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Posted by Poet on May 18, 2006, at 10:13:21
In reply to Perhaps I can explain » Poet, posted by Racer on May 17, 2006, at 12:54:24
Libido, inferiority complex, stinko, blotto, free love, bathtub gin, monkey glands, Karl Marx... is he one of the Marx Brothers?
Posted by Racer on May 18, 2006, at 12:36:00
In reply to Re: Please explain » Racer, posted by Poet on May 18, 2006, at 10:13:21
That's a B. It's the first letter of a seven-letter word that means your father.
Posted by Poet on May 19, 2006, at 10:50:29
In reply to Re: Please explain » Poet, posted by Racer on May 18, 2006, at 12:36:00
I'm not sure she's capable of any real feelings. She's television generation. She learned life from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by Racer on May 19, 2006, at 21:26:52
In reply to Another Explanation » Racer, posted by Poet on May 19, 2006, at 10:50:29
I don't like the way this script of ours has turned out. It's turning into a seedy little drama.
Posted by Poet on May 23, 2006, at 9:11:31
In reply to Re: Another Explanation » Poet, posted by Racer on May 19, 2006, at 21:26:52
Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look uhh, we can give you a six figure advance, I've provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers...
Posted by Racer on May 23, 2006, at 10:51:39
In reply to I have an idea » Racer, posted by Poet on May 23, 2006, at 9:11:31
As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
And welcome home. I missed you.
Posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
In reply to Not a bad idea... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 23, 2006, at 10:51:39
No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?"
Posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
In reply to Though » Racer, posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
Well, you're right. I'm terrible. I know I'm terrible. I look at the mirror and I'm ashamed. Maybe I should quit. I just can't seem to do anything right.
Posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:16:34
In reply to Though ? Racer, posted by Poet on May 24, 2006, at 13:10:48
You do one thing perfectly. You are Poet perfectly.
And that's a really cool thing to be.
Air-hugs,
Falls.
Posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:18:03
In reply to {sigh} ? Poet, posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
??? You, too! You are you, and that is a pretty wonderful person to be.
Toss out that confetti, and choose the words *I* would choose for you.
Posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
In reply to {sigh} » Poet, posted by Racer on May 24, 2006, at 13:41:17
Even my lamented master, the great Mr. Benny himself, never had the privilege of hanging a duke. What a finale to a lifetime in the public service!
Posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:24:37
In reply to Re: Though » Poet, posted by fallsfall on May 25, 2006, at 7:16:34
Hi Falls,
Though a Poet who hasn't written anything in a long time isn't much of a Poet, is she?
Thanks for thinking I'm cool and for the air hugs.
Poet
Posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:51:00
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
A difficult client can make things most distressing. Some of them tend to be very hysterical - so inconsiderate.
Posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:52:04
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 26, 2006, at 11:22:09
Now I've got to add that to my list! Love the last lines, about TitBit and memoirs...
Posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
In reply to Re: But » Poet, posted by Racer on May 26, 2006, at 12:51:00
Oh yes, here we are. "I handed my fedora to a hatcheck girl with all that Venus de Milo had got and then more, and I was admiring the more when I glimpsed something in the back of this frail that set my underwear creeping up on me like it had legs."
Posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
In reply to Re: But » Racer, posted by Poet on May 27, 2006, at 19:35:18
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
In reply to I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 27, 2006, at 20:39:55
Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.
Posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Racer, posted by Poet on May 28, 2006, at 16:21:50
Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
Posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
In reply to Re: I've heard that... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 28, 2006, at 18:27:53
I don't really think that personal rancor is going to help the situation. If I may say so.
Posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
In reply to And » Racer, posted by Poet on May 30, 2006, at 8:46:11
Shane, Shane, come back Shane!
Posted by Racer on June 1, 2006, at 14:22:09
In reply to Oh, Racer, posted by Poet on June 1, 2006, at 8:23:24
Do you mind putting down that gun?
Posted by Poet on June 4, 2006, at 16:23:18
In reply to Re: Oh, Poet, posted by Racer on June 1, 2006, at 14:22:09
Well, it's all based on circumstantial evidence. No one actually saw the bullet leave the gun.
Posted by Racer on June 4, 2006, at 18:36:26
In reply to No problem, but, posted by Poet on June 4, 2006, at 16:23:18
I sent my picture into one of those Lonely Hearts Clubs and they sent it back, saying "We're NOT that lonely!"
Posted by Poet on June 5, 2006, at 11:29:42
In reply to Well, you wanna know my problem? » Poet, posted by Racer on June 4, 2006, at 18:36:26
Oh, I love my family, but I'd give my six kids to get rid of my wife.
Posted by Racer on June 5, 2006, at 17:43:49
In reply to Re: Well, you wanna know my problem? » Racer, posted by Poet on June 5, 2006, at 11:29:42
C'mon Hector, the mac10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.
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