Psycho-Babble Psychology Thread 805815

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You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

I saw my old T's bum naked! He went to go up for a shot at the gym playing basketball, and his shorts feel down. Well not all the way, but I say some major crack! lol Boy does this crack me up!

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 20:53:38

In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

Oh my gosh; this is so weird; after therapy today, when my T stood up, his zipper was unzipped, and I let out one rip roaring "zip."

RealMe

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! RealMe

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:57:42

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 20:53:38

Zippedee do da ! You are kidding right, did he really let one out? What did he say?

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:04:41

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! RealMe, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:57:42

No; I let one out. Oh wait a minute; how could I. Well just the same, I laughed so hard, and he did not catch on why. Maybe after I was gone. To think it was like that for the whole session!!!!! Oh me o mi o.

RealMe

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:08:12

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:04:41

hmmmmm, I wonder how he will analyze that one? I wonder what HIS subconscious was saying? hmmmmm

I would have died if I let one out in therapy, I thought crying was bad, but to let one go? oh, my! Maybe after you left, he wondered what was that smell?

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:13:37

In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

Gosh I just can't stop obsessing about this, I mean how many people get to see their T's bum? I wonder if he saw me if he would have blushed on both sets of cheeks?LMA0

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:21:54

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:08:12

No wait; he doesn't zip in the back. It was a stick I let out; it was a gulp/yelp. LOL. He looked like he could not understand, and I walked out laughing my head off.

Oh my, your old T with rosy cheeks???

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:24:30

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:08:12

No wait; he doesn't zip in the back. It was a stick I let out; it was a gulp/yelp. LOL. He looked like he could not understand, and I walked out laughing my head off.

Oh my, your old T with rosy cheeks???

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:26:17

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:21:54

Well you say this [It was a stick I let out; it was a gulp/yelp.] Can you please explain what exactly is a stick and why would you gulp or yelp? I don't understand, maybe I am just too dense in the head you know.

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! RealMe

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:29:48

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:21:54

Sorry it went twice; I don't know what I was saying; there was no stick; Oops. Freudian slip I guess.

 

opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** RealMe

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:38:30

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! RealMe, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:29:48

Even if it was a slip, you still said something that might be taken literary, so I added a trigger warning to this thread, okay.

 

Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:40:57

In reply to opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** RealMe, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:38:30

Thank you; yes. Now I am really embarrassed.

 

Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!*

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:42:12

In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!***** happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:40:57

> Thank you; yes. Now I am really embarrassed.
>
>
Well you should be, lol, did your checks turn red?

 

Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!* happyflower

Posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:45:55

In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!*, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 21:42:12

yep they did; um, well I won't say more.

 

Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!*

Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:34

In reply to Re: opps, should have put a trigger on your post!* happyflower, posted by RealMe on January 11, 2008, at 21:45:55

You too need a rating on this thread me thinks....rsk

like no one over the age of...............


 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40

In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

You two are nuts!

Zippers and cracks and sticks LOL

HF, did your T see that you saw his crack?
I bet he was embarassed! tee hee

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:10:35

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40

Maybe he meant for you too, maybe he thinks he sexy, and he thinks he sexy, isn't that a song........rsk

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! JoniS

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:37:21

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by JoniS on January 11, 2008, at 22:09:40

> You two are nuts!
Sorry you are mistaken, she said stick (accidentally), not nuts, but stick.

***** Zippers and cracks and sticks*****

Actually that makes a good title for my poem! I like the way the words "sound"

> HF, did your T see that you saw his crack?
> I bet he was embarrassed! tee hee

I am sure he is, be he like it, but I was rather disappointed in what I did see. lol !

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! rskontos

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:39:04

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:10:35

> Maybe he meant for you too, maybe he thinks he sexy, and he thinks he sexy, isn't that a song........rsk

I dont' know about a song, but that is what Fat Bastard says on Austin Powers! ewwww!

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:40:10

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! JoniS, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 22:37:21

What, not cheeky enough LOL :) rsl

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! rskontos

Posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 23:07:03

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by rskontos on January 11, 2008, at 22:40:10

> What, not cheeky enough LOL :) rsl

Nope, sigh.....I guess it is over now, it will never be.

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower

Posted by LadyBug on January 12, 2008, at 1:37:14

In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

Now you can say you know his nuts! (He's nuts) Did you ???
Ok, that was funny! Sweet dreams!!!!!!!!!!

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by I need a hug on January 12, 2008, at 2:11:24

In reply to You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by happyflower on January 11, 2008, at 20:48:19

I think the song you might be thinking of is by Rod Stewart. It goes something like:
If you want my body
And you think I'm sexy
Come on honey
Let me know
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me...
This thread has me totally confused. Was there a stick protruding from RealMe's T's zipper??????
His zipper is in the back? No. The crack is in the back. That's Happyflower's T. Oh, forget it. All this rippin', zippin' and stickin' I can't keep up with you guys. You're out of my league. LOL Love, HUGS

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!!

Posted by Wittgenstein on January 12, 2008, at 3:05:31

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!!, posted by I need a hug on January 12, 2008, at 2:11:24

Well, I'm kinda confused too - sticks, zips, cracks - RM do you mean when you let one out it kind of sounded like the word 'zip' or 'stick'?! I so would not want to see my T's butt crack.... just be thankful HF that your ex-T isn't in his late 60s. Was there any 'downy fluff' or cheek rash??! :(

I also had a session when my T had his zipper open (that was some time ago). I only noticed toward the end of the session and didn't mention it (his trousers were of the loose-fitting variety (cords) so while seated either side of the opening bulged apart, with his underwear visible in between). My first thought was, what was he doing immediately before my session (and my imagination does get a little carried away - I happened to be his only patient that day). Then I thought, if he'd just been to the bathroom, I do hope he washed his hands. Of course, at the end of the session, I had the handshake as usual.

Witti

 

Re: You're not going to believe this!!! LadyBug

Posted by happyflower on January 12, 2008, at 7:53:43

In reply to Re: You're not going to believe this!!! happyflower, posted by LadyBug on January 12, 2008, at 1:37:14

Hi Ladybug!!! I haven't talked to you in forever! ;-) I think everyone was a bit nuts last night, I will have to check and see if it was a "full moon". lol


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