Posted by javableue on May 31, 2006, at 10:32:54
In reply to Some fav Simpson's quotes - feel free to add to, posted by TexasChic on May 30, 2006, at 20:48:56
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
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