Posted by Phil on October 16, 2012, at 13:29:56
In reply to Re: deathometers are not thermometers » zazenducke, posted by Phil on October 16, 2012, at 13:01:19
A dear friend in New Yoak City, old what's her name, said I was a good conversationalist. I said of course, I've always cared about the environment. I told a friend about that and he said no Phil, She was saying you know how to bullsh*t. Oh.
I thought, that was nice of her seeing how New Yoakers are all supposed to be assh*les. Anyway so, I wrote this so she would know some shorter words for talking.Me and Phil shot the sh*t yesterday. Well he is one helluva bullsh*tter. What did he have to say? Sh*t I dunno I never listen to him. Me neither, nice guy though. I guess, says the same thing over and over story gets bigger every time. I'm supposed to see him tomorrow myself. What y'all gonna do? Ahh, drink a beer, shoot the sh*t. Well, he's a good bullsh*tter that's for sure. Tell him he still owes me 5 bucks. He's owes you money? No, but he can't remember sh*t so he'll think it's true, made $30 off him last year...tax free. Hey why was he in jail last week? Puked on a lady cop. Drunk driving? Naw, he was riding his daughters tricycle down the sidewalk and she saw him. Is that illegal? No, unless it's church time Sunday morning and you're drunk and nekkid. Boy we're gonna hear that story. Yup. Drunk nekkid bullsh*tter riding a tricycle pukes on a sergeant. She tazed him too. Was he being aggressive or something? Nope, he tried to bullsh*t his way out of it then he puked on her again. Boys downtown said she wanted to shoot him but didn't want to waste a perfectly good bullet. Wanna know where she tazed him? In the groin area. What did he say about that? Said it hurt like a mother f*cker but he had the best orgasm of his life. Now that is some bullsh*t there. Well, he is a good bullsh*tter. You got that right. Gotta like the guy though. Sh*t I guess I love him more than my own brother. I didn't know you had a brother. Yup, doing 15 federal time. What the hell did he do? Hijacked a semi hauling cigarettes. Seems like he got off light. He did, cause he got the wrong truck, no cigarettes. What was in it? Kids tricycles. I'll be godd*mn. Yup, we're surrounded by genius'.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
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