Posted by karen_kay on May 3, 2004, at 8:02:01
In reply to Re: Impassioned plea from a red eyed mushroom, posted by spoc on May 3, 2004, at 3:25:24
nie (and bob, that line is too short! how many times must i say it? you can't even get a complete sentence in before it cuts you off, much like my old man when i try to argue. good grief, already i dislike him this morning and i haven't even seen him. oh dear, my breathing is picking up, the coffee table is across the room, i'm stepping away from the computer....)
ok, i feel better, i just threw it at his picture this time, since he's gone for work.
cankles-unfrickenbelievable!! i was just explaining this phenomenon to a friend the other day. not that i have them of course, but i do know someone. and when i need a cheap laugh, i simply ask her to pull up her pants' leg and allow me to have a look. she used to be shy about it, but no longer. when she needs a cheap laugh, i show her my breasts. funny how things work out for the better, isn't it?
spoc, we could make a great team. you could work all the time. i could spend your money. that's precisely what i'm looking for. i don't mind that you don't sleep, why should it bother you? we could always solve such problems. there are ways of wearing one's body out, you know. and by that i meant with alcohol or sleeping pills of course. just what were you thinking dear? and is there really anything wrong with being online most of the day? i hardely doubt it. robots seem to be much better to converse with than people. they don't back-talk, they aren't demanding, they don't eat, and they don't steal your cigarettes in the middle of the night. medication, yes they eat that, but never smokes. and i can live without medication but never without my trusty friend joe camel.
now, i'm not one to throw compliments around very easily, so i won't in this case. and i wouldn't be able to forgive myself if i stopped you from going to that shiny, bright city just outside your door so that others could meet a person like you spoc. but, i'm selfish too. and i won't have it. i realize your mental health may be suffering from being here, but think of mine in this case. and we all know i'm what's important here. if you were to leave (say even for a day) wouldn't that simply leave me open and vulnerable to run to the words of another poster (kid for instance). and you know he's waiting for that opportunity. and i'd run away to montana to live with kid, become a stepford wife, have 2.3 children, and be deliriously happy. is that really what you want for me? i have a feeling you and me could be completely miserable together. and misery is what i adore. are you really any different? (and why do i keep talking about robots? i know i'm scared of them. sheesh. now i'm thinking of becoming one. i must be having hesitations about something. or PERHAPS it's the rejection letter after rejection letter i keep receiving. and you're worried about your mental health? what about me? huh? well? do you even have an answer?)
ok spoc, i think i've got my complaining out. if you think it's best for your health to log off and go play with real friends, then do so. i understand. i won't hold you back. no, really, i'm not playing sappy. i guess you know what's best for you. even though real friends aren't as fun as robots. i'll remember the good times, even if they only lasted a brief 48 hours. and i'll never really find another gal like you, though i'll constantly search. and all my prospective lovers will wonder "just who is spoc? with the pointy ears? is she taking her meds?" see, i told you no one would understand. so, just go. leave. go ahead. it doesn't hurt my feelings. not one bit. oh doll, do you need some sunchips for the road? i'll give you some harvest cheddar. (did that bring you back :( did it? are you back yet? darn it. well then, just one more thing. i think i gave you an std. ha! who got the last laugh?
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thread:340747
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