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BUT WAIT!!! oh yes, there's more complaining.. » karen_kay

Posted by karen_kay on May 3, 2004, at 8:26:18

In reply to another feable plea by clea, molly, courtney, mela, posted by karen_kay on May 3, 2004, at 8:02:01

and spoc. yes, someone has played that mean trick on me before. my old man. and i didn't meet him until i was 19. then i played it on my lovely sister, who is a year and a half older than i. so, do you really feel so bad now? and he got that quarter pretty dirty with that stupid pencil, and i, like a dummey rubbed it against my nose. but, i don't recall if it was a coordination test or not. i did find out relatively fast though. my poor sister, on the other hand, did not. and i laughed, because if i fell for it, at least i had the pleasure of viewing someone else fall for it far worse than i.

so spoc, does that make you feel better? it should. i had forgotten about the whole thing until you brought it up. it didn't leave nearly the impression on me that it did you. however, i'm also known for making a jerk out of myself, so things like that don't usually phase me. (of course, not to say that you made a jerk out of yourself. honest mistake.)

but spoc, i think we can make it work. i can fight the gnomes. i have superpowers. i have a recipe for gnome pate which is superb. i can even see them. i'm like snow white in a way. furry creatures tend to flock to me. then, when they least expect it, i catch them and cook their livers, with a hint of garlic. it's a wonderful recipe. but, i must warn you, they have sharp teeth. i don't know why i bother telling you, as they won't come to play with you, only me. so, i can take care of your gnome problem.

so, in this brief (ok, maybe not so brief, but it started that way) attempt to recapture your attention (is it working? am i failing? are you listening?) i've offered suggestions, i've pleaded my point, and i've even been honest about my little infection (btw, a brief visit to the doctor and antibiotics should clear that right up!). isn't that enough? i'm attempting to recall all the things i've learned in therapy, yet reverting back to my old ways. guilt trips. hasseling. stalking even. what else can i do? isnt there so much more for us to discuss? i've yet to tell you about the cowboy style jumping trains while under the intoxication of drugs. i've not even mentioned my encounter with the meth lab upstairs. and aren't you at least curious to know about my affair with mr bob? i suppose all those stories will have to wait for another day, or another play mate.

i can't wait to see spoc again. so i can try to hold her attention for yet another 48 hours, when she'll blow through, tell her fascinating stories and break my heart.... boo hoo... kid? are you around?


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