Posted by karen_kay on August 9, 2007, at 12:12:32
In reply to I am having a dog, posted by ClearSkies on August 8, 2007, at 21:14:30
i can't spell having correctly
i have precisely 115 messages in my inbox (don't ask, i've already posted about it).
i had company who grunts about everything from the television being on, to star*ucks, to walmart, she tells my child 'no' (my job, not hers, she has reproductive organs, she can have her own to yell at, thank you), yet she doesn't dare say a word.
i went off on my mother yesterday, complete freak out, hung up, quickly called her back. she hadn't realized i hung up on her and i politely asked her what i could do to make her life better. it worked. i didn't get the 'you're dead to me' quote. that stinks to recover from (yes, i've heard it before and laughed, as i thought it was a joke. realizing it wasn't a joke, i had to kiss her *ss for months to get back in her graces.)
the van won't start. we think it's been running on no oil (thanks silly sister who never checks gauges) for a while now, as the dipstick (not silly sister, but oil stick) reads 'idiot' and van laughs when we try to start it. the mirror hanging off is least of worries.
oh, did i mention my mother's on her way here and i'm out of grass to smoke?
i might be having a dinosaur rather than a dog.
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