Posted by daveuk08 on August 26, 2008, at 15:05:16
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors.Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of
them actually joined in.One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door
opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he
shouted
in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled
out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and
shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
and held it
up to him.
Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel
neared the
final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in
his hand."Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn
Breathalyzer Test again.!!!>HAHAHAHA
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