Posted by B Day on November 16, 2000, at 22:36:35
In reply to National Candy Bars, posted by shar on November 16, 2000, at 21:09:47
> Sometimes you feel like a nut,
> Sometimes you don't,
> Almond Joy's got nuts,
> Mounds don't.
>Most excellent Citizen Shar!
There could be no candy bars to better represent Lumptonia than your nifty nominations, Almond Joy and Mounds.
I believe the legendary ballad you've so beautifully introduced them with also might qualify as our "National Ditty or Jingle", huh? The nomination of these fine chocolates are seconded, gobbled up and duly added to the new, updated list below by the Ambassador!
On another note, the Ambassador would like to point out to the people that our nation is two weeks old today. Happy birthday Lumptonia!!!
At your service,
Ambassador B
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* National Nickname: The Chrysalis State ?
* Date of Self-determination: November 2, 2000
* Largest national population: ?
* Capitol: ?
* Total Area: ?
* Size: ?
* Driving Time: ?
* Highest Point: The Hypomanian Range ?
* Lowest point: Death Valley ?
* Average Weather: Gloomy ?
* Average Sunrise: ? (no one will probably ever know)
* Average Sunset: ?* National Government: Lumpocracy ?
* National Armed Forces: Our All Female Volunteer Militia
* National Peace Corps: All Male Female Service (mandatory induction)
* National Law Enforcement Constable: Sterling (the Whip) CPE
* National Religion: Lumpism
* National National Flag: (we need a final description)
* National Motto: Ssssiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhh! Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhewww!
* National Badge Of Honor: Sticky Brown Lips
* National Anthem: The Scar-Mangled Banter
* National Song: Lumptonia The Pupatal
* National Military Hymn: The Scares Of Schizophrene
* National Dance: The Lumptonian Shuffle Side to side ?
* National Walk: The Lumptonian Shuffle To and Fro ?
* National Pastime: Lumping (aka: couching, coccooning)
* National Sport: Depression Derby at Lumptonian Downs
* National Exercise: Mouse or remote-control clicking)
* National Olympics: (these still need to be added)
* National Uniform: Sweats with fluffy slippers
* National Holiday: Halloween
* National Fable: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow* National Animal: The Rocking Horse
* National Mascot: The Tortoise
* National Mammal: The Sloth
* National Reptile: The Tortoise
* National Bird: The Bird
* National Fish: ?
* National Insect: The Butterfly
* National Tree: ?
* National Flower: ?
* National Gift: Lump Baskets
* National Drink: Red Wine (since coffee is like oxygen to us)
* National Food: Chocolate
* National Candy Bars: Almond Joy and Mounds
* National Cuisine: Chocolate, Triple Brie (or any other cheese), pie, Diet Coke 4, Milk, Potatoes, GF International Coffees, Nestle's Quick, Hersey's Syrup (need to add others)
poster:B Day
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