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Re: Gas » paxvox

Posted by dreamer on October 13, 2001, at 21:20:58

In reply to Re: Gas » dreamer, posted by paxvox on October 13, 2001, at 21:01:28

> Dreamer,
>
> You aint right! And just today, Susan was speaking highly of you. The dark forces must have had their way with you.
>
> But since we're on the subject of flatus, why do you think that hoop skirts were all the rage during the 19th century. And those hand fans, I mean, what's up with that? Why were there no investigations? Personally, I believe this is what led to the widely held notion (recently dispelled by JAMA) that woman, well....don't break wind. It was an unwritten fact while I was a teenager in the 70's that girls just did not fart. I've heard stories, devastating stories, of poor young lads out on car dates with girls when these offensive odors permeated the interior of the car. Being ever the gentleman, the poor young lad would have no other chivalric means than to assume the odor must have been his, and red-faced offer overflowing appologies. Not until the 1980's with the advent of catalytic converters were these young men aquited of this horrible scenario. Only now, as we enter the 21st century, have womanfolk admitted openly that the dogs were not the ones responsible either (oh the horror of the suffering of those animals! Bad Sparky, Bad boy!!). Someone owes us an apology, and could you light a match or something?
>
> This rant is not sponsored by PAX, and he takes no responsiblity for its content, however accurate.
>
> PAX
> isobars I tell you isobars! >are these them fiber filled sweet snack bars?

My bestest long lost friend used to release little noises below when she laughed .
Women -older from the north of england tend to do it in public and met female who just let go when she needed whilst watching tv -no appologies-I found it disgusting.
Myself only get problem in toilet even then I say oops.

When my brother farted he always said..'a little bit of wisdom'

dreamer -no farting near me please.


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