Posted by karen_kay on January 4, 2008, at 20:42:57
In reply to yes, » karen_kay, posted by Toph on January 4, 2008, at 15:44:56
here, i had my hopes up. i saw the 'yes' answer and automatically assumed you meant yes to the marriage proposal.
in my head, i began seeing visions of our romance, wedding, and yes, even honeymoon. i saw the beach, somewhere i've never seen. i saw you, lifting weights to keep up your very muscular physic. you looked my way, i winked, and we couldn't wait to jump into bed.
snap back to reality!!! i then opened your post, and realized that you were only agreeing with me in stating i'm, in fact, not cheap. my heart started pounding, while tears welled up in my eyes. your 'yes', which brought on the mental images of a beautiful honeymoon, breakfast in bed, and even sexy underpants (i've seen pictures of you in them before dear. they don't call me a stalker for nothin hun!), was merely an agreement with my statement.
imagine the horror, the betrayal, the heart-wrenching agony i felt when seeing you never did answer my question, and rather tricked me into thinking you'd said "yes" to my wonderful (and quite perfect, i might add) proposal. the sheer trickery!
so, i suppose i can find it in my heart, though i fear it's pumping twice as fast as normal, and will continue to do so for quite a while, to forgive you.
so, how's about we get married, eh?