Posted by Minnie-Haha on May 28, 2005, at 11:23:19
In reply to Kinda Cute Pet Humor - Dogs, posted by TamaraJ on May 27, 2005, at 19:25:17
> Dog Property Rules
>
> 1. If I like it, it's mine.
> 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
> 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
> 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
> 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
> 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
> 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
> 8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
> 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
> 10. If its broken, it's yours.This is gross, but it sure applies to MY dogs:
If it's in the litter box, it's mine.
Eeew!
poster:Minnie-Haha
thread:503877
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