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In need of clarification ... » kazoo

Posted by Willow on February 2, 2002, at 17:49:16

In reply to Re: Question » Willow, posted by kazoo on February 2, 2002, at 3:49:00

> Nor did you ask me,
SURELY YOU JEST!?!?!?

> so who should go first now, but remember "Pearls before Swine."

Do I need to remind you how literal I am? A pearl is a useless crumb of sand, not much use standing alone, something like a callus formed around an invisible sliver. Swine have much use; great at grubbing out roots making lands tillable, apparently they also make good pets, scent "hounds," and need I mention that pork gravy is my favourite.

Now if you are referring to yourself as a brutishly sensual man, can I be your Jezebel? (Have I ever mentioned that this is my favourite show of all time? Hmph ... I guess this shows my feminist leanings.) I am old fashioned enough to believe that the man should lead though! So where does this leave us?
>
> So now I suppose you're going to tell me that the center of the universe is the "mons vernis." How delightful.

We've obviously had a different form of sex education 101? And if you continue to talk like this I'll be lost in the line of cyber females crying for your attention.
>
> my dear, Willow

You know how much power those few words have over me!! Sniff sniff ... If I recall correctly someone tried to warn you of feminine games, but I think you have perfected the art of flirting. But please don't stop. My heart can pretend it's not game.

Wilting Willow


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