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Posted by saw on January 18, 2005, at 7:00:33
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condom's should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. (heehehehe)
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen e mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.Sabrina trying to make Ada smile!
Posted by partlycloudy on January 18, 2005, at 10:00:19
In reply to Severe distortions of language, posted by saw on January 18, 2005, at 7:00:33
Posted by Bobby on January 18, 2005, at 11:14:28
In reply to Severe distortions of language, posted by saw on January 18, 2005, at 7:00:33
A good one to share.
Posted by Gabbix2 on January 18, 2005, at 18:17:27
In reply to I read it by myself-and passed it alone--thanx! » saw, posted by Bobby on January 18, 2005, at 11:14:28
Reread that subject heading Bobby, there are a couple of Freudian slips in there, or at least one, were you feeling lonely today? : )
Posted by Bobby on January 18, 2005, at 19:21:06
In reply to Re: I read it by myself-and passed it alone--thanx! » Bobby, posted by Gabbix2 on January 18, 2005, at 18:17:27
Nah,
Just tryin to be clever(like you). I was going to say I read it eating fiber and passed it along. Hope you are well Gabbstressless
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