06
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
You must really think i'm stupid, all that stuff about chicken babies and bein divorced and meeting Barack and all. Gosh, how gullible do you think I really am? Sh*t. All I want to know is - was Bob, you know, was Bob really good?
Posted by zenhussy on September 22, 2008, at 18:32:53
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by Toph on September 22, 2008, at 17:56:06
Posted by TexasChic on September 22, 2008, at 19:47:47
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
So good to hear from you chickie. Sounds like your life has been more fun than mine. At least you had Bob/Obama/Chicken sex.
Love ya hot lips.
-T
Posted by Sigismund on September 23, 2008, at 2:44:48
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
You're going to see Ryan Adams?
He came here and was really pissed off that the sound was so bad.
I love his stuff. In the music library I have to allocate genres to the music that comes in, and I'm so anal (is that allowed here? it's Freud, isn't it?) that I have real difficulty. The other day I impressed myself by calling a CD 'Australian Americana'. There is this proliferation of genres...there are 300 choices, most of them bad (which should be no surprise to almost everyone here), the first which comes to mind being Death Metal, but there are Riot Grrrl and QueerCore as well, wtf they are.
But having said that, it's very nice to see you here, KK.
Posted by Kath on September 23, 2008, at 20:24:40
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
Holy Smokeroo kk
What have YOU been drinking/smoking..........!!
That was WILD, even for YOU!!!
(said very lovingly of course)
I know that you feel somewhat inferior having your k's small (even tho there are 2 of them) & I can only suspect that this verbal display is an attempt (feeble though it may be) to compensate for the small letter syndrome.
There there kk - you'll be fine.
PS - I wouldn't tell too many people about that chaby, I mean babken - I mean baby!!
luv & hugs Kath (note the LARGEness of the first letter & weep)xoxo K
PSS - don't let the fact the zenhussy made the error of writing "KK" go to your head - she's probably just trying to make you feel better.
Posted by Kath on September 23, 2008, at 20:27:52
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by Sigismund on September 23, 2008, at 2:44:48
... but there are Riot Grrrl and QueerCore - wtf indeed!!!
K
Posted by Kath on September 23, 2008, at 20:29:30
In reply to what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by karen_kay on September 21, 2008, at 22:56:00
to say nice to see ya & thx for explaining in detail why you weren't around as much
l&h&tim (that means "love & hugs & tea in mugs")xo K
Posted by zenhussy on September 24, 2008, at 12:16:54
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding) » karen_kay, posted by Kath on September 23, 2008, at 20:24:40
>>>PSS - don't let the fact the zenhussy made the error of writing "KK" go to your head - she's probably just trying to make you feel better.<<<
ssshhhhhhhhh! be nice to "kk" as it isn't easy living w/ small letter syndrome.
as usual Capital "K" Kath you and the rest of this peanut gallery have provided much needed guffaws and giggles. many thanks. = )
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:48:07
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding) » karen_kay, posted by Phillipa on September 21, 2008, at 23:13:25
then came duck, then chicken, then bob, i think divorce was in there somewhere...
and you'd be missed phillipa.
tata,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:48:54
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by manic666 on September 22, 2008, at 4:51:17
not nearly as mad as you :)
hardy har har!
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:49:56
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by fayeroe on September 22, 2008, at 13:17:15
throw in some pink flamingoes, eat some poopie, explain it to mister kk and you gots a deal!!!
love ya toots,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:51:45
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding) » karen_kay, posted by Bobby on September 22, 2008, at 13:30:07
i call it a blessing. no wait, i call it crystal meth... <insert evil laugh> (that was a joke of course!!!!)
i hope to make billions one day. will you marry me then?? huh?????
am i joking about the marriage?
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:53:16
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by Toph on September 22, 2008, at 17:56:06
i'd put up with the drama. i put up with your crap day after day, don't i?
ooopsie, hope mrs toph isn't reading this!
how's that for drama?
kk (your mistress and everyone knows it now!)
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:55:07
In reply to y'all are hilarious! love the KK kiss'n'tell-all (nm), posted by zenhussy on September 22, 2008, at 18:32:53
you hussie!!!!!!!
you got me scratching my chin now!
you the heck are you? i'm horrible at making phone calls, you know? batman will be on it's way though. one copy i gave out started halfway through. the horror. the shame. oh, that's just the meanness known as kk, ain't it? :)
love you to pieces,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:56:18
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding) » karen_kay, posted by TexasChic on September 22, 2008, at 19:47:47
i likie that name! and chicken sex isn't quite as fun as it sounds, trust me :) what's harder, is explaining it!
hope you're well,
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:58:33
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding), posted by Sigismund on September 23, 2008, at 2:44:48
i've asked and asked you to marry me. i'm tempted to never speak (write WHATEVER!!!) to you again. it's that alluring accent i imagine in my head that draws me back in. that, and your great musical taste.
radams is my ALLTIME favorite. i hump the computer screen when i see his face (no joke). i've ruined 3 screens and still haven't learned my lesson. i've yet to learn my lesson with you either.
will you marry me?
kk
Posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 19:01:41
In reply to Re: what the f*ck is up? (bs radar sounding) » karen_kay, posted by Kath on September 23, 2008, at 20:24:40
and everyone knows that this pill popping hussie is the superior (did i spell that right?) name! you need to get over it (i've been saying that a whole lot lately. get ovewr it, not pill popping hussie, though i could say that one too!!!)
i'm proud of my chicken baby and wouldn't think of hiding him/her away in some orphanage. though, the beak hurts when i breast feed. any tips for me? i'm sure with your meanness, your kids had claws (ouchie! that one was rough :)
love ya toots. i only insult the chicks i adore, you know!
kk, the FAR superior k's of the bunch!!!
Posted by Phillipa on September 25, 2008, at 20:18:06
In reply to marriage came first » Phillipa, posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 18:48:07
Thanks kk and you never seem to post anymore are you in hiding or having ducks, chickens, and eggs? Love Phillipa
Posted by Kath on September 26, 2008, at 17:41:06
In reply to a plea for compassion for small letter syndrome » Kath, posted by zenhussy on September 24, 2008, at 12:16:54
> >>>PSS - don't let the fact the zenhussy made the error of writing "KK" go to your head - she's probably just trying to make you feel better.<<<
>
> ssshhhhhhhhh! be nice to "kk" as it isn't easy living w/ small letter syndrome.
>
> as usual Capital "K" Kath you and the rest of this peanut gallery have provided much needed guffaws and giggles. many thanks. = )TEE HEE hugs, Kath
Posted by Kath on September 26, 2008, at 17:43:05
In reply to i drink/smoke what i can find » Kath, posted by karen_kay on September 25, 2008, at 19:01:41
LOL
No beak or claws, however I did get bitten once!
I'm so glad you only insult your friends!
-sigh of relief-
xoxo Kath (not first letter please!)
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