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Now Karen gets ugly... » All Done

Posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 19:52:56

In reply to Yoohoooo! Karen!, posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 14:29:35

Ok, so I stay beautiful but you get the drift...

As for your last post, I must say I was impressed. You must have stayed up way too late shaving your husband's back. Lack of sleep makes for one mean All Done. Add on a very rough therapy session where you go into great detail about the shark that swam up the toilet and bit you in the rear and *BAM* up comes a brutal assault on poor, sweet Karen.

Now, about those knock knock jokes. I wrote those to amuse my dear friend kid. And amuse is hardely the word to describe the emotions that seemed to flood his body. He laughed, he cried, he had to take a restroom break. My work there is done. I don't believe you've ever caused quite a reaction in him before, now have you? Didn't think so.... Moving on. (And don't try to bring Dinah into this mess. Only willing parties may participate. And I'm certain Dinah likes me more anyway. She's told me so several times. She'd pick me first in a game of dodgeball. You'd be picked last. And you can bet I'd be willing to be disqualified just to throw that ball at your noggin! Back to the original point though, Dinah likes me better! So does Beefcake and your husband. They both told me so last night over a martini, GIN that is.)

As for kid..... I'm his muse, his inspiration (did you happen to miss that one??? I can redirect you if your 123 year old eyes can't seem to find the thread), and his distraction from his mean wife for the moment. Now, do you really want to take away what little happiness this poor, sweet man has in his life right now? Really? You aren't hurting my feelings by your libel nearly as much as you're hurting kid. Is this your intention? To take away what little happiness he has right now? (and about the laundry room, I'll take kid anywhere I can get him)

About being a shameless hussy... Did I EVER EVER EVER say I wasn't? I can't argue that one. In fact, I'll be the first to agree with you on that point...

About the No breast Thing... That's right, kick a girl while she's down. You just had to say it. You couldn't just leave me on the ground, but you had to kick me in the ribs while I'm gasping for air. That's ok. I'm fine. Really. I am. SADDLEBAGS!!!! No... You deserve more than that! Kid gave me his credit card number and I am currently looking for a plastic surgeon in the area to perform the surgery. One day (just you wait and see!!!!) I WILL HAVE BREASTS!!!! And I'll come to your house, by invitation of course, and I'll take off my shirt and flaunt them. And you'll be SO jealous you'll cry for days, no weeks, no YEARS!!!!!!! You'll never fully recover and if you think the shark incident is bad, just wait until Beefcake hears about this. Your therapy bill will SKYROCKET! One day, I will be a woman! Hear me roar! Enough about breasts... Moving on. (Wowsa, speaking of breasts, I just looked down and saw cleavage! Ah ha! I told you they are getting bigger! I'm wearing this shirt every day until I die.)

About Jay.....Jay seems just a bit too intelligent and romantic to even speak to a woman of your likings. I think perhaps he would find a woman of my humor and wit more to fit his desires. He's Canadian and a bass player. Now, that suits me just fine. Just because you like pickles doesn't mean a thing. I think about 75% of the human race likes pickles. Hmmmm... You think you have it in the bag? I smell competition, and I just love competition. (***Sidenote to Jay, and I'm honestly being sincere!!!Ah, Jay I'm sorry if you are reading this dear. We're only kidding. You really are a sweet man and every girl truly loves a romantic. Just be very careful that you don't allow women to take advantage of that. I think the biggest problem with being a romantic at heart is that sometimes women tend to take advantage of that. There has to be a happy medium. Does that make sense. Please, let's continue this discussion on the thread about "Sexy Women and Spring Fever" Seems All Done and I are beginning to fight over you and you should honestly be flattered :)

*Oh, and about Jay entering Mr PsychoBabble Usa, I'm sure if he's interested he could join. Canada is a wonderful country. Perhaps a national competition? He could read love poems and shower us with gifts? Wow~! We jsut aren't used to that!

And about that virginity. HA ha ha ha ha! I can't imagine you being a virgin anything! I'm sure Bob knows how very fond of eachother we truly are and would never EVER EVER EVER punish you for making me laugh so hard that my belly hurts. I can only think of one other poster who makes me laugh this hard. Ok, 2. That would be myself and kid..... I'm so arrogant it hurts...

Bring it on..



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