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Posted by Racer on August 4, 2006, at 12:21:18
In reply to Think This is True? » Racer, posted by Poet on August 4, 2006, at 8:24:06
You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of Advil.
Posted by Poet on August 6, 2006, at 18:07:16
In reply to Re: Think This is True? » Poet, posted by Racer on August 4, 2006, at 12:21:18
You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can.
Posted by Racer on August 7, 2006, at 20:25:30
In reply to Philosophy 101 » Racer, posted by Poet on August 6, 2006, at 18:07:16
By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
Posted by Poet on August 8, 2006, at 8:31:52
In reply to Re: Philosophy 101 » Poet, posted by Racer on August 7, 2006, at 20:25:30
Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more."
Posted by Racer on August 8, 2006, at 10:33:32
In reply to Another Philosophy Lesson » Racer, posted by Poet on August 8, 2006, at 8:31:52
For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly.
Posted by Poet on August 9, 2006, at 8:21:08
In reply to Re: Another Philosophy Lesson » Poet, posted by Racer on August 8, 2006, at 10:33:32
All I know is that this violates every canon of respectable broadcasting.
Posted by Racer on August 9, 2006, at 10:30:36
In reply to Fact » Racer, posted by Poet on August 9, 2006, at 8:21:08
I don't like the way this script of ours has turned out. It's turning into a seedy little drama.
Posted by Poet on August 10, 2006, at 8:15:59
In reply to Re: Fact » Poet, posted by Racer on August 9, 2006, at 10:30:36
That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions.
Posted by Racer on August 10, 2006, at 19:46:25
In reply to Re: Another Fact » Racer, posted by Poet on August 10, 2006, at 8:15:59
So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.
Posted by Poet on August 11, 2006, at 9:18:46
In reply to Re: Another Fact, posted by Racer on August 10, 2006, at 19:46:25
What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
Posted by Racer on August 11, 2006, at 12:02:39
In reply to New Flash » Racer, posted by Poet on August 11, 2006, at 9:18:46
You bought the new girdles a size smaller, I can feel it.
Posted by Poet on August 12, 2006, at 16:37:21
In reply to Re: News Flash -- check for accuracy? » Poet, posted by Racer on August 11, 2006, at 12:02:39
Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Posted by Racer on August 13, 2006, at 11:09:51
In reply to Re: News Flash -- check for accuracy? » Racer, posted by Poet on August 12, 2006, at 16:37:21
Hiney-minoosh, hiney-minoosh... hiney-minoosh, hiney-minoosh...
Posted by Poet on August 13, 2006, at 13:52:24
In reply to There's just one thing I'm gonna say » Poet, posted by Racer on August 13, 2006, at 11:09:51
The clock didn't strike. I definitely heard it not strike.
Posted by Racer on August 13, 2006, at 15:45:20
In reply to Re: There's just one thing I'm gonna say » Racer, posted by Poet on August 13, 2006, at 13:52:24
Please don't call me 'Pinky'
Posted by Poet on August 14, 2006, at 8:13:45
In reply to A request » Poet, posted by Racer on August 13, 2006, at 15:45:20
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley
Posted by Racer on August 14, 2006, at 10:49:26
In reply to Re: A request » Racer, posted by Poet on August 14, 2006, at 8:13:45
You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts!
Posted by llrrrpp on August 14, 2006, at 20:39:13
In reply to Re: News Flash -- check for accuracy? » Racer, posted by Poet on August 12, 2006, at 16:37:21
> Why Kate, You're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
>Says Doc Holliday to Wyatt Earp... I LOVE that one :o)
Posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:43:38
In reply to Re: A request, posted by Racer on August 14, 2006, at 10:49:26
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:44:56
In reply to Re: News Flash -- check for accuracy? » Poet, posted by llrrrpp on August 14, 2006, at 20:39:13
Posted by Racer on August 15, 2006, at 10:02:49
In reply to It's okay » Racer, posted by Poet on August 15, 2006, at 8:43:38
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Posted by Poet on August 16, 2006, at 8:49:51
In reply to Re: It's okay » Poet, posted by Racer on August 15, 2006, at 10:02:49
They're going to blow that place sky high. It'll be a tragedy. Unless it's during a dance number.
Posted by Racer on August 16, 2006, at 9:56:01
In reply to Re: It's okay » Racer, posted by Poet on August 16, 2006, at 8:49:51
I'd just like to point out that no one else in my gene pool runs like a girl
Posted by Poet on August 17, 2006, at 8:59:46
In reply to A vital point » Poet, posted by Racer on August 16, 2006, at 9:56:01
Easy peasy, lemon-squeasy. What, is this your first day on the job or something? Look, this is how it goes; You try to attack me, one at a time, and I knock you both out with a single punch. Ready? Go!
Posted by Racer on August 17, 2006, at 10:16:50
In reply to Re: A vital point » Racer, posted by Poet on August 17, 2006, at 8:59:46
I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.
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