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Posted by Elle2021 on January 13, 2004, at 12:59:27
In reply to Re: Speaking of Fragrance, posted by Elle2021 on January 13, 2004, at 12:53:18
Karen,
I hadn't read the posts on Admin. before I read the ones on social. I know what your talking about now. I agree.
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 13, 2004, at 15:08:17
In reply to Re: Speaking of Fragrance » Karen_kay, posted by kid47 on January 13, 2004, at 11:45:33
De ja vu.... Man, forget spelling on that one, I don't even know what language it is! Thank you so much for that post! I just think from now on I'm going to stay clear of Admin! I just wish there was a way to block it from my computer becuase I'll still be tempted to return there and see what's going on :( I NEED to learn self control!!! AGHHHH!
Thanks for saying that, I needed it! And I already know that I'm great, I don't need you to tell me, but could you say it once more, just for the record? >)
So, why don't you post more often? Don't you like us? I see how you are, you think you're too good for us. *Grunt* [Times like these I wish I knew how to spell more bodily grunts and such to express the noises that come out, you know?] I am a bit curious to know why you don't post more frequently. I think maybe I post too often. You people know more about me than my shrink. But, I can't tell him too much. That would make it too easy for him and we don't want that now do we? I've got to get my money's worth and lord knows it's not happening now.
I liked Destroyo too. But, I think he actually left, rather than got PBCed out. He didn't like the civility guide lines, they didn't fit in with his sense of homour. Sometimes I wonder about my own. Like my sarcasm, I hope either Dr. Bob doesn't read half of what I write or he gets my sense of humor. Either way, I've managed to slip by unnoticed. Now watch, I'll be blocked by the end of the week and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT! He he...
Thanks agian for the support. Even someone like me, with a wonderful sense of self-worth and a great pair of gams needs it every once in a while :)Karen
Posted by Karen_kay on January 13, 2004, at 15:20:37
In reply to Re: Speaking of Fragrance, posted by Elle2021 on January 13, 2004, at 12:53:18
I don't always say "hi", but I respond to questions. I usually jump right in with questions or comments if I have something to say, though it usually isn't insightful. Insightfulness has never been my strong point :) I don't know, maybe it's just my nerves. Maybe I'm just spending too much time here. Maybe I should follow suit and only read posts by posters I know and talk to on a regular basis. But what would be the point in that? Then, how could everyone get the full benefit of my wonderful, charming personality? :) I know it sounds like I'm full of myself and I sometimes wonder if people really think I am...HARDLY! I know I'm not perfect, just pretty darn close. [See, there I go again!]
I just think the whole point of "me" being here is to be supportive and to cheer people up. And that's hard to do when I'm disgruntled about crap. So, that's a sign I just shouldn't get involved! PERIOD!
Now, back to how wonderful we are... Hmmm, now I know that you pale in comparison to me, but from what I know about you, you come in a pretty close second. And I'd have to say Miss Honey runs a pretty close third. We should have a sleep over and compare therapists and Pdoc seduction tips. Oh wait, you couldn't seduce your Pdoc if he asked you to! Oh, yeah, you don't want to. I forgot, forgive me. :) But, we could still have a sleep over and compare notes. And I could give you guys tips on how to broach subjects such as how to use more technical terms other than thingey, ect. And with Miss Honey, we could create a workable agenda... Hmmm.. Agenda for sleep-over. I'll give you that in my next installment. Can't give away all my trade secrets in the same post, kiddies :)
Posted by All Done on January 14, 2004, at 0:25:36
In reply to Re: Speaking of Fragrance, posted by Elle2021 on January 13, 2004, at 12:53:18
> > I'm not feeling in the best of spirits right now. I'm tired of the cliques here.
>
> I know what you mean, but sometimes I think I'm guilty of being clique-ish. Know what I mean? I know for me, I hardly ever say hi to the new people, but I do offer responses to them after they post a subject or question. Does that count? I try to be friendly here. I know occasionally I feel like I shouldn't jump into a thread with a response because it's between poster x and poster z. But I usually go ahead and do it anyway.
>
> >And tired of feeling that newbies are always blocked posters with new names. Sheesh!
>
> I don't get that feeling...but thats probably cause I never say much to the newbies. :(
>
> I hope you feel better Karen. I'm sorry to hear your in low spirits, especially since you have brought mine up so high!
>
> Elle
>
>Elle,
I saw in your other posts that you are having a difficult day and I just want to say I hope things get better for you very soon. I can only speak for myself, but I don't care what anyone's dx is around here. Everyone, including you, seems so supportive and so many people offer great information, advice, and stories that brighten my day.
And to what you said above, I want to let you know that you were the first person to post to me when I started a new thread last week (my first time here). You were so nice and it made me feel good to hear from someone so quickly. Thank you!
Please take care,
All Done
Posted by Elle2021 on January 14, 2004, at 4:50:40
In reply to Re: Speaking of Fragrance » Elle2021, posted by All Done on January 14, 2004, at 0:25:36
> Elle,
>
> I saw in your other posts that you are having a difficult day and I just want to say I hope things get better for you very soon. I can only speak for myself, but I don't care what anyone's dx is around here. Everyone, including you, seems so supportive and so many people offer great information, advice, and stories that brighten my day.
>
> And to what you said above, I want to let you know that you were the first person to post to me when I started a new thread last week (my first time here). You were so nice and it made me feel good to hear from someone so quickly. Thank you!
>
> Please take care,
> All Done
>
Hi All Done,
Thanks so much for your words of encouragement. I really needed to hear some. :) I guess when I found out that my pdoc really was thinking something, and it was schizo/schizotypal, it just struck me really off gaurd because before he had always focused on the borderline part so much. I have accepted being "borderline" and I thought I was kinda making progress with it. So when he told me I was sch/schtyp. I was really hit below the belt. Just wasn't ready for it. Just really scared me I guess. I've been thinking about it all day. Can't get my mind off it (thanks ocd...). Well, nevertheless, I really appreciate all you said to me. Thats really caring, and I'm glad to know that I was the first one to respond. I know how I felt when no one would say anything to me. But really, your posts are so interesting, how could I not post??? :) *smiles*
Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 14, 2004, at 5:25:42
In reply to Re: Speaking of trade secrets » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 13, 2004, at 15:20:37
> Now, back to how wonderful we are... Hmmm, now I know that you pale in comparison to me, but from what I know about you, you come in a pretty close second.
Second huh, well second to *you* is such an honor you know. And as for seducing my pdoc...well your right I don't want to do that. I just wanted him to be my daddy. However, today he seems to have set the boundaries pretty clearly. He said he has nothing invested in me like a parent would and so he would support me in anything I like to do. So that means he doesn't want to be my daddy, and just doesn't care. So does that mean he supports my wanting to become a bum? Of course it does, why not he has nothing "vested in me." That stings.
>workable agenda... Hmmm.. Agenda for sleep-over.
Elle, Karen, and Miss Honey's Sleepover Agenda
6:00-6:01 Greetings, Karen realizes Elle is way prettier than her, although Elle realizes Karen seems to be a bit of a better dresser.
6:02-6:15 Miss Honey discusses tips of seduction, making sure to have an in-class pair of top siders to illustrate her fine points.
6:15-6:20 Elle discusses voicemail and how to make your therapist get flustered with it.
hmm...sounds like an okay start... :)
Elle
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 14, 2004, at 11:59:28
In reply to Re: Speaking of trade secrets, posted by Elle2021 on January 14, 2004, at 5:25:42
Now, I need some clarification: Am I a "close" third or a "distant" third? I hate to brag, but I am a 36D, shouldn't that put me first??? Elle, I have no idea what your measurements are, but I'm trying to get some leverage here:)!!
OK, sleepover agenda (preliminary)
Where: Four Seasons Hotel
Georgetown
Washington, DCWhen: Feb. 18th
Miss Honey's birthdayTime: 6 pm
6:00 - 6:05
Greetings and salutations6:06 - 6:30
Discussion of how much Elle and Karen underestimated Miss Honeychurch's humpability. Status increased from "distant third" to "brick house!"6:31 -7:28
Discussion of importance of fragarance and fashion in therapy with power point presentations by Karen and Elle7:30 - 9:30
DInner
Karen, we ned your help on this agenda...
Posted by Karen_kay on January 14, 2004, at 16:52:47
In reply to Sleepover Agenda » Elle2021, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 14, 2004, at 11:59:28
MISS HONEY!! For crying out loud! You began the agenda idea with your therapist and now must I always come up with them? *Shaking my head in shame and disappointment* I'm afraid you couldn't pick an agenda from a memo. Now, let me pull through, ONCE again, and save everyone else's rear. And I was thinking if I must travel, let's do something exciting like Vegas baby, but if you insist on DC, we can make that workable. Though, that still puts you at a distant third for lack of creativity, I must say. What about you, Elle? Well, I guess we can vote on the location later. But, if I'm stuck in a room with 2 less beautiful ladies I must have some form of entertainment and lots of liquor *WINK* But, Miss Honey, with 36 D, that may move you up a bit...... Are you willing to share? You do need more spunk though...I'd say a lesson on assertiveness or at least some liquor before a therapy session may help you to unbutton your blouse and show off your assets a bit... Elle, some input here, PLEASE!!!!
Tenative Agenda per ApprovalSlumber Party
Location: Vegas, Ceasars or Rio
or :( Four Seasons blah blah blah...6:30-7:00 Check in
7:00-7:15 Miss Honey's credit card denied
7:15-7:30 Karen's credit accepted, Miss Honey indebted FOREVER to Karen!!!
7:30-8:00 Miss Honey session in anger management due to lashing she gave to attendent; had to leave Rio and stay at Ceasar's
8:00-8:30 Settle in room; Check out minibar
8:30-9:00 Call to restock minibar
9:00-10:00 Late dinner
10:00-11:00 Pillow fight
11:00-12:00 Karen catches glimpse of just how large Miss Honey's breasts are; spend hour consoling Karen (in a drunken stupor) that her breasts are large
12:00-12:10 Time spent comparing breasts (and yes I do this) Karen realizes hers are better than Elle's (Take that Elle), Miss Honey moves up to Second place, Elle takes third :(
12:10-2:00 Power Point Presentation on assertiveness during therapy session; covers issues such as (not for faint of eyes granted) masturabation, fantasies, transference, father/daughter wannabies, resistance, sexual attraction
2:00-2:30 Miss Honey pukes up her dinner
2:30-3:00 Tips on seducing your therapist provided by Karen
3:00-3:45 Elle provides tips on how to comb your hair, Karen sits in the corner and talks to herself with a frown on her face; Elle points out that Karen should be listening
3:45-4:00 Karen and Elle have a cat fight
4:00-4:25 Miss Honey calls Bean for support
4:25-4:30 Bean sits dumbfounded
4:30-4:45 Miss Honey hangs up
4:45-5:00 Miss Honey switches to Karen's therapist :)
5:00-5:30 Karen's therapist flies to Vegas to end dispute (remember it is a story, so the flight is very fast)
5:30-6:00 Miss Honey is attracted to new therapist
6:00-7:00 Karen "gets with" her therapist (sorry, no sloppy seconds for Karen :)
7:00-8:00 Miss Honey gets with therapist
8:00-9:00 Elle gets with therapist
9:00-11:00 Group therapy (Intrepret that one how you wish :)
11:00-1:00 Brunch
1:00-1:30 Pack up
1:30-1:45 Last pillow fight and hugs
1:45-2:00 Depature and check outWell ladies, it was a fun night.... We laugh, we cried and we ummmm well we did other stuff. Anyone see any room for improvement?
Posted by Elle2021 on January 14, 2004, at 19:08:01
In reply to Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 14, 2004, at 16:52:47
No way Elle is slipping to third here. Let me tell you I have got a pair of the perkiest breasts you haven't ever seen! Although, not a 36 D, they are ample and increasing due to medication. :)
As for location of this event...Las Vegas will not do. Somewhere more like Club Med...
:)
Elle
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 15, 2004, at 8:40:19
In reply to Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 14, 2004, at 16:52:47
I know I sucked at the agenda, I was having a very uncreative moment.
And how did you know my credit card would be denied? Totally true!
Posted by fallsfall on January 15, 2004, at 10:12:21
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 15, 2004, at 8:40:19
If you do hold it in Washington DC, can I come? I promise to be last on the list of impressive breasts (I am a lowly B)! I think I would just sit in a corner and watch... But I need to learn more about how to have fun - so it would be good for me!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:02:15
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts, posted by fallsfall on January 15, 2004, at 10:12:21
Ok fallsfall...Just for you we can do it in DC, but you have to pay for the extra liquor, as I won't be too fond of the locale. But, we'll have it there and just not invite you. Of COURSE you can come! But, does that mean you wnat a turn with the therapist as well? And when you said "sit in the corner and watch" what exactly did you mean? You know, my mind is constantly in the gutter.....
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:04:10
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 15, 2004, at 8:40:19
Miss Honey
the credit card thing, hmmmm... well, just a guess.. or I have a way of knowing these things. With as many pairs of panty hose as you go through and the pair of "real" (HA!) breasts you have I just took a stab in the dark. Could you set me up with your surgeon?
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:07:16
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 14, 2004, at 19:08:01
Ok, Elle, looks like we're going with DC so fallsfall can join us. But she says she just wants to "sit in the corner and watch" Do you know what that means? I'm not sure what to make of it jsut yet either. But, I'm not giving up my front row spot, neither with my therapist nor for running of best looking attende. And check out the agenda for 2 and 3 place. Of course we can make adjustments once we get together and have a chance to "see" eachother. But of course we all know I have the best personality and that is the Number 1 factor here!
Posted by kid47 on January 15, 2004, at 12:52:09
In reply to Here's lookin at you kid47, hmmmm... » kid47, posted by Karen_kay on January 13, 2004, at 15:08:17
<<<Thanks for saying that, I needed it! And I already know that I'm great, I don't need you to tell
me, but could you say it once more, just for the record? >>>Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!Your GREAT!!.....Was that a little much?
<<< So, why don't you post more often? Don't you like us? I see how you are, you think you're too
good for us.>>>>I think the main reason I post infequently, is my lack of insight, humor, language skills, personality, energy, perception, common sense.....Oh and I pretty much think I'm just too good for you. Did I say something wrong. I sure hope not. I'm never quite sure. You have to watch out because sometimes I can speak (write) with great authority & confidence, giving the impression that I'm quite intelligent & knowledgeable, when in reality I don't have a clue. I'm afraid that years of psych meds, some scary therapy & the stress of working under cover for the FBI have unfortunately reduced my brain cell count to that of a grocery bag (paper not plastic) I should probably bring this to a close but I'm, at this point oblivious to what exactly it was I was writing about. Peace Out.....I'm sorry.....What was the question?
kid
Posted by fallsfall on January 15, 2004, at 12:54:52
In reply to Change of location » fallsfall, posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:02:15
I'm pretty excited that I can come to visit with you guys.
No, I don't need a turn with the therapist.
I'll sit in the corner because I don't quite have as much nerve as you-all. But I'm not a shy person, so I can learn.
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 15, 2004, at 14:27:10
In reply to Re: Change of location, posted by fallsfall on January 15, 2004, at 12:54:52
No one, and I mean NO ONE, touches Bean but ME!! I think, no let me rephrase that, I KNOW Karen would traumatize his innocent nature.
He had a new pair of shoes today - mocassins with thick rubber soles - black suede. Just as gross as the topsiders.
Fallsfall, I like to watch too....
Posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 15:37:11
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:07:16
> Ok, Elle, looks like we're going with DC so fallsfall can join us. But she says she just wants to "sit in the corner and watch" Do you know what that means? I'm not sure what to make of it jsut yet either. But, I'm not giving up my front row spot, neither with my therapist nor for running of best looking attende. And check out the agenda for 2 and 3 place. Of course we can make adjustments once we get together and have a chance to "see" eachother. But of course we all know I have the best personality and that is the Number 1 factor here!
Thanks for the invite (over on PBP) to join you guys, Karen! I would be more than happy to attend. And as a thank you for the invite, I will tape the next Mr. Bean marathon when it airs in Chicago and we can pop that in the VCR.
By the way, I'll take one of the corners...for now. ;)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 16:05:40
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 15:37:11
Now, when I said therapist did everyone not check the agenda and see that my (MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY) young, suave handsome crass and sometimes inappropriate therapist would be joining us? Miss Honey, you fired yours. Must we amend the agenda to include a presentation on reading abilities and paying attention in class? Now ladies, I work hard on these agendas, let's not make me stop....
Also, when I metioned the group session what images arise in your heads? Am I the only one laughing here? Everyone is so quick to sit in the corner and watch, it's scaring me....../Can't you at least make yourself useful and get some liquor, ky, somethin?
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 16:07:06
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 15:37:11
No one needs an invite.....Feel free to "jump right in" And please get out of the corner....Oh, and the son isn't invited....much too young..Sorry :) Unless we can check him with the bags
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 16:36:54
In reply to Re: Here's lookin at you kid47, hmmmm... » Karen_kay, posted by kid47 on January 15, 2004, at 12:52:09
Was there a question at all? I really don't recall one. Oh yeah, I asked why don't don't post more frequently, but you did reply. Something about how I intimidate you. And that's OK, I have that affect on people. Is it my grace, charm, wit, sense and sensibility, my persuasiveness? Oh, this list could go on forever but I don't want to make you feel even more inferior than you already do. (And that's ok, ask Miss Honey, she's been living in my shadow for quite some time :) *Miss Honey, how do you put up with my constant insults, honestly hun? Aren't you sick of it by now? I'm waiting for you to get me back but I'm afraid that the silicon has sprung a leak...(Oh, adn that was a low one my friend....You should have never told me your size because I am SOOOOOOO jealous!)
So kid, anytime you want to chime in and tell me how wonderful I am, I'm willing to listen. Just be sure you say it loud enough for Miss Honey to hear as well :)
Posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 17:12:07
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 16:07:06
> No one needs an invite.....Feel free to "jump right in" And please get out of the corner....Oh, and the son isn't invited....much too young..Sorry :) Unless we can check him with the bags
LOL
BTW, I was thinking as long as I'm there, if you'd like, you can borrow my breasts. They are much too much for me. If anyone else needs extra nose, hips, or height I've got that, too. ; )
I'll take assertiveness and/or confidence in exchange!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 17:23:59
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 17:12:07
I could use some hips if you got em... As for the height, I'm 5 9 what about you? I could stand for some extra junk in my trunk too, but can't I just get that taken out of my belly?
Posted by All Done on January 15, 2004, at 17:33:11
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 17:23:59
> I could use some hips if you got em... As for the height, I'm 5 9 what about you? I could stand for some extra junk in my trunk too, but can't I just get that taken out of my belly?
I'm a mere 5 7 1/2, so not *that* much extra to spare, but some if someone really needed it, I would share.
Just so everyone knows, I'm not going to share my hair. Too much time and money spent on it...
Posted by Elle2021 on January 15, 2004, at 19:43:42
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 15, 2004, at 12:07:16
> And check out the agenda for 2 and 3 place.
Yes, I noticed you tried to put me in third, but once you see me, you will move me right back up to second, this I am sure of. :)
By the way...I went to a new eye doctor today and he is HOT!
Elle
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