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Posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 17:46:59
Had enough. Bored out of my mind. Guess I am forced to auction myself off on ebaybble. Bidding opens now at 1 baybble-dollar and closes at midnight CST. Proceeds go to Bored Losers Association.
Posted by Racer on September 3, 2006, at 17:54:08
In reply to ebaybble, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 17:46:59
Posted by Declan on September 3, 2006, at 18:42:26
In reply to ebaybble, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 17:46:59
Maybe you'd make a nice pet?
Posted by Phil on September 3, 2006, at 18:48:05
nm
Posted by Phil on September 3, 2006, at 18:50:56
In reply to $10.50, posted by Phil on September 3, 2006, at 18:48:05
posting to the right thread. Losin it here.
Posted by Jost on September 3, 2006, at 18:52:33
In reply to Ten, posted by Declan on September 3, 2006, at 18:42:26
I'll snipe. What time exactly EDT does the auction end?
I need to know so my bid can go in at 8 sec. before the auction's over.
I'm gonna lowball, though. By the way, is that vintage or vintage-style? cause I only buy real vintage. None of this retro "vintage style" stuff.
Probably someone will outbid me.
Jost
Posted by Jost on September 3, 2006, at 18:55:11
In reply to Re: I keep starting new threads instead of, posted by Phil on September 3, 2006, at 18:50:56
that you'll only bid the price up and someone will pay more than they otherwise would have to, if we all wait until the last few seconds?
Studies prove that seasoned bidders on ebaybble wait until the end to place their bids.
Just a helpful hint.
Jost
Posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 19:09:51
In reply to Re: I keep starting new threads instead of, posted by Phil on September 3, 2006, at 18:50:56
Youre funny, Phil. I do that too. That thread of mine must be the dumbest one EVER. sorry.
"Dumbest thread ever award goes to curtm!"
Posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 19:38:27
In reply to ebaybble, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 17:46:59
> Had enough. Bored out of my mind. Guess I am forced to auction myself off on ebaybble. Bidding opens now at 1 baybble-dollar and closes at midnight CST. Proceeds go to Bored Losers Association.
Please stop acting so stupid. I will have to block you for being such a moron. I'm sorry, but your blocked for a day.
Posted by Racer on September 3, 2006, at 20:14:49
In reply to Blocked for being a dork (to) » curtm, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 19:38:27
I think you're causing irritation to my hernia, because I'm laughing so hard!
You may be right, you may be a moron -- but if so, you're a sweet, funny, and well liked moron.
And I guess I'll have to raise my bid to 12 and a half baybble dollars...
Posted by Phillipa on September 3, 2006, at 21:23:05
In reply to This is painful! » curtm, posted by Racer on September 3, 2006, at 20:14:49
I bid $l00 babble dollars. As he will wash my car and polish it. Won't you. And do you serve breakfast in bed? Love Phillipa
Posted by Phillipa on September 3, 2006, at 21:26:28
In reply to Re: I keep starting new threads instead of » Phil, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 19:09:51
Curtm did you read what my bid for you is? Love Phillipa
Posted by llrrrpp on September 3, 2006, at 23:23:16
In reply to Re: I keep starting new threads instead of » curtm, posted by Phillipa on September 3, 2006, at 21:26:28
Um, curtm has never revised his adoption policies.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20060618/msgs/660111.html
Curt, you sly one! you did that on purpose because you realize that making yourself sound valuable will make you seem much more precious.
Hou could you be more precious? That's so ridiculous! Perhaps you were just auctioning yourself off in the sense of raising money for the orphanage where they keep the rest of the 30-something bipolar men? Or, maybe you were trying to help me save up for my new linoleum tiles?
I'm going to let someone else fill in this one:
Why buy the pig if ______________________?
phillipa, better hurry! I hear he makes a good breakfast, especially the hangover-breakfast!
Posted by Declan on September 4, 2006, at 0:38:37
In reply to Re: This is painful! » Racer, posted by Phillipa on September 3, 2006, at 21:23:05
I hadn't thought of that, PJ. We can put him to work. Maybe we can do anything once we get him. We need a photo.
Posted by Jost on September 4, 2006, at 1:20:04
In reply to Re: This is painful! » Phillipa, posted by Declan on September 4, 2006, at 0:38:37
Definitely will need photo, preferably several, with enlarging feature, to inspect merchandise, now that bidding has topped $100. Is item in full working condition, with no cosmetic damage, and moving with good motion?
Also, may I remind you that ebaybble forbids shill bidding?
I sense a frenzy in the market not entirely explained by your laconic description of the item. While I have not written to the Security and Safe Harbor Dept., I seek assurances that you have not invited friends to bid.
Sincerely, J
Posted by Tabitha on September 4, 2006, at 1:36:16
In reply to Folks, you're wasting your time » Phillipa, posted by llrrrpp on September 3, 2006, at 23:23:16
He's good with hammers? And cooks? That qualifies him as mate #2 and #5 for my polygamous man-harem!
Posted by curtm on September 4, 2006, at 8:02:07
In reply to Re: Photo, posted by Jost on September 4, 2006, at 1:20:04
I have allowed the block to be lifted long enough to post the pics as the winners requested.
Note: you are all winners in my eyes!http://www.flickr.com/photos/83257008@N00/?saved=1
...resuming block for acting way too wierd yesterday :(
Posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 9:58:00
In reply to Block lifted momentarily, posted by curtm on September 4, 2006, at 8:02:07
Tell me, does the deal include "Son of Me," and "Not Me," too? They're pretty cute. "Me" though! I've gotta raise my bid...
Oh -- got one question, though: how are you with ladders? Will you go up to the top of our 14 foot arched ceiling to change the battery on the smoke alarm? Or do you come with your own house?
(I know, Nikki, if you read this -- you're laughing about me and that dang smoke alarm! It's still scarier to see my husband try to do it than to do it myself...)
Posted by Jost on September 4, 2006, at 12:03:54
In reply to That's it, I'm increasing my bid! » curtm, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 9:58:00
Well, on the basis of the photos of NotMe, I may put in a substantial bid later. Although I do wonder about curtm's vocabulary, and who wrote about his auction(possibly it was NotMe). I didn't notice any uggs in the auction, and "ugg" seems to be an essential connector for curtm's sentences.Jost
Posted by Declan on September 4, 2006, at 16:28:33
In reply to That's it, I'm increasing my bid! » curtm, posted by Racer on September 4, 2006, at 9:58:00
This boy's from South Dakota, is he not? I have an open position here for a lumberjack. We could train him up. He looks like he can do stuff.
Posted by happyflower on September 4, 2006, at 20:20:40
In reply to Blocked for being a dork (to) » curtm, posted by curtm on September 3, 2006, at 19:38:27
You sure are a cute dork! ;-)
Posted by Phillipa on September 4, 2006, at 20:46:57
In reply to Re: That's it, I'm increasing my bid!, posted by Declan on September 4, 2006, at 16:28:33
Ha Ha I have a pic of curtm he sent it to me. But I can't post it without his permission. Love Phillipa I'm serious I have his real pic
Posted by happyflower on September 4, 2006, at 20:56:18
In reply to Re: Blocked for being a dork (to) » curtm, posted by happyflower on September 4, 2006, at 20:20:40
Posted by Jost on September 4, 2006, at 21:37:18
In reply to Re: That's it, I'm increasing my bid!, posted by Phillipa on September 4, 2006, at 20:46:57
Can you play twenty questions, Phillipa?
First Question: How much does he look like "Not Me" on flickr?
Jost
Posted by Phillipa on September 4, 2006, at 21:58:01
In reply to Re: That's it, I'm increasing my bid! » Phillipa, posted by Jost on September 4, 2006, at 21:37:18
Jost I checked my pics that's him!!!!!! Or his twin. Leave it to Curtm to try and trick us. We got him this time!!!!!!Love Phillipa
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