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Posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 12:59:00
In reply to re: JimBOMB ! » chicklet, posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 12:46:44
... ... is your husband too vain to consider minoxidil?
... ... for your sake !
... ... ... HA!!Applause !!!!
funny man.
Posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 13:09:18
In reply to Marilyn Manure » chicklet, posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 10:50:44
hi Gabbixian One,
well, i am way impressed ... ... no one's ever told me i sound like anything
... ... i am grateful just to have any voice at all... i would take you seriously ... ... seriously! ...
well, i don't see the "too girly" going so well with the "whiskey voice"
... but that's just me
... ... i could have imagined you having the voice-i-will-not-name, yet being not even vaguely 'girly' at all
... life being self-conflicted as it appears
... ... there's some value to having a certain consistency ...> Enough with the Marilyn Monroe! I get that all the time.
> I've even been asked to sing
> 'Happy birthday Mr. President' by complete strangers
> Its true.
> Sadly I've always wanted a whiskey voice.
> If I try to make mine sound "take me seriously"
> I end up with a sore throat by the end of the day.
> I was born way too 'girly'
>
>
>can you sing?
now, thanks to our young chicklet, i have been given your voice
... but y'all have provided visuals too!
... ... i rarely get visuals with our posters, but you guys have conjured up a "girly" "you-know-who" image for our (now luscious sexpot imagined!) ... gabby! .... YIKES! ... call my wife !!
HA!y'all are way fun!
okay, how about visuals for other posters?
anybody getting pictures out there?
what do i look like?~ jim
Posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 13:27:36
In reply to re: JimBOMB ! » lil' jimi, posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 12:59:00
> ... ... is your husband too vain to consider minoxidil?
> ... ... for your sake !
> ... ... ... HA!!
>
> Applause !!!!
> funny man.thank you very much!
appreciate being qappreciated ...i bow,
~ jimBOw
Posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 14:14:13
In reply to re: JimBOMB ! » chicklet, posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 12:46:44
later.
Possibly.
But I don't see you changing your username so I'm not sure.
I'm sadly deeply hurt.
You acted as if you liked it, strung me along, and then dropped me like a sack o'taters.
We'll see.> hey Karen,
>
> i've had my self out-of-service here ... i hadn't realized yesterday afternoon i'd crashed my inbox on my mail server ... effectively shutting off any e-mail reception ... i knew i had a problem last night, but i didn't know how i caused it until my wife calls me this morning to tell me her sister-in-law called her to say my e-mail's shut down ... because my inbox was full
> ... ... hold it i got to get a cup of coffee ... just a sec ...
>
> ... ... that's better ...
>
> ... would have been bad enough
> ... i was wondering why everyone had stopped posting to pbabble? ... HA!
> ... but as i was, right here, last night, in the midst of posting a ridiculously long and absurd reply to you ... and as i was submitting the post ... i clicked that submit button and noticed that nothing happened and the indicators were indicating non-response and inactivity by my computer ... so i clicked it again .. and again ... and as i wondered about it, i tested the (always faithful before) submit button a few more times ... when i noticed the browser's java script offering me details, like "... operations being processed ...transactions in cue ... " ... and implying to me that something was trying to post ... i panicked ... thought that i had just bombed like 300 of my posts here ... so i clicked the back button .. .. .. quit the browser ... restarted my computer ...
> ... when i got re-booted i had lost contact with my isp ... ... ... ( !!!!!!!!! )( ! ) ...
>
> ... until this morning ... now i got everything working again ... and no 300 absurd-o posts, either! ... yeah! ...
> ... so, where was i ?
> ... oh, yeah ...
>
> our sweetie chicky baby Karen-cita wrote to us this, right cheer:
> > Jimbo- You really really needn't apologize...matter of fact the Demerol makes me quite silly. I say things like "deep sleprivation", "chilavry" for chivalry..."ducks" for "bucks", "eyeliner" for "airliner"...
> > I'm keeping everyone amused.
> > So really, it IS funny. Just don't want to be on it. >
>
> i remenber that feeling ...
> i am so there for you
> ... ... "don't want to be on it"
> ... i ... hear ... you ... !!
>
> several times while i was in the hospital i went off my demerol (later, mepergan forte) ... i got to where i wanted to feel my pain just to see if it was as bad as being doped ... after 3 or so weeks of demerol every four hours, day and night, pain wasn't quite that bad ... for a while ... i had this hoffman device which kept reminding me ... but i have never been so depressed in my life when i finally got to go home, and all they would give me was vicodin ... ... here i was overjoyed to escape the hospital ... only to suffer so much worse from my injuires ...
> ... that and my parents had moved in to take care of me ...
>
> > Thanks for the kind words..
> >
>
> you couldn't be any more welcome . .. .. !
>
> > > fact ... not opinion ...
> > Oh my. I blush. Not really, but thanks. >
>
> pleasure's mine!
>
> > >
> > >5 weeks after my motorcycle accident and surgery ... broken bones ... gave up bikes
> >
> > Aw, that's a real change of lifestyle huh? That bites. >
>
> but not in the way you might imagine ...
> ... 2 1/2 months bedridden in the hospital ... another 3 months bedridden at home ... 2 more months in a wheelchair ... before a year pasted, back into surgery for a plate in my tibia, a little bone graft ... about a year later i was finally walking, but with crutches and therapy .. ... i'm really fine now ... but that's what changed my lifestyle ... being able to walk again ... i never take it for granted ..
>
> ... giving up the bike wasn't easy ... giving up the idea of riding again was hard ... but that was more like, just growing up and being responsible ... than it was changing my lifestyle so much ...
> ... i was (am) blessed ... i know people who will not be getting out of their wheelchairs ... as i have been blessed to do ... shame on me if i ever take walking for granted ...
>
> > >i have your husband's hairline deal too ...
> > I actually like it- he's just draggin' me down...I'm not getting carded anymore... :(
> > >
> > Thanks, J
> > Karen
>
> ... that receding hairline thing
> ... male pattern baldness
> ... ... i wouldn't even ignore it, if i were him
> ... ... is your husband too vain to consider minoxidil?
> ... ... for your sake !
> ... ... ... HA!!
>
>
> ... i am so grateful whenever i can get mistaken for like 33 ! ... ... i can almost remember 33 ... ... i must have been 33 in 1984 ... i crashed my motorcycle in 1983 !
>
> ... more later when i can remember what i wrote last night ... IF i can remember ! ... HA !
>
> TAKE CARE !!!
> ~ jim
>
> p.s. .... and for a little more drama, i get the "you need to re-confirm your registration here in pBabbelon, before we want to let a weirdo post, if his inbox is going to throw away all of our new post(s) notifications, please" message before i could get this to post ... HA!
>
> ... so how's your day been?
> ~ j
Posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 14:19:12
In reply to Marilyn Manure » chicklet, posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 10:50:44
I didn't think I should tell everyone the truth.
The Phyllis Diller voice just isn't that appealing.But if you keep smoking maybe you can grow some vocal nodules and abuse your vocal cords enough to achieve a Kim Carnes-esque timbre.
> Enough with the Marilyn Monroe! I get that all the time.
> I've even been asked to sing
> 'Happy birthday Mr. President' by complete strangers
> Its true.
> Sadly I've always wanted a whiskey voice.
> If I try to make mine sound "take me seriously"
> I end up with a sore throat by the end of the day.
> I was born way too 'girly'
>
>
>
Posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 14:43:07
In reply to I plan to answer your amusing post » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 14:14:13
Ow, Karen-cita!
sorry if i Have disappointed ...
... ... (though, should i suspect you're teasing me here?)... uh, about my name there ...
... ... i LOVE you calling me "Jimbo" !
... ... you make it a deeply affectionate term of endearment ...
... ... because you said, "it's kind of a "cool-dude-I-got-it-under-control-no-problem-I'm-a-fun-guy" name" ... and it is so flattering that that's how you think of me ... thanks, babe! ... that's sweet ... really ...... i got one problemo with it though ...
... i positively do NOT see myself as "cool-dude-I-got-it-under-control-no-problem-I'm-a-fun-guy" ... ...
... ... well, maybe the "fun Guy" ... ... "fungi?"
... but, i'm sorry, i am Not cool ... really ... not Even .... i may let myself be superfical enough to go through the sham of "being" the 'I-got-it-under-control-no-problem ' facade there ... ... but i can't even pretend to being cool ...
... can you understand ?
... please ?... when i'd crashed my mail server's inbox, i was directly faced with this issue because i had to re-register ... and i thought about you .. and "Jimbo" ... as i faced those blanks on the registration page ... ... i really like being your Jimbo ... but i didn't really want to post under 'Jimbo' ... ... okay ?
... ... sorry ...you wrote:
> later.
> Possibly.
> But I don't see you changing your username so I'm not sure.
> I'm sadly deeply hurt.
> You acted as if you liked it, strung me along, and then dropped me like a sack o'taters.
> We'll see.
>i would NEVER drop you !
> > ... so how's your day been?
> > ~ j
>
>peace,
~ jim
Posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 15:32:29
In reply to I plan to answer your amusing post » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 14:14:13
hi chicklet,
> But I don't see you changing your username so I'm not sure. >
this is a complex issue for me ... ... i admire your gumption in changing yours ... ... i am deeply ambivalent about this ... ...
... ... i have diffculties with any of the options i've imagined including lil' jimi ... ... especially lil' jimi ... ...... my grandmother used to insist on calling me "little jimmy" even after i was an adult for decades ... she was blind and we indulged in this little game, as if she didn't know i had grown ...
... but i do not like "lil'" and i am not cool enough for "jimi" ... for as much as i resonate his music ... i'm still not well for indulging the pretense of any like comparisons, please (?) ...
so i'm left with like these things i want to reject but i don't feel like there's anything to ... ... go for?
actually, i was dismayed when i realized i had the option to change my username here ... ... "lil' jimi" 's not tooooo bad, really ... if i didn't have any choice i could live with it ... ... now i have to live with it, because i can't figure out a choice ...
... ... i'd enjoy a survey / vote asking pbabbers, "hey, whaaddya wanna call his guy here?"
... ... HA!... "fungi"? ...
how was your day, beautiful ?
~ jim
Posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 20:59:12
In reply to re: I plan to answer your amusing post » chicklet, posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 14:43:07
Aw gee Wally, I'm sorry- i thought you'd know I was being a tease.
Funny you should say Karencita. My Spanish prof used to call me 'Katarina" and i always loved it. "Karen" is just so...so...well, so.
Now I have to spell it all the time and I hate that. Karen with an 'I'? Karen with a "c"? Karen with a "y"? All of the above? Oish.
my friends and fam call me Kar or Bean. Or nimrod. i kid.> ... i positively do NOT see myself as "cool-dude-I-got-it-under-control-no-problem-I'm-a-fun-guy" ... ...
Oh see the beauty of this is that you don't HAVE to see yourself that way! It's just the image I get when i think of a Jimbo.
>i am Not cool
Oh that's enough crazy talk.>the sham of "being" the 'I-got-it-under-control-no-problem ' facade there
Life's a sham. Ride with it.
> ... can you understand ? ... please ?
I will try.>really like being your Jimbo
Ok now, this is going way too fast for me.>... ... okay ?
> ... ... sorry ...
Oh you must not feel too great tonight. Silly- I was kidding about ALL of it.> i would NEVER drop you !
I'm pretty hefty- I don't know about that.> ... so how's your day been?
Gimmee a 'C' gimmee an 'R' gimmee and 'A' gimme a 'P'!!!! Goooooo team. That's how my day was.
but thanks for asking. hope yourn was good...
K
Posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 21:10:21
In reply to re: I plan to answer your amusing post » chicklet, posted by lil' jimi on September 5, 2003, at 15:32:29
Slim Jim
Jimmer
jimlet
jimbodacious
Jim Beam
jimalamadingdong
jimbalaya
Jim the Dim
Some call me 'Jim'
The Jim Reaper
Him is Jim
Out onna limb Jim
On a whim JimThere.
>gumption in changing yours
I love the word gumption.>my grandmother used to insist on calling me "little jimmy"
Oh god that's so sweet. i feel a little bratty now that i know the story.
> ... "fungi"? ...
I DO like that but it would grow old.
Badump bump.> how was your day, beautiful ?
Aw you don't even know what i look like. nice to hear tho. Thank you!
And Gabbi shut your mouth.
Karen
Posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 22:46:49
In reply to And now for something completely different » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 21:10:21
And Gabbi shut your mouth.
How did you know? Beautiful? (snigger)
It was hanging there in front of me, like ripe fruit, and I was going for the plucking.. and well you know me too well.
You took all the fun out of it.
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 12:52:25
In reply to Si, si! I tease, silly fungi » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 20:59:12
hey chic_K_let!
( ... how about the "french": jSHEE-klay ... ?)La Katarina!
> Aw gee Wally, I'm sorry- i thought you'd know I was being a tease. >
one wants to be sure when one may not be confident though one wants to believe that another would be ... that good husband-loving girl that one adores and WHO is teasing me ... a Bunch ... HA!! HA!!
> Funny you should say Karencita. My Spanish prof used to call me 'Katarina" and i always loved it. "Karen" is just so...so...well, so.
> Now I have to spell it all the time and I hate that. Karen with an 'I'? Karen with a "c"? Karen with a "y"? All of the above? Oish.
> my friends and fam call me Kar or Bean. Or nimrod. i kid. >karen is a beautiful name
... all the more so because it is your name
... it's so compassionate
... like "carin'"
.... (caring)
... i like it!... i'm not clued about all these alternative spellings though ... some modern thing ?
> > ... i positively do NOT see myself as "cool-dude-I-got-it-under-control-no-problem-I'm-a-fun-guy" ... ...
>
> Oh see the beauty of this is that you don't HAVE to see yourself that way! It's just the image I get when i think of a Jimbo.
>
> >i am Not cool
> Oh that's enough crazy talk.
>
> >the sham of "being" the 'I-got-it-under-control-no-problem ' facade there
>
> Life's a sham. Ride with it.
>
> > ... can you understand ? ... please ?
> I will try. >i have issues about my own authenticity ...
... although i'm fine with the cosmic fraudulence of it all (buddhism) ... ...
... i am not well for my own masquerade
... despite my acceptance of the grand bBabble's inherent masquerade... i think i have faked myself out ...
... ever wonder about posters' who seem to use their real full names for their screen names ? ... some of whom are completely cool folk ...
> >really like being your Jimbo
> Ok now, this is going way too fast for me. >i can slow down! ... ask your hubby if it's okay ...
> >... ... okay ?
> > ... ... sorry ...
> Oh you must not feel too great tonight. Silly- I was kidding about ALL of it. >thanks ... i was hoping so ...
i get wimpy when i'm concerned with having offended/offending
... it's my defense mode
... sorry
... oops!
> > i would NEVER drop you !
> I'm pretty hefty- I don't know about that. >
well, i'd love to try! ... your receding hairline guy and i could play catch!> > ... so how's your day been?
> Gimmee a 'C' gimmee an 'R' gimmee and 'A' gimme a 'P'!!!! Goooooo team. That's how my day was. >_ * ! Pobrecita ! * _ ... ... i am so sorry you are feeling so bad !!
> but thanks for asking. hope yourn was good...
> Ki really have been pretty swell-okay like ... thanks for asking ...
so you get to *see* our gabbix too? and she you ?
ta,
~ fungi!
Posted by Gabbix2 on September 6, 2003, at 16:16:14
In reply to re: I tease, silly fungi » chicklet, posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 12:52:25
>so you get to *see* our gabbix too? and she you ?
Mais oui! And she is beautiful, inside and out.
Saucy looking just like you'd imagine.Only in pictures so far though, a trip has been planned for a while as we are the best of friends, but one or the other of us keeps crashing at the wrong time and messing up the plans.
I'm wondering where Kara Lynne is I'm missing her company.
Posted by chicklet on September 6, 2003, at 20:26:45
In reply to re: I tease, silly fungi » lil' jimi, posted by Gabbix2 on September 6, 2003, at 16:16:14
gabbi looks like Oscar and I look like Felix. We're just playing each other up.
Cuz it's the web you know.
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 22:49:29
In reply to And now for something completely different » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 5, 2003, at 21:10:21
> Slim Jim
no
> Jimmer
no
> jimlet
hmmmm ... maybe ... no
> jimbodacious
no
> Jim Beam
nope
> jimalamadingdong
nice ... .... i don't think so
> jimbalaya
hey, not bad ... ... but no
> Jim the Dim
no thanks
> Some call me 'Jim'
best so far ... worthy of the nomination ballot
> The Jim Reaper
oooooooooooo ... ... i like it, but ... no
> Him is Jim
cute ... no
> Out onna limb Jim
too risky
> On a whim Jim
maybe not
>
> There.
possibly
>
> >gumption in changing yours
> I love the word gumption.
>
> >my grandmother used to insist on calling me "little jimmy"
>
> Oh god that's so sweet. i feel a little bratty now that i know the story. >bratty ? ... ... how so ?
> > ... "fungi"? ...
> I DO like that but it would grow old.
> Badump bump. >i like Badump dump , but not for me ...
> > how was your day, beautiful ?
> Aw you don't even know what i look like. nice to hear tho. Thank you! >y'all have given me imaginings of how y'all are looking there ... ... but, of course, i was referring to your inner beauty ...
... "Beauty is as Beauty does", so they say ...> And Gabbi shut your mouth.
> Karen >... er, peace ?
~ jim
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:07:35
In reply to Re: And now for something completely different » chicklet, posted by Gabbix2 on September 5, 2003, at 22:46:49
dear gabbzooks,
so our Le jzSHEE-klay wrote:
> And Gabbi shut your mouth. >you replied:
> How did you know? Beautiful? (snigger)
> It was hanging there in front of me, like ripe fruit, and I was going for the plucking.. and well you know me too well.
> You took all the fun out of it. >... why come i'se cain't get ya'lluns compliments without all heck breakin' out like, anyways? ... .... huh? ... ... ... you funny teaser friends, you !
i still believe you're both beauties,
~ jimBAloneyp.s. where IS Kara Lynne ?
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:16:46
In reply to re: I tease, silly fungi » lil' jimi, posted by Gabbix2 on September 6, 2003, at 16:16:14
> >so you get to *see* our gabbix too? and she you ?
> Mais oui! And she is beautiful, inside and out.
> Saucy looking just like you'd imagine. >excellent! ... ... and no snugger this time ? ... ... nicer ...
... but very suspicious !
... ... who's _really_ writing this ?
> Only in pictures so far though, a trip has been planned for a while as we are the best of friends, but one or the other of us keeps crashing at the wrong time and messing up the plans. >very sweet . .. ... sorry for y'all's crashes though
> I'm wondering where Kara Lynne is I'm missing her company. >
you have touched one of my concerns ... ... wasn't fallsfall on our Kara watch patrol, lately?~ jim
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:46:54
In reply to I miss KL too- check in ok?, posted by chicklet on September 6, 2003, at 20:26:45
moi jzShee-klay-cita,
you writing:
> gabbi looks like Oscar and I look like Felix. We're just playing each other up.
> Cuz it's the web you know. >... ah, yes ... The Web ... the So Tangled Web
.. .. ... what a very very tangled web we weave here on the 'it's the web, you know'?... ... alas and indeed ... i enjoy you playing each other up ... ... but ... no ...
... not oscar and felix ... please ...... i'm afraid that gabs is going to have to be marilyn reincarnate, voice and all ... only worldly wise and self-possessed ... sexier
whereas our dear miss sheeklay ... here it is open season on our most young beauty ... ... you guys may pick from any of the legendary sex bombs
... ... ... preferably from among marilyn's contemporaries ... of course this will be one who does resemble lil' missy sheeklay-cita
... say ... ... rita hayworth, betty grable, ingrid bergman, lena horne, sophia loren ... ? ... ... you know ? ... classic, ravishing and sultry ... like our young little karen-pie, huh ?i want to let you choose ... hey?
but not felix and oscar ... please?
~ jim
Posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:49:41
In reply to zSHEE-klay speaks !, posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:46:54
Posted by chicklet on September 7, 2003, at 12:45:57
In reply to zSHEE-klay speaks !, posted by lil' jimi on September 6, 2003, at 23:46:54
Her eyes are way more beautiful
Posted by kara lynne on September 7, 2003, at 16:53:32
In reply to re: I tease, silly fungi » lil' jimi, posted by Gabbix2 on September 6, 2003, at 16:16:14
Ok, here I am.
What do I sound like?
Posted by Gabbix2 on September 7, 2003, at 17:32:53
In reply to Thank you Gabbi, Kar, Jimi, posted by kara lynne on September 7, 2003, at 16:53:32
For being good enough company that you are missed.
What do you sound like? Interesting question.
I have you as sounding quite assertive even though you are insecure. Medium pitch. Lower when you are being sarcastic.
Posted by chicklet on September 7, 2003, at 19:47:36
In reply to Thank you Gabbi, Kar, Jimi, posted by kara lynne on September 7, 2003, at 16:53:32
Posted by kara lynne on September 8, 2003, at 13:23:51
In reply to No Thank you, posted by Gabbix2 on September 7, 2003, at 17:32:53
I do have a strong voice. My alter ego has a fabulous sense of Self.
Posted by lil' jimi on September 8, 2003, at 21:45:14
In reply to Thank you Gabbi, Kar, Jimi, posted by kara lynne on September 7, 2003, at 16:53:32
you sound luscious
Posted by lil' jimi on September 8, 2003, at 21:52:55
In reply to Not quite Marilyn » lil' jimi, posted by chicklet on September 7, 2003, at 12:45:57
> Her eyes are way more beautiful >
just as i suspected !
and her lips too ?
~ j
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