Posted by linkadge on November 7, 2010, at 11:47:45
In reply to Re: Chemicals And Fillers » linkadge, posted by ed_uk2010 on November 7, 2010, at 9:24:22
>How would they advertise that one?
>Religinoft - your ticket to heaven.....as seen >on TV. Only available in the Bible Belt. Terms >and Conditions apply.
Do you not attend church cause you just "don't see the point"? Or maybe, you attend church but are just going through the motions? In a recent anonymous study, 6 out of 10 churchgoers reported some degree loss of religous sensation since their first conversion. Spiritual deficiancy syndrome (SDS) is a real illness characterized by feelings ranging from mild loss of religious interest, to total athiesm. Religinoft is the first medication in its class, designed specifically to agonize the receptors known known as I-see-the-light subunit delta, and correct SDS. With medication and counselling, most patients regain the capacity to experience full mountaintop experiences each and every Sunday. Religionoft must be taken every day to experience full benefit. Don't lower the dose of Religinoft without first speaking to your doctor as a discontinuation syndrome (characterized by sudden impluses of strong hatred towards all organized religion) may occur. Other side effects may include the following:
-excsssive prayer (defined as >6 hours/day)
-dancing in aisles / tears of joy / weeping
-desire to initiate street courner preaching
-excessive donations to church
-extreme fears of impending second coming
-martyrdom
-upper abdominal crampingFor most patients, side effects are rarely severe enough to discontinue treatment. A dosage adjustment may be all that is required.
Spiritual deficiancy syndrome is treatable. Talk to your doctor about Religinoft.
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