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Posted by S. Howard on November 10, 2000, at 17:42:45
Friends-
With a heavy heart, I've been witnessing what I feared to be the dissolution of Lumptonia. I was particularly upset that this event would occur before I had a chance to share my brilliant idea with ya'll.
With all due credit to its creators, I found the original success of Lumptonia to be truely inspiring; hence, the idea of Lump Baskets. While we are all familiar with gift baskets for holidays, birthdays, new babies, etc., I have yet to see a basket specially prepared for the "Lump of your Life". We could be talking some serious revenue, here. Of course, baskets and all items within should be capable of delivery directly to our couches. Here are some ideas for Lump Baskets:
-Nestles Quik with spoon, optional noseplugs
-Emergency hat and sunglasses, for that occasional dreaded sojourn outside into (shudder) sunlight
-Designer pill organizer
-Bunny slippers
-Gallon jar of those little candy hearts that say "I
Love You", "Be Mine", etc.
-A stick for reaching buttons on the computer, TV, etc.
(Many thanks to the Ambassador for that idea)
-Chocolate and caffeine in various forms
-VCR tape of Jerry Springer reruns (to assure the viewer that he or she is incredibly normal and sane compared to the show's participants)
-Crossword puzzles, coloring booksThe main problem, as I see it, is what to call the Lump Baskets. You can't call them Lump Baskets because
the reciever will be likely to say to the giver, no matter how good their intentions, "Are you calling me a
f****** Lump?!" I also envision no success with a card that says, "To My Bipolar Sweetheart" or "Hoping You Get Off Your Butt".
So here your Seer is stuck, mentally and physically. All this thinking has worn me to a frazzle, so any advice would be much appreciated.
-Gracie
Posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:48:22
In reply to Lump Baskets, posted by S. Howard on November 10, 2000, at 17:42:45
Dearest Gracie,
The demise of Lumptonia has been greatly exaggerated.... we're well and doing fine ... well, if we were really well, would we be in Lumptonia? As far as fine is concerned, THAT word is certainly open to interpretation. Doing... sheesh....that is a direct violation of Lumptonian protoccol. LET me make another attempt.
Lumptonians are lumping, staying WELL within the accepted choreographed steps and postures, in the approved attire, practicing our own salute, resting our heads on our sacred pillows and wrapped up in our bankies... whew....
Your LUMP BASKET idea is wonderful!!!!! Personally, I don't have any difficulty with the term Lump Basket.... After all, it was my WH who first coined the terms, and know he meant it in most loving fashion.
So, darling Seer, you have struck a masterful and mistressful idea!!!!
CPE Sterling
Posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:51:32
In reply to Lump Baskets, posted by S. Howard on November 10, 2000, at 17:42:45
Dearest Seer,
Now, get Thee back to Lumptonia..... we just recently had to track down the HavenMaster, running him to ground, so to speak, to keep him from escaping and returning him to his rightful place... not to mention earlier having to track down the Messiahian. WE are exhausted so, please come back now.... otherwise, we'll have to retrieve you as well.
CPE
Posted by Racer on November 10, 2000, at 19:38:12
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:51:32
By the way, I just had to send off another section of that document. This time I was so pissy I couldn't help myself, but I restricted myself to the real problem:
"The problem really lies in the content: What should be emphasized for your class. You can answer that better than I."
Not too bad, eh? If she had a brain, she'd understand it. In this case, though, I'm not sure what the result will be...
Posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 19:43:32
In reply to The Messiah Speaks {types?}, posted by Racer on November 10, 2000, at 19:38:12
LOL
Oh, dear Messiahian,
To avert a possible misunderstanding, I am presuming that this post really was supposed to go under the thread re: your job. LOL :)
BTW, I think you spoke volumes succinctly. Well done, dear.
CPE aka Coral
Posted by S. Howard on November 10, 2000, at 20:27:16
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:51:32
First, I would like to welcome Greg back to the fold. If such a hue and cry had been raised when I quit my last job, I would probably be working there now for free. Not!! Anyway, you get the idea - from our couches, from underneath our blankets, our chocolate-coated fingers extend in a V-for-victory sign. You have returned just in time for my clever idea to make us all wealthy.
I have grown more thoughtful while imbibing in the National Drink (after I finally got someone to remove the cork). Imagine yourself recieving the following Lump Basket:
-Gift certificate for free delivery pizza
-Back scratcher
-Ben & Jerrys coupons
-Caller ID, for those lagging lumps without (I would give up my refrigerator before Caller ID)
-Tarot cards or Rune stones, for those active times
-Flannel undies
-A little bell for ringing when you want stuff
-"Dry shampoo" hair spray
-Double-stuff Oreos (make SURE you got milk)A holiday gift basket for lumps with IRS (Irritating Relative Syndrome) should include a silver flask of the finest something (I suggest Tequila Rose or Jagermeister, well chilled), earphones, and maybe some voodoo dolls with pins.
Deluxe gift baskets for lumps with irritating young relatives will include a recording of Pat Boone singing Christmas songs. Lumps with irritating old relatives can get a recording of
the Best of AC/DC. Either way, you have your flask and earphones. If that still doesn't clear the house, I intend to perfect my recipe of "Mulled Depakote/Seroquel Wine for Company" in time for the holidays.
All my best - Gracie
Posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 20:59:27
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets, posted by S. Howard on November 10, 2000, at 20:27:16
Gracie,
Thanks for the warm welcome, I really appreciate it! Your Lump Basket idea is borderlining on sheer genious! Might it be possible for you to concoct a Zyprexa/Neurontin drink for me? My meds are the one thing that I will drag myself from the couch for. I envision one of those beer hats that you see at all the football games, a can on either side and the straw in the mouth. Then I never have to leave the couch....My company bought me a laptop thinking that it would make me more productive, little did they know... One thing you might consider adding to the basket is a lifetime membership to Webvan's home delivery service, the single greatest invention in Lumptonian history me thinks. Perhaps Shar should document this for historical purposes?
Oh well, I have to eat dinner now. Who can I get to chew my food for me?
Hugs by proxy,
Greg> First, I would like to welcome Greg back to the fold. If such a hue and cry had been raised when I quit my last job, I would probably be working there now for free. Not!! Anyway, you get the idea - from our couches, from underneath our blankets, our chocolate-coated fingers extend in a V-for-victory sign. You have returned just in time for my clever idea to make us all wealthy.
> I have grown more thoughtful while imbibing in the National Drink (after I finally got someone to remove the cork). Imagine yourself recieving the following Lump Basket:
> -Gift certificate for free delivery pizza
> -Back scratcher
> -Ben & Jerrys coupons
> -Caller ID, for those lagging lumps without (I would give up my refrigerator before Caller ID)
> -Tarot cards or Rune stones, for those active times
> -Flannel undies
> -A little bell for ringing when you want stuff
> -"Dry shampoo" hair spray
> -Double-stuff Oreos (make SURE you got milk)
>
> A holiday gift basket for lumps with IRS (Irritating Relative Syndrome) should include a silver flask of the finest something (I suggest Tequila Rose or Jagermeister, well chilled), earphones, and maybe some voodoo dolls with pins.
> Deluxe gift baskets for lumps with irritating young relatives will include a recording of Pat Boone singing Christmas songs. Lumps with irritating old relatives can get a recording of
> the Best of AC/DC. Either way, you have your flask and earphones. If that still doesn't clear the house, I intend to perfect my recipe of "Mulled Depakote/Seroquel Wine for Company" in time for the holidays.
> All my best - Gracie
Posted by noa on November 11, 2000, at 10:58:37
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets, posted by coral on November 10, 2000, at 18:48:22
Great idea, the Lump Gift Basket!
Today I am a Blob. Sweat pants, recycled socks, flannel shirt over wrinkled mock T, canvas tennies, 2nd day hair. Had to Blob if I want to commune with my lump friends, cuz my lumplair lacks internet connection.
Might I add to the lump basket the following items?
1. universal remote---tv, vcr, computer, cd, radio, etc.
2. one of those snatcher devices so you can pick things up that fall on the floor without actually having to bend or move.
3. a bunch of coiled tethers--attach to various things so if they fall, they arne't lost forever.
4. a telescope for spying on people on the outside without having to let on that anyone is actually home.
Posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:01:55
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets » S. Howard, posted by Greg on November 10, 2000, at 20:59:27
Greg--You can get your Basic Lump Basket that has a designer meds container so you don't have to leave the sofa for meds.
I think the hat with a straw idea is brilliant!
I have one suggestion in the case of Lumps with caller ID: you have to remember all those numbers! How can that possibly be done? I recommend what I use: a digital answering machine with no message. After two rings, it picks up and a mechanical voice says "Please record message" and most people hang up. Those who know me will start talking (Shar, I know you're there, pick up, this is Blank calling, don't pretend you're not home, I know you are on the sofa. Come on, off the sofa, up girl up, pick.....) then I pick up my cordless phone which I keep by the couch.
The only problem is the mess on the phone left from my sticky brown lips and sticky brown fingies.
Shar (HC Emesis and Citizen Rosebud)
> Gracie,
>
> Thanks for the warm welcome, I really appreciate it! Your Lump Basket idea is borderlining on sheer genious! Might it be possible for you to concoct a Zyprexa/Neurontin drink for me? My meds are the one thing that I will drag myself from the couch for. I envision one of those beer hats that you see at all the football games, a can on either side and the straw in the mouth. Then I never have to leave the couch....My company bought me a laptop thinking that it would make me more productive, little did they know... One thing you might consider adding to the basket is a lifetime membership to Webvan's home delivery service, the single greatest invention in Lumptonian history me thinks. Perhaps Shar should document this for historical purposes?
>
> Oh well, I have to eat dinner now. Who can I get to chew my food for me?
>
> Hugs by proxy,
> Greg
>
> > First, I would like to welcome Greg back to the fold. If such a hue and cry had been raised when I quit my last job, I would probably be working there now for free. Not!! Anyway, you get the idea - from our couches, from underneath our blankets, our chocolate-coated fingers extend in a V-for-victory sign. You have returned just in time for my clever idea to make us all wealthy.
> > I have grown more thoughtful while imbibing in the National Drink (after I finally got someone to remove the cork). Imagine yourself recieving the following Lump Basket:
> > -Gift certificate for free delivery pizza
> > -Back scratcher
> > -Ben & Jerrys coupons
> > -Caller ID, for those lagging lumps without (I would give up my refrigerator before Caller ID)
> > -Tarot cards or Rune stones, for those active times
> > -Flannel undies
> > -A little bell for ringing when you want stuff
> > -"Dry shampoo" hair spray
> > -Double-stuff Oreos (make SURE you got milk)
> >
> > A holiday gift basket for lumps with IRS (Irritating Relative Syndrome) should include a silver flask of the finest something (I suggest Tequila Rose or Jagermeister, well chilled), earphones, and maybe some voodoo dolls with pins.
> > Deluxe gift baskets for lumps with irritating young relatives will include a recording of Pat Boone singing Christmas songs. Lumps with irritating old relatives can get a recording of
> > the Best of AC/DC. Either way, you have your flask and earphones. If that still doesn't clear the house, I intend to perfect my recipe of "Mulled Depakote/Seroquel Wine for Company" in time for the holidays.
> > All my best - Gracie
Posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:35:45
In reply to Re: Lump Baskets, posted by shar on November 12, 2000, at 11:01:55
Dear Gracie,
May I order custom baskets that are specially for Lumptonians with IRS? My SFH (Sister From Hell) envisions herself as one of Santa's Little Helpers with a heavy dose of malevolence. Any suggestions?
CPE
Posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 16:09:19
In reply to Re: Lump Basket Orders, posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 12:35:45
> Dear Gracie,
>
> May I order custom baskets that are specially for Lumptonians with IRS? My SFH (Sister From Hell) envisions herself as one of Santa's Little Helpers with a heavy dose of malevolence. Any suggestions?
>
> CPE
****************************Dearest Coral,
Ahhh, the sister from Hell. Maybe she knows my mother and stepmother? They are also from Hell. Dad sure could pick em.
The following items are all available for the poor Lump who suffers from IRS this time of year:-Special mulled wine mix. You simply heat this up with the wine of your choice and whatever you happen to keep on hand in your kitchen pantry, like Benadryl or Qualuudes. You can serve this to your guests or save it for yourself - either way, it should cut down on the irritation factor immensely.
-For those with extremely irritating relatives, the "mainline" hat with a straw for a continuous supply of the special mulled wine mix or drink of your choice.
-A candycane-striped stick for fending off relatives who want to kiss or pinch your cheeks or even worse, foolishly think you are obliged to share your chocolate-covered cherries. Huh.
-Packets of cat-hair or pollen to spread around the house for those relatives with allergies.
-Earphones to muffle singing (in case anyone is still capable after drinking the special mulled wine).
-Voodoo dolls with pins or tiny stakes of holly
(specify number).That's it so far. Ideas always welcome.
SGH - I mean, Gracie
Posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 20:15:33
In reply to Re: Lump Basket Orders, posted by S. Howard on November 12, 2000, at 16:09:19
My Dearest Gracie,
You're far too kind and benign.... I was thinking more along the lines of fruit cakes with rocks in them . . . Although the voodoo dolls are a nice touch ---- tried them last year, but couldn't find the eye of newt for the pin dippings...
CPE
Posted by Racer on November 13, 2000, at 13:11:50
In reply to Re: Lump Basket Orders, posted by coral on November 12, 2000, at 20:15:33
There's only one problem I can see so far: WebVan requires versions of browsers that are not available for Linux/UNIX users.
Other than that, fruitcake doesn't require rocks. (My fruitcake theory: we all know someone who has eaten fruitcake fairly regularly, right? That's because it's not really only one fruitcake making the rounds! There are three fruitcakes made each year. They join the dozen or so which travel the world, bringing happiness to all. Each year, those strange creatures who believe fruitcake to be edible eat three older fruitcakes. Therefore, the dozen fruitcakes in circulation are all relatively fresh. Be careful though: you never know when it's your turn to be eaten!)
OK. That said, how about:
adding a cat to the basket, for those of us who want one. It should be a ragdoll cat, too lethargic to move much beyond purring.
a laptop computer so that we don't have to get off the sofa to commune with our compatriots.
a hot water bottle or other heating device for our footses
pajamas with feet!!! (I want some NOW)
Nubile young slaves to do our biddings -- they don't even have to be formatted!
I've got my own sex god, so that wouldn't help me, but some might like one included...
And for those of us who don't crave chocolate covered cherries, how about something else -- butterfingers, maybe? MozartKugeln?
And hairbands! We need hairbands! Keep that hair out of our eyes, without having to brush it!When can that basket be delivered? I'll be here all day. On the other hand, I may shower later today. (I'm working, after all, and this nightgown isn't the most professional I own. It's plaid, a hand-me-down from my mother.)
(Philosophical question: why is it that the clothes my mother passes on to me are hand-me-downs, while those of mine which end up in her closet are hand-me-UPs??)
Posted by caroline h. on November 13, 2000, at 14:59:51
In reply to Re: Lump Basket Orders, posted by Racer on November 13, 2000, at 13:11:50
> There's only one problem I can see so far: WebVan requires versions of browsers that are not available for Linux/UNIX users.
>
> Other than that, fruitcake doesn't require rocks. (My fruitcake theory: we all know someone who has eaten fruitcake fairly regularly, right? That's because it's not really only one fruitcake making the rounds! There are three fruitcakes made each year. They join the dozen or so which travel the world, bringing happiness to all. Each year, those strange creatures who believe fruitcake to be edible eat three older fruitcakes. Therefore, the dozen fruitcakes in circulation are all relatively fresh. Be careful though: you never know when it's your turn to be eaten!)
>
> OK. That said, how about:
>
> adding a cat to the basket, for those of us who want one. It should be a ragdoll cat, too lethargic to move much beyond purring.
> a laptop computer so that we don't have to get off the sofa to commune with our compatriots.
> a hot water bottle or other heating device for our footses
> pajamas with feet!!! (I want some NOW)
> Nubile young slaves to do our biddings -- they don't even have to be formatted!
> I've got my own sex god, so that wouldn't help me, but some might like one included...
> And for those of us who don't crave chocolate covered cherries, how about something else -- butterfingers, maybe? MozartKugeln?
> And hairbands! We need hairbands! Keep that hair out of our eyes, without having to brush it!
>
> When can that basket be delivered? I'll be here all day. On the other hand, I may shower later today. (I'm working, after all, and this nightgown isn't the most professional I own. It's plaid, a hand-me-down from my mother.)
>
> (Philosophical question: why is it that the clothes my mother passes on to me are hand-me-downs, while those of mine which end up in her closet are hand-me-UPs??)
okay, guys---Who among us is willing to go on Oprah to promote lump basket orders and the lumptonian cause? rest (no pun intended) assured that NO ONE will be required to rise from his/her couch, fly to chicago, etc. oprah's staff will film all guests "at home" --only thing is, any guest must have sufficient aisle space for oprah staff to come in door, and a little space in which to film
would be nice. that leaves me out. maybe we can get dr. bob to be on show cuz he's already in chicago --sort of explain the thing, and hand out the seroquel/depakote mulled wine to the studio audience? (no professional slander/libel/alleged malpractice intended, dr. bob - the ama etc. will close its eyes in view of the necessity of supporting the lumpland cause. an oprah freak i know told me that when martha stewart was on the show last week that she didn't mention anything about decorating your prison cell with "special for x-mas" meth recipes? there is a such thing as equal time, you know.
any volunteers???caroline h.
Posted by coral on November 13, 2000, at 15:28:43
In reply to Re:Who wants to go on Oprah to promote lump...??!!, posted by caroline h. on November 13, 2000, at 14:59:51
Smashing idea!!! I'll even go to Chicago!!!!
CPE
Posted by Racer on November 13, 2000, at 15:59:24
In reply to Re:Who wants to go on Oprah to promote lump...??!!, posted by caroline h. on November 13, 2000, at 14:59:51
You're a very sick woman!
I like that in you!
What a wonderful idea, to go on Oprah...
I think, though, that we should solve the housecleaning problem by having our sofas shipped to Chicago, with us on them. We could emulate the rich of the last century, and insist on private train cars! The sofa, the remote, room service, a television, and a laptop. OH!! And Butterfingers.
Yeah, if Oprah will go for it, and supply the sofa movers (I vote for really hunky deaf-mutes: I don't want to talk to them, and certainly don't want to listen to them. Eye candy, anyone?)
BTW, I'm not planning to visit BDay in HypomanicLand, but it does sound like a nice place...
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 10:07:11
In reply to Re: Lump Basket Orders, posted by Racer on November 13, 2000, at 13:11:50
Your additions to the honorable basket are most excellent, Messighaness. I do believe having the choices are good, ie, I may not want the cat, but the nubile young slave/surrogate sex god really works for me!! And the hairbands!
Former Herstorical Curator now Citizen Shar (but you can call me Rosebud)
> There's only one problem I can see so far: WebVan requires versions of browsers that are not available for Linux/UNIX users.
>
> Other than that, fruitcake doesn't require rocks. (My fruitcake theory: we all know someone who has eaten fruitcake fairly regularly, right? That's because it's not really only one fruitcake making the rounds! There are three fruitcakes made each year. They join the dozen or so which travel the world, bringing happiness to all. Each year, those strange creatures who believe fruitcake to be edible eat three older fruitcakes. Therefore, the dozen fruitcakes in circulation are all relatively fresh. Be careful though: you never know when it's your turn to be eaten!)
>
> OK. That said, how about:
>
> adding a cat to the basket, for those of us who want one. It should be a ragdoll cat, too lethargic to move much beyond purring.
> a laptop computer so that we don't have to get off the sofa to commune with our compatriots.
> a hot water bottle or other heating device for our footses
> pajamas with feet!!! (I want some NOW)
> Nubile young slaves to do our biddings -- they don't even have to be formatted!
> I've got my own sex god, so that wouldn't help me, but some might like one included...
> And for those of us who don't crave chocolate covered cherries, how about something else -- butterfingers, maybe? MozartKugeln?
> And hairbands! We need hairbands! Keep that hair out of our eyes, without having to brush it!
>
> When can that basket be delivered? I'll be here all day. On the other hand, I may shower later today. (I'm working, after all, and this nightgown isn't the most professional I own. It's plaid, a hand-me-down from my mother.)
>
> (Philosophical question: why is it that the clothes my mother passes on to me are hand-me-downs, while those of mine which end up in her closet are hand-me-UPs??)
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 10:32:43
In reply to Re:Who wants to go on Oprah to promote lump...??!!, posted by coral on November 13, 2000, at 15:28:43
> Smashing idea!!! I'll even go to Chicago!!!!
>
> CPE
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 10:38:22
In reply to Re:Who wants to go on Oprah to promote lump...??!! » caroline h., posted by Racer on November 13, 2000, at 15:59:24
Too bad we can't fit eye-candy into the baskets. I'm headed for the Royal dog-house right now, without even being ordered to, after that remark! I will kick the Lambrassador out if need be.
Former HC now CS (but you can call me Rosebud)
> You're a very sick woman!
>
> I like that in you!
>
> What a wonderful idea, to go on Oprah...
>
> I think, though, that we should solve the housecleaning problem by having our sofas shipped to Chicago, with us on them. We could emulate the rich of the last century, and insist on private train cars! The sofa, the remote, room service, a television, and a laptop. OH!! And Butterfingers.
>
> Yeah, if Oprah will go for it, and supply the sofa movers (I vote for really hunky deaf-mutes: I don't want to talk to them, and certainly don't want to listen to them. Eye candy, anyone?)
>
> BTW, I'm not planning to visit BDay in HypomanicLand, but it does sound like a nice place...
Posted by caroline h. on November 14, 2000, at 12:35:25
In reply to Re:Who wants to go on Oprah to promote lump...??!! » Racer, posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 10:38:22
> Too bad we can't fit eye-candy into the baskets. I'm headed for the Royal dog-house right now, without even being ordered to, after that remark! I will kick the Lambrassador out if need be.
>
> Former HC now CS (but you can call me Rosebud)
>
>
> > You're a very sick woman!
> >
> > I like that in you!
> >
> > What a wonderful idea, to go on Oprah...
> >
> > I think, though, that we should solve the housecleaning problem by having our sofas shipped to Chicago, with us on them. We could emulate the rich of the last century, and insist on private train cars! The sofa, the remote, room service, a television, and a laptop. OH!! And Butterfingers.
> >
> > Yeah, if Oprah will go for it, and supply the sofa movers (I vote for really hunky deaf-mutes: I don't want to talk to them, and certainly don't want to listen to them. Eye candy, anyone?)
> >
> > BTW, I'm not planning to visit BDay in HypomanicLand, but it does sound like a nice place...Florida, here we come!!!!Racer, I know you're pretty far down in the dumps right now, but do you think you could come out of the hole long enuf to sneak your name into the Florida ballots with millions of "yes" votes next to it????
I think Racer would make a fine President because a couple of weeks ago I must admit I was having second thoughts about returning to this board because it was getting me so depressed. Now I know all of our tragedies and moods and self-hate are very real to us (especially mine to me) but this board was getting so heavy and black that it could have been the witch's costume on Halloween - if anyone could wear it!
I want to applaud Racer for her true leadership in showing us that the expression of abject depression does not have to be morose - her leadership in showing us the lighter side of misery is outstanding and deserves national support!!!!
Soon this group will be writing a sit-com that will even top Seinfeld in the ratings!!!
Now, I have to go take a shower and go to therapy--my p-doc whips me if i'm late and i've been so good lately. later, i hope to have something to try to help lift my candidate out of her depression!!!
Florida, forget Gore, Bush!!! Go for Racer!!!The rest of the country will follow!!!
Caroline h.
Posted by coral on November 14, 2000, at 14:44:48
In reply to Who needs Gore, Bush??!! Racer for President!!!!, posted by caroline h. on November 14, 2000, at 12:35:25
> > Too bad we can't fit eye-candy into the baskets. I'm headed for the Royal dog-house right now, without even being ordered to, after that remark! I will kick the Lambrassador out if need be.
> >
> > Former HC now CS (but you can call me Rosebud)
> >
> >
> > > You're a very sick woman!
> > >
> > > I like that in you!
> > >
> > > What a wonderful idea, to go on Oprah...
> > >
> > > I think, though, that we should solve the housecleaning problem by having our sofas shipped to Chicago, with us on them. We could emulate the rich of the last century, and insist on private train cars! The sofa, the remote, room service, a television, and a laptop. OH!! And Butterfingers.
> > >
> > > Yeah, if Oprah will go for it, and supply the sofa movers (I vote for really hunky deaf-mutes: I don't want to talk to them, and certainly don't want to listen to them. Eye candy, anyone?)
> > >
> > > BTW, I'm not planning to visit BDay in HypomanicLand, but it does sound like a nice place...
>
> Florida, here we come!!!!Racer, I know you're pretty far down in the dumps right now, but do you think you could come out of the hole long enuf to sneak your name into the Florida ballots with millions of "yes" votes next to it????
>
> I think Racer would make a fine President because a couple of weeks ago I must admit I was having second thoughts about returning to this board because it was getting me so depressed. Now I know all of our tragedies and moods and self-hate are very real to us (especially mine to me) but this board was getting so heavy and black that it could have been the witch's costume on Halloween - if anyone could wear it!
>
> I want to applaud Racer for her true leadership in showing us that the expression of abject depression does not have to be morose - her leadership in showing us the lighter side of misery is outstanding and deserves national support!!!!
>
> Soon this group will be writing a sit-com that will even top Seinfeld in the ratings!!!
>
> Now, I have to go take a shower and go to therapy--my p-doc whips me if i'm late and i've been so good lately. later, i hope to have something to try to help lift my candidate out of her depression!!!
>
> Florida, forget Gore, Bush!!! Go for Racer!!!The rest of the country will follow!!!
>
> Caroline h.
Posted by coral on November 14, 2000, at 14:58:46
In reply to Methinks the CPE is getting better ! (np), posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 10:32:43
Dear Rosebud,
Yes, I am getting better!!! But, of course, it's 3:50pm and I'm seeing my therapist at 4:40pm. So, in less than an hour, I get to walk into his office and dump everything on his floor, desk, chair, where ever, but he has this extremely annoying habit of reminding me that it's my stuff. He doesn't quite get it yet. I give it to him and he's supposed to make it go away. He thinks we're playing tag.
I told him of Lumptonia and his eyes twinkled and he heartily laughed, saying he was most impressed by all of our creativity. As well he should be!CPE
Posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 20:30:51
In reply to Re: Methinks the CPE is getting better ! (yes), posted by coral on November 14, 2000, at 14:58:46
CPE,
I told my therapist also about Lumptonia, and she thought it was wonderful and fun, and we talked about how I did not have to feel guilty about doing something that was fun. Whew! Because I was feeling guilty, like I 'shouldn't ' be doing this "non-productive" thing.My Italian heritage--my mom's family is very superstitious about feeling too good because that will bring unhappiness or trouble.
Rosebud
> Dear Rosebud,
>
> Yes, I am getting better!!! But, of course, it's 3:50pm and I'm seeing my therapist at 4:40pm. So, in less than an hour, I get to walk into his office and dump everything on his floor, desk, chair, where ever, but he has this extremely annoying habit of reminding me that it's my stuff. He doesn't quite get it yet. I give it to him and he's supposed to make it go away. He thinks we're playing tag.
> I told him of Lumptonia and his eyes twinkled and he heartily laughed, saying he was most impressed by all of our creativity. As well he should be!
>
> CPE
Posted by coral on November 15, 2000, at 12:14:12
In reply to Re: Methinks the CPE is getting better ! (yes) » coral, posted by shar on November 14, 2000, at 20:30:51
Dear Rosebud,
I had no idea Italians held such beliefs! Talk about both genetic and environmental factors -- sheesh.
Personally, I prefer the Gypsy proverb: Don't hunt for trouble. It'll find you soon enough!
However, my therapist told me yesterday that I am slightly neurotic which (as my preliminary research has indicated) that by "allowing" myself to feel good, it's a breach of the internal script, and there's a price that I'll make myself pay. ::::Oh, God, I had a good time ---- whaps self in head::::
Maybe I am Italian???
Isn't it enough to be fighting cellar demons?
CPE
Posted by Noa on November 16, 2000, at 17:24:02
In reply to Re: Italian, posted by coral on November 15, 2000, at 12:14:12
Ah, guilt. The neurotic's faithful companion. And, I guess it is true that certain ethnic groups and religious backgrounds are particularly good at strengthening this lovely relationship between feeling good and feeling guilty. But, tis not the province of Italy alone!
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