Posted by karen_kay on January 23, 2008, at 10:42:18
In reply to Re: about mister kk..., posted by Toph on January 23, 2008, at 9:14:51
hey you! i was just talking to mister kk last night about the 'dirt' on his upper lip :)
about hair in the sink: as long asyou clean it up afterwards, i don't have a problem with it. actually, one of the first times i met mister kk, i noticed he wiped my bathroom sink, after he was done washing his hands. i asked him right there 'will you marry me?' of course, he said no, and i went on sleepign with various men and proposing liek there's no tomorrow. no one took me up on my offer, until he finaly decided he would indeed make me his wife. (now, just because i'm married, doesn't mean i can't get moustache rides from strangers does it? now, that's a deal breaker right there!)
i forgot the point of my post. i don't really think there was a point to begin with anyway. jst wanted you to know, that hair in the sink is no problemo!, jsut as ong as you clean up your hairy mess afterwards. you do clean, don't you?
i'm looking for a man who will cook me dinner, bathe the duckie, rub lotion on me (hey, i'm serious there!), make money, but not actually leave the house or work, and tell me every second of every day how very talented, gorgeous, perfect (oh, i' sure you know the rest..) i am. are you willign to do these things? and pay the bills?
about utah: what, they have laws against liquor? we must look elsewhere then. i do believe in kentucky you can marry anyone you wish. perhaps we should check into that state? and i've always had a fondness for montana. actually, more like a strange obsession really. i do't really believe tht state exists anyway. have you ever met anyone from montana? seriously, i never have and i've never heard of anyone who used to live there.
so, this is how it will go. you will have to fight mister kk to win my heart (among other things). i mist warn you, i do believe he is seriously in love with me, so this fight could get nasty. and i don't believe he fights fair either, so you might want to wear a cup or some sort of protection (then again, i'm not interested in havign anymore children anyway, so maybe you should jsut gorget the cup adn let him sterilize you with a punch to the crotch? hey, it's cheaper than going to the doctor and habving them do whatever in the world they do to make you not able to have children anymore! soething to think about dear!). so, back to this fight. he's only about 6 6, so you shoudl be able to take him. that moustache gives you super powers anyway, right? and you might want to bring a baseball bat, or some other sort of weapon. just a head's up!
ok, so when are you going ot show up? i want to make sure i look good for this event. i've jsut unpacked all my 'fancy lingere', so i'll be sure to wear something jsut for this!
oh, and he might take out his aggression for his 'team' blowing it, on you! beware of football rage coming your way!
lemme know dear,