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Posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
"Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage." God
"Come over some time. Bring the kids." God
"Don't make me come down there." God
Posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:35:17
In reply to Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage-God, posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28
Posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:42:45
In reply to Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage-God, posted by coral on June 16, 2002, at 11:06:28
God has to hug his children.
Posted by maribeth on June 17, 2002, at 9:38:35
In reply to Our arms are the only ones ....., posted by Phil on June 16, 2002, at 11:42:45
I wish all of you could know my great healer!!
You see we live in a fallen world, God put man on this earth to live in harmony with Him -- but man messed it up and that is why those "bad things happen, not because God caused them. Man does --humankind. But then you see after a time He gave us a second chance -- He sent His son to die for you and me. And of we admit our fallenness, our sin,and ask forgivness of both God and other people, we have that chance to be healed and to live with Him for eternity.. How do I know? He healed me of my addiction and mental illness when no doctor could. He does do it I KNOW !!
Posted by beardedlady on June 17, 2002, at 12:35:18
In reply to Re: Our arms are the only ones ....., posted by maribeth on June 17, 2002, at 9:38:35
Hey, that's great for you! Did you have a church sign to add to this thread?
beardy : )>
Posted by homewood on June 18, 2002, at 6:37:08
In reply to Re: Church Signs » maribeth, posted by beardedlady on June 17, 2002, at 12:35:18
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:54:43
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:55:19
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:55:52
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:56:54
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:57:31
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:58:11
In reply to This church is prayer conditioned., posted by beardedlady on June 13, 2002, at 15:10:48
Posted by beardedlady on June 18, 2002, at 17:20:02
In reply to Too Long for Subject Line, posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:56:54
Grandmotherhood must suit you.
beardy : )>
Posted by Phil on June 18, 2002, at 18:03:29
In reply to Yours are the best! » kiddo, posted by beardedlady on June 18, 2002, at 17:20:02
Posted by omega man on June 18, 2002, at 18:04:42
In reply to Too Long for Subject Line, posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 16:56:54
>Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies."
thats the essence of opposites..were you able to figure it out yourself ?
Posted by Greg on June 18, 2002, at 21:07:42
In reply to Re: Too Long for Subject Line » kiddo, posted by omega man on June 18, 2002, at 18:04:42
"If you don't believe in God, when it comes your time to leave this Earth, you'd better hope you were right"
Posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 22:38:11
In reply to Re: Too Long for Subject Line » kiddo, posted by omega man on June 18, 2002, at 18:04:42
I think the topic is "clever Church signs" or something to that effect, not elementary math. But thanks for your concern just the same :-)
Kiddo
Posted by omega man on June 19, 2002, at 0:26:15
In reply to Your sarcasm is unbecoming on this board :-) » omega man, posted by kiddo on June 18, 2002, at 22:38:11
hey no kidding that little nugget took me three years to figure..it ties in with brain neuron structure..and fractals..and electromagnetic pole pulling...and left/right wing views..biochemical structures produced by testosterone/estrogen..
And the devil..I had better watch what I say..I neraly got some black eyes for getting a few devils in the light who did'nt want to be there...
Is the devil in the left side..in the detail..the pulling never letting go ?
That little nugget has the essence of everything...it took me three years to figure that nerual structure subdivides itself on the left side by pure subtractive division (sometimes dynamic) and multiplative adding on the right..hence see the brain as a tree uprooted..the trunk is the corpus rosen bridge..the roots keep subdividing like the left and multiplying to spaces on the right...
But the devil...the devil is in lots of subdivided places..and when I start to point out that 50% of the population may be wired up to "think" like a devil..and a further subset to feel like a horny one making 25% of the populous think and feel like a devil...then take the 1% of that who will become psychotic and there is the number...
0.25% of the worlds populations are devils..subdividing and pulling like maniacs..never letting go..and taking all you've got including your life if they have to.
Posted by omega man on June 19, 2002, at 0:35:57
In reply to Re: On a bumper sticker, posted by Greg on June 18, 2002, at 21:07:42
I go through periods of religous blindness..where the science has to provide the truth ...but I did all that yesterday on PSocial thinking the elephant lobe ranter wanted the science proof of the spirit..and so just figured it all out again...
so far all I can see is that our brain state gets ripped apart into solid quantum shadows..by the decoherance of the body death...and I would say that the sudden the death..the solid the spook is..meaning if you really want to stick round in that state without rising to the light ...where the F*(k is that ? then thats how to do it...
sudden death creates the hell..so don't piss people off..I know that ...no need for relgion I was brought up science..science..
Thanks Einstein..he truly was a prophet..and he did'nt even know...
Posted by tabitha on June 19, 2002, at 5:03:11
In reply to Re: On a bumper sticker, posted by Greg on June 18, 2002, at 21:07:42
Posted by kiddo on June 19, 2002, at 5:18:08
In reply to Re: I was being serious !! » kiddo, posted by omega man on June 19, 2002, at 0:26:15
I'm truly sorry Omega Man, I had no clue that was an honest question. But since you asked, I'll answer now in brief, and elaborate later on today sometime. (no sleep yet)
I hadn't really thought about it until now, but I guess it makes sense....maybe I should extend my 'vacation' from the boards, since I still seem to be taking everything so offensive.
Again, I'm truly sorry, please forgive me
Kiddo
Posted by beardedlady on June 19, 2002, at 5:57:37
In reply to bumper sticker: Jesus is Coming--Look Busy! (nm), posted by tabitha on June 19, 2002, at 5:03:11
Posted by omega man on June 19, 2002, at 22:36:37
In reply to Please accept my most humble apology » omega man, posted by kiddo on June 19, 2002, at 5:18:08
Posted by Shar on June 20, 2002, at 23:39:18
In reply to Re: Jesus is Coming--And Boy is He Pissed! (nm), posted by beardedlady on June 19, 2002, at 5:57:37
This was sent to me by my lay minister friend. S
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old way.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether or not your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved- you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb and five men will review the church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Posted by maribeth on June 23, 2002, at 15:03:21
In reply to How many Christians does it take....., posted by Shar on June 20, 2002, at 23:39:18
My Boss is a Jewish carpenter.
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