Posted by kazoo on October 11, 2001, at 9:14:18
In reply to Commandments for this century ..., posted by Willow on October 9, 2001, at 22:13:13
> > Are there cut and dry laws of reason we can live by?
>
> Thou shall not kill, that includes the neighbour's dog or ex-spouses cat that sprayed your house.
> Thou shall not steal, but keep in mind "finders keepers, losers weepers!"
> Hopefully someone will come along and help me out here, I can't remember them all.^^^^^^^^^
Yes, Willow, my wilting, and sometimes weeping, darling of Canada, you forgot a very important one:
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's ass."
Now, let's examine this statement: we all know that "covet" is from the infinitive verb "to covet" which means "to wish for longingly," an example of which would be "I covet Sar's big feet" (confessions of a podaphile); however, "ass" offers a different set of definition problem since the word can be both a noun or verb depending on an array of factors exceeding the boundaries of "common" sense (and even "uncommon sense") and "horse" sense (not to mention "feline" sense, meow,meow,meow!), etc., etc., etc. blab, blab, blab ... and exceeding the scope of what I'm trying to say, of which I have no "common" human sense at all in doing at this point, or any other point, the point being, blab, blab, blab, etc., etc., etc., hee-haw, hee-haw, hee-haw (shut that Ass up!).
So, to blurb "Thou shall covet Willow's wilting ass" would be okay, too.
Greetings to Willow, Sar, Elizabeth, Dreamer, SusanC, AKC, Judy, Gracie, ShellieR, Wendy and all the other PB broads whom I forgot to mention, all of whom thou shall covet all thy asses, whether they be parked in the garage or out in the barn or slithering along First Avenue, NYC.
Greetz to KrazyKat, too.
kazoo
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