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Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! llurpsienoodle

Posted by fayeroe on July 9, 2008, at 18:22:34

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on July 9, 2008, at 18:13:23

> how much is the purse?

$3500.00

i had to buy the bull..that was $1000.00

then i had to find someone to retrieve "his package"....having had it all of his life, he was quite reluctant to part with the jewels. $1000.

i had to find an expert, someone who knew how to make a "silk purse out of bull ****s." $400.00

had to run a full page ad in the San Marcos News.....$600.00

i had to make something on it.....had to get my clothes cleaned.......$500.00

voila!!!!!! $3500.00.....nothing down and no interest until 2012!!!!!

oh yes, there are endless patterns! let us pick one for you!


>

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe

Posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 22:11:32

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! llurpsienoodle, posted by fayeroe on July 9, 2008, at 18:22:34

> > how much is the purse?
>
> $3500.00
>

Shoulda shopped at Billy Bob's.

http://billybobstexas.stores.yahoo.net/bibotenoit.html

 

Re: I can't stop laughing now....my sides...

Posted by rskontos on July 9, 2008, at 22:19:44

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!, posted by toph on July 8, 2008, at 22:26:04

HURT. OMG. This is the best laugh to date I have had. I can't say whose was the funniest. I want to know who is checking Toph purse. Better be careful...

Oh Texas Chic I am one of the initial ones so I will come clean I am a girl, but then probably at my age girl is inappropriate so woman probably is the more polite term. Not one with 2 somethings to be made eventually into a purse or purses when I am done with it/them.

OH man this is one thread that deserves a special place.

LMAO in Indiana.


rsk

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph

Posted by rskontos on July 9, 2008, at 22:22:20

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe, posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 22:11:32

Wow all that for $39.99 and a stand to show it off..LOL

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!

Posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 23:25:53

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph, posted by rskontos on July 9, 2008, at 22:22:20

> Wow all that for $39.99 and a stand to show it off..LOL


As a general rule rsk, if you have a nice nut sack you are gonna want to show it off.

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 8:43:16

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe, posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 22:11:32

> > > how much is the purse?
> >
> > $3500.00
> >
>
> Shoulda shopped at Billy Bob's.
>
>


Toph, my bulls are top line. And my ballsy alternator is highly skilled and trained with the famous Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys.......

A big ball in cowtown
Recorded by bob wills and the texas playboys
Written by hoyle nix

Aagghh! let the ladies split out wide
Grab your pardner - go hog wild. aagghh! now, now, now;

Chorus
Big ball's in cowtown
We'll all go down
Big ball's in cowtown
We'll dance around.

Workin' on the railroad
Sleepin' on the ground
Eatin' saltine crackers
Ten cents a pound.

Chorus

Put on your new shoes
Put on your gown
Take off them sack clothes
The big ball's in town.

Chorus

I'll stay in cowtown
I'll stick around
Bolt up your window
The big ball's in town.

 

sequins?

Posted by llurpsienoodle on July 10, 2008, at 9:42:46

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on July 9, 2008, at 18:13:23

Can I get my purse with studs and sequins?

(post-mortem sequins)

-Ll

 

Re: sequins? llurpsienoodle

Posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 9:48:03

In reply to sequins?, posted by llurpsienoodle on July 10, 2008, at 9:42:46

> Can I get my purse with studs and sequins?
>
> (post-mortem sequins)
>
> -Ll


we also offer small blinking white lights.

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 11:44:22

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!, posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 23:25:53

> > Wow all that for $39.99 and a stand to show it off..LOL
>
>
> As a general rule rsk, if you have a nice nut sack you are gonna want to show it off.
>
not to mention a cut of the profits for the donor.

 

Toph,Big Balls in Cowtown,up close and personal. toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 16:35:57

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!, posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 23:25:53

at first i thought it was Merle Haggard, but i think it is "Asleep at the Wheel"......swing band from here in Austin......

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i grew up on this s*** and i call it s*** in a very, very affectionate way....my grandpa would sit in his chair and beat his cane on the floor.......

grab your girl and dosie? doe? how is that spelled?

 

Holy **** in cowtown! link here.......

Posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 16:37:19

In reply to Toph,Big Balls in Cowtown,up close and personal. toph, posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 16:35:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpH34NQWGXA&feature=related

 

Cow town!

Posted by TexasChic on July 10, 2008, at 20:33:25

In reply to Holy **** in cowtown! link here......., posted by fayeroe on July 10, 2008, at 16:37:19

Where I used to live. Also known as FunkyTown (by an entirely different group of people then the ones who call it cow town).

Who'd you say was singing that? Sounded like someone old school.

I've been finally catching up on all these posts. Yall are making me laugh even when I'm in a crappy mood!

Oh, and rskontos, I totally thought you were a guy! I see your name and for some reason see 'ron', which is a family name. So I've been calling you Ron in my head.

Oh, and fayeroe, I couldn't remember where in TX you lived, I was thinking further south for some reason. But (going by things you've said) you live in my absolute favorite part of TX! Ever since everythings gone to crap with my job, I've actually thought about looking for work there. You know, just start over new. And that area is way more my style than North Dallas! Bleck! Its pretty and well kept and all, but if I see one more guy sporting matching biker shorts and top, getting all in my way riding a bike when I'm trying to drive, I may throw up. I really need to live somewhere more bohemian.


-T

I'm gonna have to run by Billy Bob's next time I'm in that part of town and pick me up a new purse!

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph

Posted by rskontos on July 11, 2008, at 14:54:31

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!, posted by toph on July 9, 2008, at 23:25:53

Toph,

I will have to take your word for it......LOL

you crack me up!! thanks for the laugh

I am LMAO.

rsk

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!

Posted by toph on July 11, 2008, at 20:09:21

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph, posted by rskontos on July 11, 2008, at 14:54:31

I suppose it is not a good idea to take one of these purses out in the cold weather rsk, unless I'm overthinking this.

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 11, 2008, at 21:28:26

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles!, posted by toph on July 11, 2008, at 20:09:21

> I suppose it is not a good idea to take one of these purses out in the cold weather rsk, unless I'm overthinking this.


think spray starch.

 

Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe

Posted by toph on July 11, 2008, at 22:45:22

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! toph, posted by fayeroe on July 11, 2008, at 21:28:26

I'll have to try that the next time I go swimming Pat.

BTW, I just saw "The Last Waltz" on my 50" plasma in BluRay with my B&W speakers cranked, OMG where were you?

 

i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! (nm) toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 8:49:06

In reply to Re: Someone needs to learn to pick their battles! fayeroe, posted by toph on July 11, 2008, at 22:45:22

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe

Posted by toph on July 12, 2008, at 10:40:03

In reply to i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! (nm) toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 8:49:06

One of the few benefits of being 56 is your spouse let's you buy a few toys every now and then so she can go off with her girlfriends in peace. Works well for both parties.

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 12:13:10

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe, posted by toph on July 12, 2008, at 10:40:03

> One of the few benefits of being 56 is your spouse let's you buy a few toys every now and then so she can go off with her girlfriends in peace. Works well for both parties.

Benefits of being single.
1. drinking straight out of the milk carton.
2. having raisin bran for dinner.
3. sleeping anywhere you want to in the bed..middle, left or right.
4. getting up at 4:00 a.m. to play music LOUD.
5. dating younger men and then discarding them by the roadside.....:-)

 

holy order of chihuahuas! this thread is gold = ) (nm) fayeroe

Posted by zenhussy on July 12, 2008, at 12:19:50

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 12:13:10

 

Mmmm raisin bran...makes lots of poo. Cow poo (nm) fayeroe

Posted by llurpsienoodle on July 12, 2008, at 13:40:12

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 12:13:10

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe

Posted by Phillipa on July 12, 2008, at 18:47:16

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 12:13:10

I did that when I was inbetween husbands and it was fun lifeguards, whoever. Phillipa

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe

Posted by toph on July 13, 2008, at 7:04:57

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 12:13:10


> Benefits of being single.
> 1. drinking straight out of the milk carton.
> 2. having raisin bran for dinner.
> 3. sleeping anywhere you want to in the bed..middle, left or right.
> 4. getting up at 4:00 a.m. to play music LOUD.
> 5. dating younger men and then discarding them by the roadside.....:-)
>
Benefits of being married
1. drinking.
2. needing raisin bran for dinner.
3. sleeping anywhere you want on the couch.
4. getting up a 4:00 am to turn the TV off.
5. remembering all those times you were dumped on the roadside.

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! toph

Posted by fayeroe on July 13, 2008, at 8:37:36

In reply to Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe, posted by toph on July 13, 2008, at 7:04:57

i am now picking myself up off floor and trying to restore order in my home. ( my *ss didn't even come off while i was rolling around.)

 

Re: i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! fayeroe

Posted by fayeroe on July 13, 2008, at 9:15:01

In reply to i worship at your feet, my dear God of R+R! (nm) toph, posted by fayeroe on July 12, 2008, at 8:49:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSb_3W4RCJo&feature=related


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