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Re: Is our Labassador Incorrigible? Shar

Posted by B Day on November 15, 2000, at 14:58:38

In reply to Re: Is our Labassador Incorrigible? Shar, posted by Emmanuela on November 15, 2000, at 1:58:43

Dearest Lumptonian People,

After a few days of comfortably staring in one spot, the Ambassador was shaken from his restful state to semi-cognizance by chocolate withdrawals. After refueling on coffee, M&Ms, Kit Kats and Milky Ways, the Ambassador decided to change his "Country Spice" plug-in and read the latest Lumptonian news.

On finishing the news, the Ambassador researched the meaning of the strange, french-sounding word "Febreze" and subsequently deduced that since his unfortunate health-food incident, he has been the butt of many fowl-smelling jokes. The Ambassador had thought he had cleared the air of concern regarding any continuance of his cavital crooning.

The Ambassador was particularly astonished by the strange, french-sounding invention of the Prime Ministeress; the ingenuity of which she seemed to imply she would like to demonstrate to the Ambassador personally. The Ambassador would like to suggest that first she test the new device in the Most High Orifice Of The Prime Ministeress, in order to see if it works. Perhaps additional testing could be provided by the our beloved Flutious-Maximus, her Quitterness, as well as our adorable Couchly Paint-Shaker, Sterling CPE! The Ambassador would be MOST pleased to assist!

Nevertheless, it is obvious that the Lumptonian populace has thinned out recently. The poor Ambassador sadly accepts responsibility for this mass exodus. Furthermore, he would like to ONCE AGAIN allay any whiff of fear which may exist regarding his nocturnal melodiousness and invite the people back to Lumptonia. Hopefully this further repentance and a strict Lumptonian diet will suffice to prevent such nationwide panic in the future.

His Fragrance,

Ambassador B


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