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Posted by Racer on April 18, 2006, at 12:30:18
In reply to Try This » Racer, posted by Poet on April 18, 2006, at 10:46:26
If we never looked at things and thought of what might be, why we'd all still be out there in the tall grass with the apes.
Posted by Poet on April 19, 2006, at 10:13:51
In reply to Well... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 18, 2006, at 12:30:18
Lincoln said, "With malice toward none, with charity to all." Nowadays they say, "Think the way I do or I'll bomb the daylights outta you."
Posted by Racer on April 19, 2006, at 13:56:59
In reply to Re: Well... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 19, 2006, at 10:13:51
Excuse me, I really must gibber at the oriole window.
Posted by Poet on April 20, 2006, at 9:55:29
In reply to Just a sec... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 19, 2006, at 13:56:59
So I'm a ditherer? Well, I'm jolly well going to dither, then!
Posted by Racer on April 20, 2006, at 13:32:26
In reply to Re: Just a sec... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 20, 2006, at 9:55:29
Then we better have a few drinks first!
Posted by Poet on April 21, 2006, at 8:40:02
In reply to Very well... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 20, 2006, at 13:32:26
All those miles of open sea and back again a man would need something to keep warm, now, wouldn't he?
Posted by Racer on April 21, 2006, at 12:56:28
In reply to Re: Very well... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 21, 2006, at 8:40:02
Things are just the same as they always were, only, you're the same as you were, too, so I guess things will never be the same again.
Posted by Poet on April 23, 2006, at 15:17:12
In reply to {sigh} Look -- » Poet, posted by Racer on April 21, 2006, at 12:56:28
We've been friends for a long time. Do you really think you can talk me into it?
Posted by Racer on April 23, 2006, at 18:27:03
In reply to Re: {sigh} Look -- » Racer, posted by Poet on April 23, 2006, at 15:17:12
I do not think that will be necessary. I never faint because I am not sure that I will fall gracefully and I never use smelling salts because they puff up the eyes.
Posted by Poet on April 24, 2006, at 18:11:00
In reply to Oh... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 23, 2006, at 18:27:03
Just pretend you're a janitor. Janitors are never terrified.
Posted by Racer on April 24, 2006, at 19:55:42
In reply to Re: Oh... » Racer, posted by Poet on April 24, 2006, at 18:11:00
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.
Posted by Poet on April 25, 2006, at 9:40:10
In reply to Re: Oh... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 24, 2006, at 19:55:42
What you're trying to say is that you don't want me to love you. Say it. Say it!
Posted by Racer on April 25, 2006, at 10:30:54
In reply to Re: I knew it » Racer, posted by Poet on April 25, 2006, at 9:40:10
Is that "Pinky" with a Y or "Pinkie" with an IE?
Posted by Poet on April 26, 2006, at 8:45:01
In reply to Then tell me » Poet, posted by Racer on April 25, 2006, at 10:30:54
Not much meat on her, but what's there is cherce.
Posted by Racer on April 26, 2006, at 10:48:10
In reply to Re: Then tell me » Racer, posted by Poet on April 26, 2006, at 8:45:01
That's all, honey, that's all, say no more. Of course there's always a chance you could be an escaped fruitcake.
Posted by Poet on April 27, 2006, at 8:33:19
In reply to Re: Then tell me » Poet, posted by Racer on April 26, 2006, at 10:48:10
Well, you see, this is a question of getting married. You've never been married to a lobster.
Posted by Racer on April 27, 2006, at 11:29:32
In reply to You Wanted to Know » Racer, posted by Poet on April 27, 2006, at 8:33:19
And then I heard a noise.
What kind of noise?
Like a sound.
Posted by Poet on April 28, 2006, at 9:34:30
In reply to Re: You Wanted to Know » Poet, posted by Racer on April 27, 2006, at 11:29:32
You're just like Don Quixote. You think that everything is always something else.
Posted by Racer on April 28, 2006, at 10:25:52
In reply to Re: You Wanted to Know » Racer, posted by Poet on April 28, 2006, at 9:34:30
Just keep saying to yourself "I'm adequate."
Posted by Poet on April 29, 2006, at 10:20:08
In reply to That's OK, dear » Poet, posted by Racer on April 28, 2006, at 10:25:52
YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!
Posted by Racer on April 29, 2006, at 12:03:37
In reply to Re: That's OK, dear » Racer, posted by Poet on April 29, 2006, at 10:20:08
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspaper. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
Posted by Poet on May 1, 2006, at 8:23:25
In reply to I don't know, see... » Poet, posted by Racer on April 29, 2006, at 12:03:37
I wouldn't cover the burning of Rome for you if they were just lighting it up!
Posted by Racer on May 1, 2006, at 9:45:49
In reply to Re: I don't know, see... » Racer, posted by Poet on May 1, 2006, at 8:23:25
If I ever lay my two eyes on you again, I'm gonna walk right up to you and hammer on that monkeyed skull of yours 'til it rings like a Chinese gong!
Posted by Poet on May 2, 2006, at 9:40:13
In reply to Re: I don't know, see... » Poet, posted by Racer on May 1, 2006, at 9:45:49
I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with.
Posted by Racer on May 2, 2006, at 10:08:12
In reply to Yes, You Could, but » Racer, posted by Poet on May 2, 2006, at 9:40:13
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
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