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Posted by Emmanuela on November 18, 2000, at 2:59:17
The Prime Ministress seems to have misplaced her Nation.
Are there some subjects wandering aimlessly about, in enforced gait?
Look forward with bated breath (if I only knew what that actually meant).
Prime Ministress
Posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 5:35:58
In reply to Missing Lumptonia, posted by Emmanuela on November 18, 2000, at 2:59:17
Dear PM,
Bated breath is best used when one is going fishing.
As the Constable, I take a personal responsibility to round up every single Lumptonian and get them back on their couches, and would gladly do so if it didn't mean I'd have to get off my couch and if it wasn't quite so much like trying to get cats to march in a parade! (Thanks to a Florida pundit for the cats phrase...)
Lumptonians are a wandering lot - in and out of Lumptonia, Hypomaniaville, first visitors to the infamous black holes, as well as being a wondering lot - why am I here? Where is my banky? Why hasn't my Lump basket arrived? Should I take the blue or the green pill?
Have no fear, though. Where ever (I always wonder if that's one or two words), they are, they're keeping to the proper gait, and faithfully making their way back to Lumptonia.
Have you checked the dog house for the Labrassador?
Constable (the whip) Sterling CPE
Posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 6:15:01
In reply to Re: Missing Lumptonia, posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 5:35:58
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a P-doc in a pear tree,
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new meds, two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,NEXT?
CPE
Posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 12:00:34
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by coral on November 18, 2000, at 6:15:01
> On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a P-doc in a pear tree,
> On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new meds, two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, two diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 5 weeks of talk therapyyyyyy, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, 2 diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> NEXT?
>
> CPE
Shar
Posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 19:20:54
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 12:00:34
> > On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new meds, two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
>
> On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, two diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
>
> On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 5 weeks of talk therapyyyyyy, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, 2 diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
>
>
> > NEXT?
> >
> > CPE
> Shar
************Six more appointments...
Posted by Greg on November 18, 2000, at 19:47:16
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 19:20:54
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven mental health websites,
six more psych appointments,
five weeks of talk therapyyyyyy,
four pounds of choc'late,
three new meds,
two diagnoses,
and a P-doc in a pear tree.> > > On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > > On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > > On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new meds, two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> >
> > On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, two diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> >
> > On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 5 weeks of talk therapyyyyyy, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, 2 diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> >
> >
> > > NEXT?
> > >
> > > CPE
> > Shar
> ************
>
> Six more appointments...
Posted by S Howard on November 18, 2000, at 23:30:12
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by Greg on November 18, 2000, at 19:47:16
Eight self-help books...
Posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 10:46:06
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by Greg on November 18, 2000, at 19:47:16
On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
nine blank books for journelling in,
eight self-help books,
seven mental health websites,
six more psych appointments,
five weeks of talk therapyyyyyy,
four pounds of choc'late,
three new meds,
two diagnoses,
and a P-doc in a pear tree.
Kath> > > > On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > > > On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > > > On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three new meds, two diagnoses and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > >
> > > On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, two diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > >
> > > On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, 5 weeks of talk therapyyyyyy, four pounds of choc'late, three new meds, 2 diagnoses, and a P-doc in a pear tree,
> > >
> > >
> > > > NEXT?
> > > >
> > > > CPE
> > > Shar
> > ************
> >
> > Six more appointments...
Posted by coral on November 19, 2000, at 11:28:52
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by Kath on November 19, 2000, at 10:46:06
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me electroconvulsive shock therapy,
> nine blank books for journelling in,
> eight self-help books,
> seven mental health websites,
> six more psych appointments,
> five weeks of talk therapyyyyyy,
> four pounds of choc'late,
> three new meds,
> two diagnoses,
> and a P-doc in a pear tree.
>
Posted by pullmarine on November 20, 2000, at 0:11:15
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by shar on November 18, 2000, at 12:00:34
On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapyOn the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by Hannah on November 20, 2000, at 0:29:10
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by pullmarine on November 20, 2000, at 0:11:15
How truly Lumptonian!! A shrinko with empathy!!!! Thanks for the support and education!
> On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
>
> On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
>
> On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by shar on November 20, 2000, at 0:30:27
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by pullmarine on November 20, 2000, at 0:11:15
For next year, try to get the book BEFORE the straitjacket.
S
> On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
>
> On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
>
> On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 0:32:38
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by pullmarine on November 20, 2000, at 0:11:15
> On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
>
> On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
>
> On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
>
> on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by Hannah on November 20, 2000, at 8:38:54
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas...., posted by pullmarine on November 20, 2000, at 0:11:15
> On the 1st day of Christmas my therapist gave to me a rope hanging from a big tree.
On the 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th 10th 11th and 12th day of Christmas my therapist gave to me a bill for a missed session and a rope hanging from a big treeeee!
(I'm much happier since I've been living arboreal!)
> on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by coral on November 20, 2000, at 11:20:08
In reply to For next time.... » pullmarine, posted by shar on November 20, 2000, at 0:30:27
> For next year, try to get the book BEFORE the straitjacket.
>
> S
>
>
> > On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
> >
> > On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> >
> > On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by pullmarine on November 21, 2000, at 18:26:35
In reply to Re: For next time....LOL (np), posted by coral on November 20, 2000, at 11:20:08
> > For next year, try to get the book BEFORE the straitjacket.
> >
> > S
> >
> >
> > > On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
> > >
> > > On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > >
> > > On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> > >
> > > on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
Posted by B Day on November 21, 2000, at 21:05:24
In reply to On the 13th day of christmas......a lobotomy (np), posted by pullmarine on November 21, 2000, at 18:26:35
Pull,
Spoken like a true Lumptonian!
B
Posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 22:35:17
In reply to Re: On the 13th day of christmas......a lobotomy ( » pullmarine, posted by B Day on November 21, 2000, at 21:05:24
Lu-ptonian references are restricted to the thread below. You get a demerit, and have done damage to our cybernation.
Shar as in a Dream
> Pull,
>
> Spoken like a true Lumptonian!
>
> B
Posted by pullmarine on November 26, 2000, at 13:06:08
In reply to Re: On the 13th day of christmas......a lobotomy ( » pullmarine, posted by B Day on November 21, 2000, at 21:05:24
> Pull,
>
> Spoken like a true Lumptonian!
>
> B
Posted by pullmarine on November 26, 2000, at 13:35:31
In reply to Demerit » B Day, posted by shar on November 21, 2000, at 22:35:17
> Lu-ptonian references are restricted to the thread below. You get a demerit, and have done damage to our cybernation.
>
> Shar as in a Dream
>
>
> > Pull,
> >
> > Spoken like a true Lumptonian!
> >
> > B
Posted by Dr. Bob on November 26, 2000, at 16:23:40
In reply to Thanks bidet, y'd u name urself after plumbing?np, posted by pullmarine on November 26, 2000, at 13:06:08
> > Pull,
> >
> > Spoken like a true Lumptonian!
> >
> > B
Posted by natg on November 29, 2000, at 15:32:11
In reply to Re: On the first day of Christmas....LOL (np), posted by B Day on November 20, 2000, at 0:32:38
> > On the first day of christmas my doctor gave to me electro shock therapy.
> >
> > On the second day of christmas my doctor gave to me, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the third day of christmas my doctor gave to me, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the fourth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the fifth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the sixth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the seventh day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the eighth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> >
> > On the ninth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the tenth day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > On the 11th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
> >
> > on the 12th day of christmas my doctor gave to me, a loaded gun, some powder cocaine, some LSD, a paded cell, a book by freud, a straight jacket, some ritalin, insulin shocks, anti-psychotics, four new labels, little green pills and electro shock therapy
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