Posted by bluedog on February 22, 2003, at 11:41:16
In reply to Re: Ginger and garlic...... » bluedog, posted by IsoM on February 21, 2003, at 15:01:53
> Okay, now we know why you don't have a way with the girls, bluedog. You'll have to find a girl who loves garlic as much as you.
Oh my god...you've just described a catch-22 situation to me. If I eat lots of ginger and garlic I'll scare the girls away.....especially if the girl also happens to be a vampire. On the other hand if I don't get my regular ginger and garlic fix I tend to become lethargic and miserable.....speaking to a girl in a monotone voice and introducing myself as "Hi, my name is bluedog and I suffer from depression has not ever been shown to get get a girl really interested in someone"
Looks like my only option is to find another garlic lover.....hmmm that means I'll have to ask Dreamer out on a date with me to go get a milkshake together.
> Hate to tell you this but garlic breath & body odour never goes away. If you eat lots you just can't smell it on yourself or any one else - but it's still there. I remember reading one doctor (who obviously didn't eat garlic) say that when he delivered a baby from one woman who ate tons of garlic, her baby smelled strongly of garlic too. An experiment was done with grated raw garlic being placed on a person's sole & taped tight through the night. The next morning, garlic could be detected on his breath even though he hadn't eaten any!
Is this really true. This is terrible news:)
> Just one question remains:
> Have you enough money to send me ticket so I can fly out to have some home-made cooking from you?
As I intend to win the 20 Million Dollar Lotto jackpot this week paying for your flight shouldn't be a problem. HOWEVER, I think you are being far too modest and I think you know deep down in your heart that your home cooking is better than mine. So I reckon you should be offering ME that plane ticket to fly to Canada to sample come and sample your legendary soy loaves. You'll have plenty of time to save the money needed because there is no way that I'll be going Canada in the winter time.....I can't handle cold and short dark days very well!!!