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Posted by Greg on May 9, 2000, at 18:00:35
Gang,
Whenever I open a post that has a capital P in the title, the P is missing. It's only missing in the title, not the body of the text. Am I the only one who's having this problem? God, I hope not, I don't want to do ANOTHER diagnostic on my computer.... Maybe I should be like Cam and get a Mac.... NOT!Greg
Posted by tina on May 9, 2000, at 18:25:44
In reply to The missing P, posted by Greg on May 9, 2000, at 18:00:35
Just going by your own post it looks like you don't have a capital P problem. It worked on this one. Oh, don't get a mac, they are a pain in the ass.(IMHO)-Tina
> Gang,
> Whenever I open a post that has a capital P in the title, the P is missing. It's only missing in the title, not the body of the text. Am I the only one who's having this problem? God, I hope not, I don't want to do ANOTHER diagnostic on my computer.... Maybe I should be like Cam and get a Mac.... NOT!
>
> Greg
Posted by Noa on May 9, 2000, at 18:30:10
In reply to Re: The missing P, posted by tina on May 9, 2000, at 18:25:44
P's perfectly perceptible from this perspective.
Posted by Cass on May 9, 2000, at 19:41:28
In reply to Re: The missing P, posted by Noa on May 9, 2000, at 18:30:10
> P's perfectly perceptible from this perspective.
Pees pop-up profusely. Pick a Pee from me.
Posted by bob on May 9, 2000, at 23:38:10
In reply to The missing P, posted by Greg on May 9, 2000, at 18:00:35
Sorry to break the news to you, Greg ...
It looks like you have yet another one of those Windows-born viruses. You didn't receive an email lately with an attachment titled "eter iper icked a eck of ickled eppers" and actually OPEN the attachment, did you?
I'd keep my nostrils open for the smell of smoke if I were you.
... then again, given the wattage a Pentium draws, that might just be normal ....
=^P
bob
Posted by Noa on May 10, 2000, at 10:33:18
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by bob on May 9, 2000, at 23:38:10
>
> ... then again, given the wattage a Pentium draws, that might just be normal ....
Don't you mean an entium?
> =^PAha! So bob is the P-snatcher!
Posted by boBB on May 10, 2000, at 20:57:06
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by Noa on May 10, 2000, at 10:33:18
Try switching it to an SSRI with a side dressing of valium. Structural problems in hard drives are often caused by chemical imbalances.
Teacher can I go to the bathroom?
Yes, but first recite your ABCs.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
Where's the P?
Running down my leg!
Posted by bob on May 10, 2000, at 21:42:33
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by Noa on May 10, 2000, at 10:33:18
> > =^P
>
> Aha! So bob is the P-snatcher!It's like my grandma always said:
"When you point your finger at someone, there's always three pointing back at you."Greg, when did this "taking of P's" begin? Did it coincide at all with Noa's time on ...
LITHIUM?
(... as if it'd do any good -- I bet she's flushed all the evidence anyway)
=^P back atcha!
bob
Posted by Greg on May 11, 2000, at 7:50:19
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by bob on May 10, 2000, at 21:42:33
People,
Your Perceptions are Positively Priceless!Perhaps a virus has Perturbed my Pentium Processor? Possibly....
I Pray it does not Proliferate.
I guess I'm glad I'm not missing my B's....
Paint me,
Pretty Perplexed near PleasantonP.S. Does anybody believe me, or do you think I'm Probably Prevaricating?
Posted by tina on May 11, 2000, at 8:14:02
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!! - People Please!, posted by Greg on May 11, 2000, at 7:50:19
Pardon?????
> People,
> Your Perceptions are Positively Priceless!
>
> Perhaps a virus has Perturbed my Pentium Processor? Possibly....
>
> I Pray it does not Proliferate.
>
> I guess I'm glad I'm not missing my B's....
>
> Paint me,
> Pretty Perplexed near Pleasanton
>
> P.S. Does anybody believe me, or do you think I'm Probably Prevaricating?
Posted by Noa on May 11, 2000, at 9:55:37
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by boBB on May 10, 2000, at 20:57:06
boBB, LOL.
THanks for the laugh.
Posted by Noa on May 11, 2000, at 9:57:30
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by bob on May 10, 2000, at 21:42:33
Hey, bob, I had more than enough of my own, thank you.
Posted by shar on May 12, 2000, at 20:12:36
In reply to Re: The missing P ... gods, NO!!, posted by Noa on May 11, 2000, at 9:57:30
Posted by bob on May 16, 2000, at 18:46:30
In reply to The missing P, posted by Greg on May 9, 2000, at 18:00:35
Just wanted to toss in ... for some reason, the subject line brought back one of my favorite moments from Tank Girl -- Malcolm McDowell's little poem:
Eight, eight, the dreaded eight
Between Sunday and Monday
Lies a day so dark
It will devastate.Of course, Lori Petty's reply was better.
;^)
bob
Posted by Adam on May 16, 2000, at 19:30:08
In reply to Avoid alliteration. Always., posted by shar on May 12, 2000, at 20:12:36
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Posted by Adam on May 16, 2000, at 19:37:45
In reply to Control consonance completely., posted by Adam on May 16, 2000, at 19:30:11
Sorry, somehow double-posted.
Posted by bob on May 16, 2000, at 19:49:12
In reply to Repetition really rankles..., posted by Adam on May 16, 2000, at 19:37:45
> Sorry, somehow double-posted.
But it took me till the second time to get the joke anyway.
hee hee hee
bee-oh-bee
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