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pretend i'm kid.... (thanks jai for the tip) » karen_kay

Posted by karen_kay on April 5, 2004, at 18:34:54

In reply to back to calculator watches, posted by karen_kay on April 5, 2004, at 14:39:31

ok, since kid is too sweet to poke fun at kk, kk will have to poke fun at herself and pretend to be kid for the time being...(and jai, thanks for the tip on pretending to be someone you aren't. perhaps next i'll pretend to be dr. bob??? this could get fun, especially if i'm feeling catty!!)

ok, kk (say that really fast, it's a tongue twister) you had to blow that smoke out your mouth, didn't you? i tell you a secret and you gossip. well, so what if wearing a (GASP) calculator watch isn't *hip* or *cooo-ool* or whatever you kids are calling it these days. i'm not rain man you know. i can't multiply large sums in my head. and it sure comes in handy when i am out estimating the correct carat size of diamonds (200 mgs = 1 carat, FYI), none of which will be thrown your way, i might add. miss honey, are you interested?

and speaking of faux paus, aren't you clumsy? and i do believe that you wear extremely high heels even though you are rather tall. isn't that considered a "fashion blunder?" hmmmm, last time i watched entertainment tonight, i saw that wearing high heels with extreme height is considered a "Do Not Do" on the top ten list of things to be outlawed in fashion. so, who's really the fashion blunder outlaw here kk?

and another thing.... didn't i read that you don't brush your hair? hmmmm.... while the "bed head" look can drive some men mad, the "scraggley" look is best left where it belongs, on survivor.

so kk, while i truly adore you (nice touch, eh? :) please leave the insults where they belong, in the bedroom, with your old man... and thank you for your touching posts. i enjoy your wit, humor, creativity, sarcasm, outlook, poetry, fights with all done, caringness (is that a word??), the fact that you smoke like a man, your big dumb dog (who by the way will kick butt in this competition, thank you all!!), and even the fact that you drink GIN!!!

kid, could you have said it better? didn't think so. perhaps i'm feeling better today folks? that ice cream sure helps, among other things.


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