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Posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
In reply to Re: TORONTO OR ..................TROUBLE, posted by JadeKelly on February 9, 2009, at 3:03:57
Kath said "Skip this bus - we can catch the next one when we decide where to go. I vote for Quebec City except it's as cold as the Arctic there in winter!!! Although I guess they have a winter Festival & the French Canadians SURE are fun!!"
Posted by Phillipa on February 9, 2009, at 21:54:11
In reply to Quebec perhaps??, posted by Kath on February 9, 2009, at 12:52:01
Phillipa and Scott and Kath finally decides no more cold hey change of plans lets head to Florida. And Kath is not sure if she needs a passport. But wait the US people didn't to enter Canada are they now all stuck in the cold forever. And Declan's pee is now yellow snow out the bathroom window. We must teach this man some decency!!!! What's wrong with Declan now? Oh no hope no paddles needed for a frozen pee pee. Lar wants to come too. And he starts driving over the border leaving the others to fend for themselves. What will happen suspense building????
Posted by Kath on February 10, 2009, at 15:13:10
In reply to Re: Quebec perhaps??, posted by Phillipa on February 9, 2009, at 21:54:11
> Phillipa and Scott and Kath finally decides no more cold hey change of plans lets head to Florida. And Kath is not sure if she needs a passport. But wait the US people didn't to enter Canada are they now all stuck in the cold forever. And Declan's pee is now yellow snow out the bathroom window. We must teach this man some decency!!!! What's wrong with Declan now? Oh no hope no paddles needed for a frozen pee pee. Lar wants to come too. And he starts driving over the border leaving the others to fend for themselves. What will happen suspense building????
Everyone agrees Florida is a WAY better idea & Kath say's "I still have a Fairy Wand from my 'Fairy Ball' years ago. Let's just use it to take care of the passport thing - in fact it must have been secretly working for all you non-Canucks to be here in the first place!" So everyone, including decent/non-decent; civilized/non-civilized, treck down the street (now visible as lots of snow has melted). Wonder if the neighbours are looking out the windows? Did anyone ever SEE such a Motley Crue!.....Kath, as usual, too lazy to tie up her boot laces,.....
Posted by Sigismund on February 10, 2009, at 17:35:41
In reply to Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by Kath on February 10, 2009, at 15:13:10
>Everyone agrees Florida is a WAY better idea
Not Declan.
"I'm not going to Florida, no way.
I'll get to the border and go south from there.
I can learn Spanish in La Paz or Cuszco."
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:14:22
In reply to Re: Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by Sigismund on February 10, 2009, at 17:35:41
As Jade is having an unusually distasteful temper tantrum about not be able to see Qeubec and going to Florida where she has been 127 times, inwardly she is puzzled, not surprized, by how this man they call SIGISMUND can learn Spanish in such a short amount of time.(She secretly envies his great intellect and covets it for her own....>;-( Will this fade or is Sigismund on to her...
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:33:23
In reply to Re: Border-Hopping! Hop Aboard! Add you creativity, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:14:22
> As Jade is having an unusually distasteful temper tantrum about not be able to see Qeubec and going to Florida where she has been 127 times, inwardly she is puzzled, not surprized, by how this man they call SIGISMUND can learn Spanish in such a short amount of time.(She secretly envies his great intellect and covets it for her own....>;-( Will this fade or is Sigismund on to her...
BUT WAIT!!! Was that Sigismund that could rapidly learn Spnanish-OR-it can't be-its Declan, the guy who was screaming something about a frozen @#$%%&!!Jade is too mixed up!! Smart people, slow people, well people, sick people, nice people, mean people, bossy people, meek people, strong people, her head is spinning.....OH NO here it comes...
Posted by Phillipa on February 10, 2009, at 19:46:29
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT!, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 19:33:23
Don't tell me Sigi or Declan is peeing on you? But Spanish isn't hard to learn. I think Declan's Idea of the Island is good. Isn't it Near Mexico. Maybe a cruise? The Motley crew might now almost need a nudist cruise if dressed in winter apparel. Did anyone bring any money or credit cards and a laptop?
Posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 21:31:53
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT!, posted by Phillipa on February 10, 2009, at 19:46:29
> Don't tell me Sigi or Declan is peeing on you? But Spanish isn't hard to learn. I think Declan's Idea of the Island is good. Isn't it Near Mexico. Maybe a cruise? The Motley crew might now almost need a nudist cruise if dressed in winter apparel. Did anyone bring any money or credit cards and a laptop?
While everyone knows Phillipa WOULD probably enjoy seeing Jade get peed on, Jade's head was so mixed up at the variety of people around her that her head was spinning and she puke's, unfortunately some does land on Phillipa.
Anyway, Jade feels so much better to get that out of her system she offer's up what she thinks a quite brilliant plan for the "Motley Crew".
Cabo San Lucas!!!! We can snorkel she says! we can ride 4 wheelers in the desert! We can see some of the most beautiful sights in the world!!! And we won't have to learn Spanish!!! (Although Jade would like to, her mean parents made her take French instead, haha)
If Phillipa feels the need to take her clothes off there's probably a nude beach somewhere!!!
Yikes, Jade recalls, she hasn't been to the gym in a while, she hopes the nude beach isn't mandatory.....
Posted by Phillipa on February 11, 2009, at 0:09:40
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT! » Phillipa, posted by JadeKelly on February 10, 2009, at 21:31:53
So Phillipa jumped under a shower first to wash off the puke Kath was most generous in offering her some new clothes to wear. The motley crew proceeded to the cruise line and sailed off into babbleland anyone seen them. I did streak across the social board but was quick and bet no on saw me. It was a delusion if you think you did. But the mystery now is what happened to Doc Scott and Declan Who needed paddles at one time. Hope he is finally done peeing in the what was white snow. Well when on the cruise snip he pees off the side of it into the water. And everyone loves the snokeling but Jade cut her leg on some coral and barnacles can the doc Scott stitch it up? Blood brings snarks. We may need help soon!!!
Posted by Kath on February 11, 2009, at 14:27:19
In reply to Re: BUT WAIT!, posted by Phillipa on February 11, 2009, at 0:09:40
The captain announced that there was to be a fancy dress ball tonight. I wonder what people will dress up as, or what they'll wear.
Kath decided to come as a bag of garbage. She sneaked into the kitchen, & whined until she got a couple of huge garbage bags. Back to her cabin, where she put one inside the other to make sure they were strong enough, filled them with newspaper, made holes for her arms & legs & neatly tied a head-scarf around the neck to hold it closed, with her head popping out the top!
Wonder what others looked like???
Posted by JadeKelly on February 11, 2009, at 15:18:07
In reply to Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas??, posted by Kath on February 11, 2009, at 14:27:19
> The captain announced that there was to be a fancy dress ball tonight. I wonder what people will dress up as, or what they'll wear.
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> Kath decided to come as a bag of garbage. She sneaked into the kitchen, & whined until she got a couple of huge garbage bags. Back to her cabin, where she put one inside the other to make sure they were strong enough, filled them with newspaper, made holes for her arms & legs & neatly tied a head-scarf around the neck to hold it closed, with her head popping out the top!
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> Wonder what others looked like???
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Well, it turned out DR. Scott was a no show so Jade had her leg stitched up by the ship's medic. Much to Phillipa's dismay, Jade succesfully made it back to ship from snorkeling without being bitten by a shark.Jade was confused tho because there was a fancy dress ball that night, costume, and Kath dressed as a trash bag. But then she remembered that saying "One persons trash is another persons treasure" and since everyone thought Kath such a treasure, it was the perfect costume.
As for Jade, she found the children's play room and scored on a couple cans of green paint used for face painting and tatoos. She painted herself head to toe in green. Well, geuss you know what Jade was.
Can't wait to see some of the others.
Posted by Phillipa on February 11, 2009, at 20:25:36
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on February 11, 2009, at 15:18:07
Ran into the other cabins that were open and grabbed garments of others that didn't match as only had that one outfit of Kaths. So threw them all together and appeared as a psychotic wierdo. Phillipa
Posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 12:03:43
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on February 11, 2009, at 15:18:07
So we have a bag of garbage (or treasure, depending on which way ya look at it),
a totally green who-knows-what,
an unmatching weirdo,
pretty original ways of solving the 'what to wear' problem!!
Declan? TC? Scott? Anyone else - what did you wear??
Posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 12:37:00
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas??, posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 12:03:43
> So we have a bag of garbage (or treasure, depending on which way ya look at it),
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> a totally green who-knows-what,
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> an unmatching weirdo,
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> pretty original ways of solving the 'what to wear' problem!!
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> Declan? TC? Scott? Anyone else - what did you wear??A green Who knows what? JADE ;-) (Jade is a green stone)
Posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 13:47:46
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 12:37:00
> A green Who knows what? JADE ;-) (Jade is a green stone)
OHHH LOL jeez - I guess Kath has way fewer brain-cells than she thought! (& she thought she had very few left!!)I can't believe I didnt 'get that!!!
:-) Kath
Posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 16:30:56
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » JadeKelly, posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 13:47:46
> > A green Who knows what? JADE ;-) (Jade is a green stone)
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> OHHH LOL jeez - I guess Kath has way fewer brain-cells than she thought! (& she thought she had very few left!!)
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> I can't believe I didnt 'get that!!!
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> :-) Kath
Jade laughs cause she's pretty sure she saw Kath hit the punch bowl....
Posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 16:40:30
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » Kath, posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 16:30:56
> > > A green Who knows what? JADE ;-) (Jade is a green stone)
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> > OHHH LOL jeez - I guess Kath has way fewer brain-cells than she thought! (& she thought she had very few left!!)
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> > I can't believe I didnt 'get that!!!
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> > :-) Kath
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> Jade laughs cause she's pretty sure she saw Kath hit the punch bowl....
....................Kath was standing in the ballroom, where the Costume Party was taking place. She was, indeed dipping liberally from the punch bowl & it was having very interesting results (given that she doesn't even drink!!)
As the good-looking aerobics instructor, in his stunning pirate costume, approached her, she clapped her hands loudly, paused & hollered into the now silent crowd,
"Attention!! Attention Everyone!! Toby, here, has boarded the ship with Totally Evil Intent!
Avast Toby - Don't come one step closer to me!!"At the, she toppled over, causing her garbage-bag costume to rip, spilling crumpled newspaper around her.........
Posted by Sigismund on February 12, 2009, at 17:26:01
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas?? » JadeKelly, posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 13:47:46
Declan refused to go to the costume party.
'I could have stood for some swamp rock from Florida; I could stand learning the history of slavery in this interesting region; but this cruise has me freaked. So, anyone who wants to discuss history politics and religion can come and do it with me. We could start with the influence of Orthodoxy on Stalinism. While we're in international waters, has anyone got any GHB? I need an empathogen.'
Posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 17:38:15
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas??, posted by Sigismund on February 12, 2009, at 17:26:01
> Declan refused to go to the costume party.
> 'I could have stood for some swamp rock from Florida; I could stand learning the history of slavery in this interesting region; but this cruise has me freaked. So, anyone who wants to discuss history politics and religion can come and do it with me. We could start with the influence of Orthodoxy on Stalinism. While we're in international waters, has anyone got any GHB? I need an empathogen.'
............On her way TO the party, garbed in her garbage bag, Kath had encountered Declan, who'd given the above speech. Kath had replied, "Declan - I always suspected that you were WAY beyond me as far as intellect goes! If I were back at home, I'm sure I could find you something - you name the letters!! But way out here - sorry, no go! But freaked out or not, I'm really glad you are onboard! Maybe you could start a discussion group for those who aren't into the regular shuffleboard etc!! I'd prefer pottery myself."
Posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 17:53:52
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas??, posted by Sigismund on February 12, 2009, at 17:26:01
> Declan refused to go to the costume party.
> 'I could have stood for some swamp rock from Florida; I could stand learning the history of slavery in this interesting region; but this cruise has me freaked. So, anyone who wants to discuss history politics and religion can come and do it with me. We could start with the influence of Orthodoxy on Stalinism. While we're in international waters, has anyone got any GHB? I need an empathogen.'Jade suspected that someone on the ship would be a whiner, so she brought the needed supplies. "Declan" GO GET SOME FRIENDS and I'll meet you back here. I have EVERY letter of the alphabet.
Meanwhile, Kath wasn't the only one in the group who attracted the attention of a very hot s*xy man. While getting coffee and danish this morning.....Oh no, how could she have not realized before? They were seen.
Posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 18:23:36
In reply to Re: Cruise Ship Costume Party tonite- creative ideas??, posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 17:53:52
> > Declan refused to go to the costume party.
> > 'I could have stood for some swamp rock from Florida; I could stand learning the history of slavery in this interesting region; but this cruise has me freaked. So, anyone who wants to discuss history politics and religion can come and do it with me. We could start with the influence of Orthodoxy on Stalinism. While we're in international waters, has anyone got any GHB? I need an empathogen.'
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> Jade suspected that someone on the ship would be a whiner, so she brought the needed supplies. "Declan" GO GET SOME FRIENDS and I'll meet you back here. I have EVERY letter of the alphabet.
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> Meanwhile, Kath wasn't the only one in the group who attracted the attention of a very hot s*xy man. While getting coffee and danish this morning.....Oh no, how could she have not realized before? They were seen.What was worse, it one of her group! They all knew she was engaged to be married back at home, but he was a dweeb, she did love him in a way but this was different. Yes....this was very different. Would her secret come out? Woul she be blackmailed? Or would her shipmate be discreet about tall dark and handsome (she forgot to ask him his name)......
the suspense builds
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Posted by garnet71 on February 12, 2009, at 19:16:27
In reply to Re: Cruise Costume Party tonite-gonna get CRAZY, posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 18:23:36
Garnet enters the upper deck--back from the cruiseline designated PDoc but doesn't even stop to get her scripts filled---She says "forget about tall, dark, and handsome!!!! Don't you all know what is REALLY going on here? Don't you get it? This is NOT REALLY A CRUISE...."
...as the coversation stops in seriousness..Jade almost swallows the toothpick from her Martini olive..and looks at Garnet with the 'deer in the headlights look'..."What?" asks Jade.
Garnet: "Are you all sitting down?"
Posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 19:20:23
In reply to Re: Cruise Costume Party tonite-gonna get CRAZY, posted by garnet71 on February 12, 2009, at 19:16:27
Kath is unaware as of yet, of Garnet's astonishing announcement.
She is lying on the floor (beside the punchbowl), with her garbage bag costume spilling its scrunched newspaper contents. In her half-stupour, she realizes she has very little on under the costume - at this point the dashing 'pirate' aerobics instructor leers at her & bends forward............
Posted by Phillipa on February 12, 2009, at 19:33:45
In reply to Damsel in Distress, posted by Kath on February 12, 2009, at 19:20:23
And very expertly kisses her passionately on the lips and who would have thought that this would infruiate the mild and gentle Declan but it did and he......
Posted by JadeKelly on February 12, 2009, at 19:36:36
In reply to Re: Cruise Costume Party tonite-gonna get CRAZY, posted by garnet71 on February 12, 2009, at 19:16:27
> Garnet enters the upper deck--back from the cruiseline designated PDoc but doesn't even stop to get her scripts filled---She says "forget about tall, dark, and handsome!!!! Don't you all know what is REALLY going on here? Don't you get it? This is NOT REALLY A CRUISE...."
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> ...as the coversation stops in seriousness..Jade almost swallows the toothpick from her Martini olive..and looks at Garnet with the 'deer in the headlights look'..."What?" asks Jade.
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> Garnet: "Are you all sitting down?"
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>Well Kath was more laying on the floor about to be hit on by a man in a pirate disguise, while Declan was off gathering some party buddies,and the rest of their "motley crew" was missing.So Jade replied, "yes", as she downed her drink. Garnet was scaring her. What was going on? She felt her stomach churn.....
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